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(Politico)   Mitt Romney is now the Andy Dick of the Republican Party   (politico.com) divider line 82
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2013-03-15 09:18:49 AM  
Mitt Romney is doing copious amounts of coke and frequenting glory-hole bars?
 
2013-03-15 09:19:04 AM  
Calling Andy Dick a B-List celebrity is...generous
 
2013-03-15 09:23:59 AM  
uploads.static.vosizneias.com

Yep. Sounds about right.
 
2013-03-15 09:24:40 AM  

WTF Indeed: Mitt Romney is doing copious amounts of coke and frequenting glory-hole bars?


Diet coke.
 
2013-03-15 09:25:07 AM  
Did Romney get drunk and coked up and expose himself to a troop of boy scouts?
 
2013-03-15 09:53:18 AM  

vernonFL: Did Romney get drunk and coked up and expose himself to a troop of boy scouts?


Diet coke.
 
2013-03-15 09:54:17 AM  
Mitt who? I'm sure the GOP has never heard of such a man.
 
2013-03-15 09:57:49 AM  
That headline is one "Andy" too long and six months too late.
 
2013-03-15 10:26:23 AM  
I'm not exactly a fan of Romney or his policies, but now you're just being mean. Nobody deserves to be compared to Andy Dick.
 
2013-03-15 10:34:19 AM  

vernonFL: Did Romney get drunk and coked up and expose himself to a troop of boy scouts?


l.yimg.com
 
2013-03-15 10:34:20 AM  
Mitt Romney is a  now the Andy Dick of the Republican Party
 
2013-03-15 10:35:20 AM  
Finally something about dick during CPAC. Hows the Craigslist M4M "straight acting seeks discreet" this week?
 
2013-03-15 10:38:26 AM  
FTFA:
"People have a little bit of anger that he never went after the jugular. He is a nice gentleman [but] there wasn't enough fight," she said. "Newt just knows how to pounce."

LMFAO. Newt might *know* how to pounce, but the man hasn't actually pounced on anything besides a cheeseburger in the last 3 decades.
 
2013-03-15 10:39:28 AM  
America likes winners. Mitt is a serial loser. (also he's mormon, and conservatives are tired of pretending that it's the OTHER Christianity)
 
2013-03-15 10:39:39 AM  
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2013-03-15 10:40:20 AM  

deadsanta: LMFAO. Newt might *know* how to pounce, but the man hasn't actually pounced on anything besides a cheeseburger in the last 3 decades.


Untrue. He has pounced on numerous young, female staffers.
 
2013-03-15 10:48:58 AM  
Does that mean that Jon Lovitz is going to beat the crap out of him?
 
2013-03-15 10:48:58 AM  
More like Moby Dick, a.k.a., the Great White Whale.
 
2013-03-15 10:49:09 AM  
Except that it might be fun to party with Andy Dick.
 
2013-03-15 10:50:59 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Except that it might be fun to party with Andy Dick.


Until he tries to have sex with you. Or something inanimate.
 
2013-03-15 10:51:06 AM  
From tfa's slideshow:

images.politico.com

Aw, man, Gohmert was there and apparently didn't spawn any media coverage. Dude must be getting boring and tedious in his old age...
 
2013-03-15 10:54:58 AM  
A button on the lapel of an attendee is seen March 14.

images.politico.com

ah, here's the rest of her:

images.politico.com
 
2013-03-15 10:56:34 AM  

deadsanta: FTFA:
"People have a little bit of anger that he never went after the jugular. He is a nice gentleman [but] there wasn't enough fight," she said. "Newt just knows how to pounce."

LMFAO. Newt might *know* how to pounce, but the man hasn't actually pounced on anything besides a cheeseburger in the last 3 decades.


Oh Mittens tried to go after the jugular. That stupid Benghazi press conference was one instance. The asshole Mitt that showed up in debate #1 went after the jugular as well. Mitt was plenty asshole enough (and has probably done more ruthless stuff at Bain that Newt could ever dream of). Problem was that Mitt didn't have enough charm to suppress the inner asshole in him.

//stop making shiat up to make yourself feel better, GOP pundits.
 
2013-03-15 10:57:35 AM  
Romney's responsible for Phil Hartman's death?

Figures.
 
2013-03-15 10:59:43 AM  
FTFA: "He's getting kind of old now," said Zachary Pohl, 20, an Ohio State University student who backed Romney in 2008 and 2012. "I'm not going to lie about it."

Wait, what?  This guy supported Romney when he was farking 15?  Jesus, how square do you have to be to know who Mitt Romney is, much less support him, when you're 15 and he's not even the nominee?
 
2013-03-15 11:07:33 AM  
"The base moved on four months ago, and most Republican activists don't really care what their failed nominee thinks any more."


Bwahahahahaaa!
This is the guy, mind you, this is the guy that was finally going to sweep the Marxist Muslim Kenyan usurping authoritarian dictator out of office. By a landslide. You guys suck a big bag of monkey ass hair.

/schadenfruede is delicious first thing in the morning.
 
2013-03-15 11:08:32 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: FTFA: "He's getting kind of old now," said Zachary Pohl, 20, an Ohio State University student who backed Romney in 2008 and 2012. "I'm not going to lie about it."

Wait, what?  This guy supported Romney when he was farking 15?  Jesus, how square do you have to be to know who Mitt Romney is, much less support him, when you're 15 and he's not even the nominee?


I LOLd.  Srsly, what a bunch of losers...

/drinking whiskey at 8 AM
//it's my day off
 
2013-03-15 11:09:51 AM  

Lord_Baull: "The base moved on four months ago, and most Republican activists don't really care what their failed nominee thinks any more."



Maybe if most republicans KNEW what their failed nominee actually thought...just saying.
 
2013-03-15 11:17:35 AM  

The Martian Manhandler: Does that mean that Jon Lovitz is going to beat the crap out of him?


One can only hope.
 
2013-03-15 11:18:40 AM  
Who's Andy Dick?
 
2013-03-15 11:24:27 AM  

Masso: Who's Andy Dick?


The Mitt Romney of Hollywood.
 
2013-03-15 11:35:27 AM  
That's a little harsh. I didn't like Mitt Romney. I have no respect for a guy who has no positions of his own and no morals. He's still not quite Andy Dick.
 
2013-03-15 11:40:09 AM  
Newt Gingrich always struck me as the dick of the Republican party.
 
2013-03-15 11:45:24 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: FTFA: "He's getting kind of old now," said Zachary Pohl, 20, an Ohio State University student who backed Romney in 2008 and 2012. "I'm not going to lie about it."

Wait, what?  This guy supported Romney when he was farking 15?  Jesus, how square do you have to be to know who Mitt Romney is, much less support him, when you're 15 and he's not even the nominee?


Square enough to go to CPAC at 20.
 
2013-03-15 11:47:44 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: FTFA: "He's getting kind of old now," said Zachary Pohl, 20, an Ohio State University student who backed Romney in 2008 and 2012. "I'm not going to lie about it."

Wait, what?  This guy supported Romney when he was farking 15?  Jesus, how square do you have to be to know who Mitt Romney is, much less support him, when you're 15 and he's not even the nominee?


Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
 
2013-03-15 11:51:34 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.


I agree with all of this. Am I going to be okay?

(Seriously, Huey Lewis was awesome)
 
2013-03-15 12:00:07 PM  

bdub77: [uploads.static.vosizneias.com image 406x610]

Yep. Sounds about right.


is that.. gary busey..?
 
2013-03-15 12:00:47 PM  
It's Obama's fault that no one loves Mittens any more.
 
2013-03-15 12:02:28 PM  
TFA: "[Romney's] kind of last year.  I'm ready for some new blood...The Beltway doesn't want to let go of a lot of things go. You shake your head and say, 'C'mon!'"  Pettengill supported Newt Gingrich in the first-in-the-nation primary...

Yeah, Gingrich supporter, it's the Beltway that can't let old politicians go...
 
2013-03-15 12:04:27 PM  

Dee Snarl: HMS_Blinkin: FTFA: "He's getting kind of old now," said Zachary Pohl, 20, an Ohio State University student who backed Romney in 2008 and 2012. "I'm not going to lie about it."

Wait, what?  This guy supported Romney when he was farking 15?  Jesus, how square do you have to be to know who Mitt Romney is, much less support him, when you're 15 and he's not even the nominee?

I LOLd.  Srsly, what a bunch of losers...

/drinking whiskey at 8 AM
//it's my day off


I'm keepin my eye on you...

/wish I was drinking whiskey at 8 AM
 
2013-03-15 12:05:14 PM  
Memo to the GOP: stop foisting presidential candidates on us who got there by being born into the right family.

2012/Romney: daddy was CEO of AMC Motors
2008/McCain: daddy was an admiral
2000 2004/W Bush: daddy was President
1992/HW Bush: daddy was a senator
 
2013-03-15 12:07:53 PM  

mjohnson71: Memo to the GOP: stop foisting presidential candidates on us who got there by being born into the right family.

2012/Romney: daddy was CEO of AMC Motors
2008/McCain: daddy was an admiral
2000 2004/W Bush: daddy was President
1992/HW Bush: daddy was a senator


This X one million (you could include Gore, Rand Paul, Jon Huntsman, and others too)
 
2013-03-15 12:15:01 PM  

Lord_Baull: "The base moved on four months ago, and most Republican activists don't really care what their failed nominee thinks any more."


Bwahahahahaaa!
This is the guy, mind you, this is the guy that was finally going to sweep the Marxist Muslim Kenyan usurping authoritarian dictator out of office. By a landslide. You guys suck a big bag of monkey ass hair.

/schadenfruede is delicious first thing in the morning.


As an added bonus, Romney managed to get just 47% of the vote. That number will haunt him for the rest of his days.

/schadenfreude is also delicious at lunchtime
 
2013-03-15 12:31:16 PM  
The GOP actually knew that Mitt was a sucker and sacrificial lamb from Day 1. The real Republican contenders stayed away from the 2012 election--no one wanted to face a popular incumbent president. 2016 will be very different.
 
2013-03-15 12:39:15 PM  

Kuta: The GOP actually knew that Mitt was a sucker and sacrificial lamb from Day 1. The real Republican contenders stayed away from the 2012 election--no one wanted to face a popular incumbent president. 2016 will be very different.


Pffffffffff
No it won't
 
2013-03-15 12:39:58 PM  

Kuta: The GOP actually knew that Mitt was a sucker and sacrificial lamb from Day 1. The real Republican contenders stayed away from the 2012 election--no one wanted to face a popular incumbent president. 2016 will be very different.


I'm curious who you expect to see on the GOP's primary debates in three years. All their heavily-touted up-and-comers (Jindal, Rubio, JEB, Rand Paul) seem to be absolutely terrible options and anyone on the moderate side of the room (Huntsman, for instance) isn't seen as ideologically pure enough.
 
2013-03-15 12:42:11 PM  
We didn't actually want Mitt anyhow.

/LMFAO

I also like asking teabaggers why they voted for someone who signed into law socialized medicine and a pretty strict weapons ban. One guy had no idea what I was talking about. Oh, how much fun that quickly became.
 
2013-03-15 12:44:43 PM  

phaseolus: A button on the lapel of an attendee is seen March 14.

[images.politico.com image 605x328]

ah, here's the rest of her:

[images.politico.com image 605x328]


Why did you have to get my hopes up?
 
2013-03-15 12:49:10 PM  

Kuta: 2016 will be could be very different if the GOP learns anything from 2012.


And they haven't so far.
 
2013-03-15 12:49:11 PM  

Kuta: The GOP actually knew that Mitt was a sucker and sacrificial lamb from Day 1. The real Republican contenders stayed away from the 2012 election--no one wanted to face a popular incumbent president. 2016 will be very different.


No it won't. The GOP is going to put up a crappy candidate, just like they did in 2008 and 2012.
 
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