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(Standard Speaker)   Early nomination for "worst name of the year". Leiky Colon   (standardspeaker.com) divider line 52
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2013-03-15 09:41:09 AM  
There was a student at our campus with the name Long Long Wang.

Hmong have some awesome names.
 
2013-03-15 10:00:00 AM  
Dick Trickle
Misty Hyman
 
2013-03-15 10:03:47 AM  
Dick Armey
 
2013-03-15 10:47:45 AM  
Leiky Weiner
 
2013-03-15 10:50:01 AM  
That name stinks.
 
2013-03-15 10:51:57 AM  
Naughty kid has been getting it on with his neighbor Olestra.
 
2013-03-15 10:53:56 AM  
Well, ain't that some shiat?
 
2013-03-15 10:54:07 AM  
Stupid paywall...
 
2013-03-15 10:54:53 AM  
I would guess that is a fake name, but I would also think the state police would check people's ID.
 
2013-03-15 10:59:56 AM  
Early nomination for worst Fark link of the year: standardspeaker.com articles behind a paywall.
 
2013-03-15 11:07:24 AM  

GoldDude: Early nomination for worst Fark link of the year: standardspeaker.com articles behind a paywall.


You are so whinny.
 
2013-03-15 11:08:58 AM  

GoldDude: Early nomination for worst Fark link of the year: standardspeaker.com articles behind a paywall.


Weird.  I loaded it up just fine and read the article.  Once I saw your comment I loaded the page again, and this time there was a subscription message.
 
2013-03-15 11:09:42 AM  
I went to school with a Bonnie Beaver, and worked for a Robin Dick.

 I suppose if you had a bonnie beaver you could be robbin' dick.
 
2013-03-15 11:09:43 AM  

Master Sphincter: GoldDude: Early nomination for worst Fark link of the year: standardspeaker.com articles behind a paywall.

You are so whinny.


He's a horse?
 
2013-03-15 11:19:43 AM  
Betty Humpter
Phil McCrevis
Phil McCracken
Dick Fitzwell
Willie B Hardigan
 
2013-03-15 11:24:27 AM  
Is that pronounced "leaky" or "likey"?
 
2013-03-15 11:28:06 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Shiatter was full!!
 
2013-03-15 11:30:48 AM  
Must be related to Incontinentia Buttocks.
 
2013-03-15 11:34:32 AM  
About a billion years ago in high school we had a principle that used the intercom constantly.  Often it was to call teachers or students into his office.  And he always used last names.

A bunch of us were in the library using the encylopedias to do report papers.  Mrs. Head was the libarian.  The principle comes on over the intercom...

"I need Head in my office as soon as possible"
 
2013-03-15 11:57:16 AM  
Went to school with a Crystal Clear Waters, and worked for a Richard Head.
 
2013-03-15 12:02:16 PM  

Master Sphincter: GoldDude: Early nomination for worst Fark link of the year: standardspeaker.com articles behind a paywall.

You are so whinny.


I fail to see what my comments have to do with the sound a horse makes.
Not to be whiny about your comments.

\ also a spelling and grammar Nazi
 
2013-03-15 12:04:27 PM  
This is a thing now?  i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-15 12:11:50 PM  

jonr: This is a thing now?  [i.imgur.com image 640x582]


And stop hiding your wallet in your pocket, I want to look at your ID so you need to be leaving it on the counter from now on.
 
2013-03-15 12:26:55 PM  

Oblio13: Went to school with a Crystal Clear Waters, and worked for a Richard Head.


I think we've all worked for a dickhead...
 
2013-03-15 12:33:42 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: Is that pronounced "leaky" or "likey"?


Does it matter? =)
 
2013-03-15 12:37:50 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-15 12:39:32 PM  
I had an instructor years ago, who's name was Richard.
His last name is Wiggley.   He said, yes, I've heard them all
before.  My nick name, IS Dick, and yes I was in the military.
The military uses last name first, first name last.  So yes,
when I was in the army, they called my Wiggley Dick.
 
2013-03-15 12:40:10 PM  

jonr: This is a thing now?  [i.imgur.com image 640x582]


I got that too.

No, I'm not leaving my front door open between eleven and three so you can walk in.
 
2013-03-15 12:46:14 PM  
Last seen with Gene Masseth.
 
2013-03-15 12:51:01 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Last seen with Gene Masseth.


Gene Masseth will never not be funny.
 
2013-03-15 12:52:19 PM  

jonr: This is a thing now?  [i.imgur.com image 640x582]


You mean, little shiatty buttfark middle-of-nowhere newspapers demanding money to read their pathetic local "news?"

Yeah, it's a thing now.  All they're doing is ensuring no one except local morons ever reads said little shiatty buttfark middle-of-nowhere newspapers, and they go the fark out of business, as they should.
 
2013-03-15 01:06:26 PM  
Just use Adblock to block the pay wall.
 
2013-03-15 01:08:40 PM  
Was this also Bushes nickname for Powell?
 
2013-03-15 01:08:56 PM  
Or hit Escape mid-way during loading
 
2013-03-15 01:09:25 PM  
Worked with a gentleman named Harry McNutt...
 
2013-03-15 01:19:44 PM  

TeDDD: GoldDude: Early nomination for worst Fark link of the year: standardspeaker.com articles behind a paywall.

Weird.  I loaded it up just fine and read the article.  Once I saw your comment I loaded the page again, and this time there was a subscription message.


Tried twice and both times came up with the subscribe message.
 
2013-03-15 01:40:41 PM  
Leika Dickie

Richard Stiff (didn't have the nerve to ask him if his friends called him Dick)
 
2013-03-15 01:44:41 PM  

labman: Just use Adblock to block the pay wall.


Are you sure it's Adblock?  My experimentation looks like Noscript works.

Attention parents:  If your last name is spelled Colon, do not name your kid Leiky.  If your last name is Hunt, do not name your kid Michael (or Mike), and if you're last name is Payne, don't name your kid Richard.

/  Best Firefox Add-Ons:  Adblock Plus, Noscript, and Ghostery.
// I think I found out about all of them through Fark.
 
2013-03-15 02:10:57 PM  
I know a guy named Manley Wood.
 
2013-03-15 02:20:15 PM  
If I'd been in that crash my colon would be Leiky too.
 
2013-03-15 03:27:22 PM  
www.yankeeanalysts.com

RIP Leaky Colon
 
2013-03-15 03:28:05 PM  
A Leiky Colon can lead to an Orly Taitz.
 
2013-03-15 03:50:29 PM  
Ada Cocks
 
2013-03-15 03:58:50 PM  
See post from jonr above..
 Enable 3rd party cookies? They should live so long!
 
2013-03-15 04:04:29 PM  

BKITU: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Last seen with Gene Masseth.

Gene Masseth will never not be funny.


This.
 
2013-03-15 04:06:23 PM  
he probably has a Leiky Colon from eating hot cheetos crusted cheese sticks.
 
2013-03-15 05:09:14 PM  
I met a black woman with a dark complexion whose name was Lilly White.
She married into that name!
 
2013-03-15 06:37:10 PM  
The accident left skidmarks that are very noticeable.
 
2013-03-15 07:14:38 PM  
Craven Moorehead?
 
2013-03-15 08:40:19 PM  
www.funky.co.uk
 
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