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(Huffington Post)   The "secret ingredient" in Guinness will make vegans squirm... which means more Guinness for those of us who understand humans are omnivores   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 16
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2013-03-15 12:16:48 PM  
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FISHAY FISHAAAAAAY!!!!
2013-03-15 10:50:02 AM  
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Farxist Marxist: CheekyMonkey: Giltric: Vegans can make excuses for yeast being a living organism?

No, but HuffPo needs clicks.  Also, 99.4% of all commercial beers use either isinglass or gelatin as a fining ingredient.  Neither of which is vegan-friendly.

Vegans should just stay away from all alcoholic beverages, though, since they're all based on fermentation, which exploits yeast.

I tend to think of alcohol as yeast pee, rather than a yeast death by-product, This will make it more palatable to Vegans, who are used to being pissed on by real meat-eating alpha males.


Pfft.  What do you think happens to the yeast after it's done fermenting the wort?  You think the brewery releases it back into the wild, or sends it off to live out the remainder of it's days at Darryl Hannah's Yeast Sanctuary?  No.  It's MURDERED.  BEER IS MURDER.

\off to have a Guinness
2013-03-15 10:44:37 AM  
2 votes:
How can you tell who is a vegan at a dinner party?

Don't worry... they will tell you.
2013-03-15 03:03:14 PM  
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mikefinch: . anyways i think the waste yeast gets sold as animal feed or something.



You're technically correct, but they prefer to be called "Aussies," rather than "animals."

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2013-03-15 01:40:10 PM  
1 votes:

CheekyMonkey:  Darryl Hannah's Yeast Sanctuary?


Welcome to my new Fark username!
2013-03-15 01:00:27 PM  
1 votes:

Lusebagage: Teufelaffe: when was the last time you met a Vegan who was actually willing to acknowledge that their chosen diet is still destructive to the environment?

Its far less destructive.

When was the last time you met a meat eater who was actually willing to acknowledge that their chosen diet is unsustainable and killing the planet!

Fact is, eating meat is cruel, self serving, and unnecessary.



 Oh look, someone who's anti-meat and doesn't know what the fark they're talking about.  Imagine that.
2013-03-15 12:22:26 PM  
1 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2013-03-15 11:14:21 AM  
1 votes:

wambu: And here I thought they used mule and donkey bladders in the process.


That's Budweiser, and they're using the contents of those bladders, not the bladders themselves...
2013-03-15 10:54:51 AM  
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CapeFearCadaver: Um, my ultra-vegan sister told me this quite a few years ago while we were hanging out and I was drinking a Guinness. I kept drinking my Guinness. Then ordered another.


Edgy, man.  I almost got cut reading that.
2013-03-15 10:38:29 AM  
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Giltric: Vegans can make excuses for yeast being a living organism?


Organisms?  Plants are organisms.

Look.  People who try to hunt down every semi-exception to vegan food in this world and then point and laugh at vegans are kinda dicks.  Going vegetarian is pretty much the best thing you can do, environmentally, given how much energy goes into feeding and keeping livestock.  Plus, they're not exactly treated well.

/eats meat.
//lots of meat.
2013-03-15 10:36:48 AM  
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CheekyMonkey: Giltric: Vegans can make excuses for yeast being a living organism?

No, but HuffPo needs clicks.  Also, 99.4% of all commercial beers use either isinglass or gelatin as a fining ingredient.  Neither of which is vegan-friendly.

Vegans should just stay away from all alcoholic beverages, though, since they're all based on fermentation, which exploits yeast.


I tend to think of alcohol as yeast pee, rather than a yeast death by-product, This will make it more palatable to Vegans, who are used to being pissed on by real meat-eating alpha males.
2013-03-15 10:36:32 AM  
1 votes:
Vegans enjoy the exploitation and slaughter of innocent suffering plants.
2013-03-15 10:26:26 AM  
1 votes:

Giltric: Vegans can make excuses for yeast being a living organism?


I've never understood that.  One of my friends said it was about not eating anything with a face.  I then pointed out how many insects were killed making his clothes and he got mad at me.
2013-03-15 10:26:18 AM  
1 votes:

Giltric: Vegans can make excuses for yeast being a living organism?


They are not very cute or furry.
2013-03-15 10:23:32 AM  
1 votes:
Vegans can make excuses for yeast being a living organism?
2013-03-15 10:21:53 AM  
1 votes:
It used to be blood.
 
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