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(New York Daily News)   Suffering from stage 3 Lyme disease, it had gotten so bad for Tom Seaver that he'd forgotten how godawful the Mets have been lately. In other news, half of Queens runs naked into the forest in hopes of picking up a few dozen tick bites   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Tom Seaver, Lyme disease, Mets, Hall of Fames, Johan Santana, Shea Stadium, muscle soreness, run naked  
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2013-03-15 01:54:11 PM  
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semiotix: By the end of it I'd forgotten he'd ever played baseball

Oh no! You should check yourself for Lyme disease.
2013-03-15 01:37:01 PM  
1 vote:
Could that article have made more references to the vineyard where vintner Tom Seaver makes his wine from the grapes that he grows in his vineyard where he's a winemaker who makes wine? Holy winemaking fark. By the end of it I'd forgotten he'd ever played baseball, because winemaker Tom Seaver makes wine now, if you hadn't heard.
2013-03-15 01:35:32 PM  
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Sir Cumference the Flatulent: There's the whole "seen in my lifetime" thing.

You want me to read a whole comment? Ain't nobody got time for that...
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