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(National Geographic)   Giant sea cucumber eats with its anus, which would be awesome if it ate oil   ( divider line
    More: Weird, intestinal tract, orifices, ocean water, Pacific coast  
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2013-03-15 12:14:56 PM  
2 votes:
Multipurpose Anus

Multipurpose Anus

Multipurpose Anus
2013-03-15 12:06:32 PM  
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karlandtanya: They just sit there sticking their arms in their butt all day long.

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2013-03-15 02:49:55 PM  
1 vote:
A sea cucumber has manners refined.
But beware if you're invited to dine.
For them it shows class
To eat with their ass.
So make sure you've a hungry behind.
2013-03-15 02:27:22 PM  
1 vote:
Which brings us, naturally, to the question of the sexing. If you get a blowjob from this beast, would it be oral or anal sex. Sure, sodomy either way, to say nothing of the bestial factor so clearly you'd go to hell for the experiment and experience. But it's for science, dammit. Not enough of this knowledge, nossir, so someone needs to engage this horrid, slimy beast in copulations. It'd be cold, too, wouldn't it.
2013-03-15 01:16:34 PM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: Multipurpose Anus

Multipurpose Anus

Multipurpose Anus

I larfed when I read that in TFA, and then again in your post.  I swear THIS is the motivation I've needed all along to form my punk thrash metal Norwegian death apocalypse rock band.  And Multipurpose Anus will be the name of the band, the name of our first album, the name of the title song of our first album and the entirety of the lyrics of the first song on our first album.  Just "Multipurpose Anus" over and over again.
2013-03-15 12:59:23 PM  
1 vote:
Somewhere at Google, there's an admin going "Hey Troy. Look at this data. I wonder why there's a sudden surge of people trying to do an Image Search of Martha Stewart shoving a turkey up her ass from South Park all of a sudden."
2013-03-15 12:53:32 PM  
1 vote:
How do we know it eats with its anus, maybe it's sh*tt*ing through its mouth...
2013-03-15 11:55:40 AM  
1 vote:
Holy Fark I haven't thought about oil hitting the anus in a while.

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2013-03-15 11:03:05 AM  
1 vote:
Khloe Kardashian's nickname changed?
2013-03-15 10:52:26 AM  
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2013-03-15 10:43:20 AM  
1 vote:
Well that stinks.
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