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(Salem News 2)   Drunk driver arrested traveling south on northbound highway lanes. "Told she had been going the wrong way, Baron's passenger chimed in, "I've been telling her that for the last 10 minutes," police said." Did the Boston Fark party start already?   (salemnews.com) divider line 26
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2013-03-15 09:46:08 AM
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How did he know where she was headed?
 
2013-03-15 09:49:29 AM
"Be careful out there! Some maniac's driving the wrong way on the highway!"
"Some maniac?!? There's hundreds of them!"
 
2013-03-15 10:13:00 AM

EvilEgg: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 277x182]

How did he know where she was headed?


You're going to kill somebody!!!
 
2013-03-15 10:27:42 AM
wow...reminds me of Lindsay Lohan.
 
2013-03-15 10:33:00 AM
Be a screwup, lose your job in Massachusetts, collect unemployment, spend it all on alcohol and cigarettes, and blame all your problems on Democrats.
New Hampshire: It's not a trend.  It's a way of life.
 
2013-03-15 10:39:33 AM
I love her dedication.  FTA - While she's being booked at the police station:
And on the phone to a friend, she asked for a ride home and instructed the person to bring along a "30-pack" of beer, police said.

I wonder what her Fark handle is?
 
2013-03-15 10:42:26 AM
I love driving in Boston.  It's like those guys that play Polo with a goats head only it's more seriouser and lots less happy people, though the drunks do their best to liven things upperly.
Aw jeez, I'm going the wrong way - I wanna be goin' THAT way on Memorial"
Take a left
There's no turn out
Don't be such a pussy, take a left
Won't I get a flat?
It's the MEDIAN you twit, take a left!
ok ok you know aunt helen, your driving skills have really gone downhill since Harvard Tenure.
Lissen, do you want to get somewhere or sit in traffic?
Hey look a DUK Tour!
you damn tourists are all alike

Always enjoy visiting the relatives
 
2013-03-15 10:45:21 AM

AgentBang: EvilEgg: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 277x182]

How did he know where she was headed?

You're going to kill somebody!!!


Even though this was done in one, I have to add this to your reply

www.examiner.com
 
2013-03-15 11:17:48 AM
Haven't they completed that containment wall around New Hampshire?
 
2013-03-15 11:44:10 AM
Even better was the line about the breathalyzer "I know how that works, I've got one in my car."

This story could only be better if it was her husband who made the comment about telling her she'd been driving the wrong way for ten minutes.
 
2013-03-15 11:57:47 AM
And don't forget to bring along a 30 pack of beer when you come to bail me out.
 
2013-03-15 12:13:19 PM

Khryswhy: I love her dedication.  FTA - While she's being booked at the police station:
And on the phone to a friend, she asked for a ride home and instructed the person to bring along a "30-pack" of beer, police said.

I wonder what her Fark handle is?


My wife doesn't have a Fark handle...
 
2013-03-15 12:46:22 PM
OK, it was done in one, then done in two, needs a 3rd picture...www.johncandy.com
 
2013-03-15 12:53:39 PM
I still like the part where when the cop told her how to do the breath test, she says "oh I know how this works, I have one of those in my car"  FAIL!
 
2013-03-15 01:02:13 PM
The details in the article were practically MADE for Fark.
 
2013-03-15 01:07:11 PM
There is nothing that I don't love about this article.
 
2013-03-15 01:22:10 PM
This woman is 20 train wrecks.
 
2013-03-15 01:57:10 PM
Kill her.  I'm serious.
 
2013-03-15 02:14:41 PM
She looks exactly how I pictured.  Complete with picture of wannabe nascar dad who left long ago.
 
2013-03-15 02:20:16 PM

yesanded: Haven't they completed that containment wall around New Hampshire?


actually, that containment wall is around MA but they're too self-centered to realized it
 
2013-03-15 02:22:37 PM
nice to see nashua represented on fark again
 
2013-03-15 04:00:08 PM
So why can they not revoke her driver's license? I'd strangle this biatch with my bare hands if she killed someone in my family because she was drunk and driving the wrong way on the road.
 
2013-03-15 07:12:20 PM
The passenger seems to have been bizarrely casual about the whole thing.  If I were riding with someone who decided to drive into oncomimg traffic I would "tell" them by frantically yelling out and demanding to be let out of the car if they didn't listen to me.  If that didn't work then I'd be on my phone calling 911 to report the wrongway driver and a kidnapping.

   Serious.  Who the hell wants to be in a car that has a very high risk of causing a head on collision at highway speeds?
 
2013-03-16 02:03:09 AM
Meh.  This only happens in Milwaukee in days ending in "y."

/idiots
 
2013-03-16 12:19:17 PM

Tealeaf: The passenger seems to have been bizarrely casual about the whole thing.  If I were riding with someone who decided to drive into oncomimg traffic I would "tell" them by frantically yelling out and demanding to be let out of the car if they didn't listen to me.  If that didn't work then I'd be on my phone calling 911 to report the wrongway driver and a kidnapping.

   Serious.  Who the hell wants to be in a car that has a very high risk of causing a head on collision at highway speeds?


Sometimes, you know you're either going to die or have a great story afterward and not a damn thing you do can stop it, might even significantly decrease your chance of survival, so you just sit back and relax. I had a guy drive me around some narrow mountain cliff roads at over 100mph one time, no way in hell I'm distracting him.
 
2013-03-16 06:22:31 PM

Khryswhy: I love her dedication.  FTA - While she's being booked at the police station:
And on the phone to a friend, she asked for a ride home and instructed the person to bring along a "30-pack" of beer, police said.

I wonder what her Fark handle is?


I was getting ready to post the exact same thing.
/great minds, etc.
 
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