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(AlterNet)   Penis stealing on the rise in Africa   (alternet.org) divider line 68
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2013-03-15 01:40:42 PM
Shrinking penii? That's probably the reason Africa has so many of these:
www.gunsandammo.com
 
2013-03-15 01:43:50 PM

Brick-House: [i.qkme.me image 625x390]

Penis Rims???
        GIS... WTF???

[creeper.naurunappula.com image 750x600]


I'm not sure I want to know why you were doing a GIS for 'penis' and 'rim'
 
2013-03-15 01:44:37 PM
I better let somebody trustworthy hold onto mine for safe keeping.
 
2013-03-15 01:45:14 PM

Fano: Old hag syndrome? Is that the Asian woman time vertex where they look 18 until 50, then bam, instant Yoda Crone?


Nah. It's more of a traditionally European thang. So it's where they go from this
thumbs.dreamstime.com

to this:
thumbs.dreamstime.com

So kinda like the Asian thing, just a bit more on the pasty side. Oh, and sitting on your chest while you're trying to sleep, which is what makes it especially terrifying.
/she shoulda stayed out of the sun
 
2013-03-15 01:53:04 PM
They probably use them to bless the rains.
 
2013-03-15 02:31:52 PM
Safe place to bury my boss
 
2013-03-15 03:17:10 PM
Dear Prudence,

I think I know where that dude from yesterday can mail his expensive dildo.
 
2013-03-15 03:21:33 PM

jayessell: How do the suffers of this mental disorder reconcile the evidence of their  eyes and fingers?
Their brains distort what they see?


Cognitive dissonance?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-15 03:24:31 PM
I find it hilarious that I got an ad about "Obama snatching guns" along with an article about penis stealing.
 
2013-03-15 03:38:19 PM
www.threadbombing.com

"biatch stole my penis!"
 
2013-03-15 03:49:08 PM
Seems odd that in the last sentence of the article they'd compare penis snatching to a completely unrelated practice like anorexia. The latter is a problem of people physically damaging themselves due to self image problems, more often affecting women. The former involves using occult beliefs to supposedly damage other men - except that casting a magic spell to shrink a man's penis can't do any real physical harm.

I say, make a more accurate comparison to the West. In countries like the USA, there's a practice of only snatching parts of people's penises, causing real physical damage, and the victims are often young enough to be powerless to defend themselves. Instead of having an illicit trade in organs, there's a trade in the skin of these organs - and here it's conducted legally, not on a black market.
 
2013-03-15 04:29:34 PM
All your penis are belong to us!

/penises?
//peni??

Penes, actually.

/canis. canes, rex, reges,
 
2013-03-15 06:49:38 PM

cyberspacedout: I say, make a more accurate comparison to the West. In countries like the USA, there's a practice of only snatching parts of people's penises, causing real physical damage, and the victims are often young enough to be powerless to defend themselves. Instead of having an illicit trade in organs, there's a trade in the skin of these organs - and here it's conducted legally, not on a black market.


... You really just dropped that  line in the water and started rowing huh?
 
2013-03-15 09:47:06 PM
fc05.deviantart.net
Approves
 
2013-03-16 12:13:31 AM

The Irresponsible Captain: Maybe it'll cut back on raping virgins to cure AIDS.

/Where do they get this stuff?


Heh, that was one of my first thoughts too. "Great, now lets tell them that cutting it off cures AIDS!"
 
2013-03-16 12:53:35 AM

mikefinch: cyberspacedout: I say, make a more accurate comparison to the West. In countries like the USA, there's a practice of only snatching parts of people's penises, causing real physical damage, and the victims are often young enough to be powerless to defend themselves. Instead of having an illicit trade in organs, there's a trade in the skin of these organs - and here it's conducted legally, not on a black market.

... You really just dropped that  line in the water and started rowing huh?


Yeah. I figured, why should we care about another culture's imaginary penis problems when we've got real ones?
 
2013-03-16 01:10:45 PM
"...you are the mugu
I am the mastah"
 
2013-03-16 04:45:13 PM
 
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