Wellon Dowd: Kaiser won't perform a vasectomy on me unless I get my wife's signature.Not directly relevant; just thought I'd mention it.
Nurglitch: Wellon Dowd: myery: Do you know what's really destroying society? Not having awesome mustaches/beards like that anymore.//there oughta be a law....I tried to grow a walrus mustache once, but it only got bushier and grew forward. I couldn't get it to go down and cover my lips. I was very disappointed.How much moustache wax did you use?
"Women! They let 'em vote, smoke and drive - even put 'em in pants! And what happens? A Democrat for president!"
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