Munchkin City Coroner: Just as plausible:Ghandi died to tell Buddha to go be fat somewhere else. Buddha became depressed and deep fried all the twinkies, leaving none for the rest of us and heating up the world in the process. So you see, the twin scourges of our age, global warming and the extinction of twinkies, are actually the result of insensitivity toward deities who are differently abled.Prove me wrong.
Tommy Moo: Oh for crying out loud. This guy isn't even Black. He's a Kenyan who was born in America.
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