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(Times of Israel)   Without this guy, hackers would be able to break into our FB accounts and leave messages like "my farts smell" as an outgoing status message   (timesofisrael.com) divider line 20
    More: Hero, Nir Goldshlager, Israelis, Facebook, contact list, Goldshlager  
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2013-03-15 10:09:10 AM  
Good thing he's Israeli, had he been here in the states we would have locked his ass away in prison the first time he hacked something.
 
2013-03-15 10:10:37 AM  
Hard to argue with a a guy with the last name "Goldshlager"
 
2013-03-15 10:12:45 AM  
That's good, because that's just wrong. My farts smell like fresh-washed linen and warm apple pie.
 
2013-03-15 10:15:44 AM  
I've gotta admit, anytime I see people walking away from a public computer without logging out of facebook, email, etc, I've always been tempted to have some fun with a big post like "I'm Pregnant!" or "Dear Mom & Dad, I can't lie anymore, I'm a hopeless alcoholic."
 
2013-03-15 10:17:35 AM  

THX 1138: I've gotta admit, anytime I see people walking away from a public computer without logging out of facebook, email, etc, I've always been tempted to have some fun with a big post like "I'm Pregnant!" or "Dear Mom & Dad, I can't lie anymore, I'm a hopeless alcoholic."


I constantly warn my users that they need to lock their machines, there were a few that didn't though and they left their facebook page minimized when I checked on them.

One odd status update later, PC..always locked.
 
2013-03-15 10:23:12 AM  
People do those statuses on their own.
 
2013-03-15 10:28:45 AM  
Do they smell or stink?
 
2013-03-15 10:43:27 AM  
That is what 98% of FB posts amount to anyway.
 
2013-03-15 11:07:17 AM  
But my farts really do smell.  Thanks for nothing,Goldshlager!
 
2013-03-15 11:15:24 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: THX 1138: I've gotta admit, anytime I see people walking away from a public computer without logging out of facebook, email, etc, I've always been tempted to have some fun with a big post like "I'm Pregnant!" or "Dear Mom & Dad, I can't lie anymore, I'm a hopeless alcoholic."

I constantly warn my users that they need to lock their machines, there were a few that didn't though and they left their facebook page minimized when I checked on them.

One odd status update later, PC..always locked.


Where I used to work, the thing was to send out a mass e-mail saying "I'm bringing donuts tomorrow, what kind does everyone want?"

And it was expected that they would bring donuts. And they did.

It worked pretty well too.
 
2013-03-15 11:21:52 AM  
Sadly, they kick the kids out of Menudo when they reach a certain age.
 
2013-03-15 11:46:37 AM  

Happy Hours: Where I used to work, the thing was to send out a mass e-mail saying "I'm bringing donuts tomorrow, what kind does everyone want?"

And it was expected that they would bring donuts. And they did.

It worked pretty well too.


Nice... I'm stealing this idea too
 
2013-03-15 11:47:57 AM  
My friends already do this.
 
2013-03-15 12:11:27 PM  
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2013-03-15 01:27:25 PM  
But my farts do smell.
 
2013-03-15 03:54:42 PM  

leonel: But my farts do smell.


I fart pure miasma and I'm constantly being stalked by plague doctors.

www.plaguedoctor.net
Creepy bastards.
 
2013-03-15 04:29:10 PM  

drunkness_monster00: Hard to argue with a a guy with the last name "Goldshlager"


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Goldshlager...(waa WAAAA waaaa)
He's the Jew...the Jew with the hacker's touch
No slacker's touch
He drinks cold lager...(waa WAAAA waaaa)
While he works on Facebook so folks can't tell
That your farts smell
 
2013-03-16 12:00:38 AM  
let's change that last bit...

While protecting Facebook so folks don't think
That your farts stink
 
2013-03-16 02:32:11 AM  
One of my favorites was inverting the screen and reversing the mouse buttons. If I had more time I would take a screen shot of the desk top, delete all the desktop icons, and then make the screen shot the new back ground. Although one guy never could catch a clue, so I emailed a project that he had almost finished to myself, and deleted the entire file.
 
2013-03-16 01:30:16 PM  
Thank Yahweh you saved me from the Hezbollah fart pranksters, o Shield of Zion!
 
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