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(Ace Showbiz)   Nicki Minaj feels "naked" without pints of paint on her face, gallons of silicone in her ass   (aceshowbiz.com) divider line 60
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2013-03-15 03:27:06 AM
"Mmmmm.... dat ass!  Dat sweet, silicon ass!"

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2013-03-15 03:33:57 AM
I feel naked every time I see 'her', like the cosmos has stripped off the layers of my body, exposing my small fragile soul to the entire universe.
 
2013-03-15 05:37:41 AM
Not as bad as I would have thought,
 
2013-03-15 06:12:48 AM
Yeah, she looks better that way.  Not so 'uncanny valley'.
 
2013-03-15 07:17:58 AM
I just can't get past her Glob-awful lyrics.  Seriously, go look up the lyrics to one of her hits.  They're terrible.  I don't know how her career ever got off the ground... Well, I mean... someone spent a lot of money on her, obviously. I'm just at a loss as to where she hooked up with such a big sucker.
 
2013-03-15 09:42:36 AM
I feel like I need a shower whenever I hear one of her songs.
 
2013-03-15 09:52:10 AM

bdub77: I feel like I need a shower whenever I hear one of her songs.


I don't care, I'd dip into that ass like the Joker into a chemical vat and after emerging with whatever residual from it I'd own my new self.
 
2013-03-15 09:53:03 AM
Funny, I'm pretty sure she has quite a few make up caked on her face in that photoshoot.
 
2013-03-15 09:54:38 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: bdub77: I feel like I need a shower whenever I hear one of her songs.

I don't care, I'd dip into that ass like the Joker into a chemical vat and after emerging with whatever residual from it I'd own my new self.


Thus emerged the super villain we all fear, Gonorrhea Man.
 
2013-03-15 09:57:38 AM

bulok: Funny, I'm pretty sure she has quite a few make up caked on her face in that photoshoot.


This.
 
2013-03-15 10:19:10 AM
Nicki Minaj: the REAL Scary Spice.
 
2013-03-15 10:28:37 AM

bdub77: Thus emerged the super villain we all fear, Gonorrhea Man.


*strikes pose
 
2013-03-15 10:29:01 AM
Kind of normal... who would have thought.

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2013-03-15 10:30:08 AM
also about the pict above. She has some nice DSL (Dick Sucking Lips).
 
2013-03-15 10:36:31 AM
What's been seen
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can't be unseen



 
2013-03-15 10:56:26 AM
Am I supposed to call her a whore because she's a pop star, or call her ugly because she's black?

Help me out, Internet Hate Brigade.
 
2013-03-15 11:03:14 AM
She doesn't look to bad without makeup, with makeup she looks like marge did after homer set his makeup gun to whore.
There are plenty of "stars" out there who I find more appealing with minimal or no makeup, such as Ke$hia, who looks like a Rabid Swamp Donkey with her makeup, but without she looks hit-able.

/Not "Fist of God" level hittable, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
//Who am I kidding There aren't too many ladies I would kick out of bed.
///Slashies come in three
 
2013-03-15 11:06:31 AM
my antivirus software sure didn't like that link
 
2013-03-15 11:10:57 AM
I don't care what anyone says, Nicki Minaj is by FAR the sexiest of all the Muppets.
 
2013-03-15 11:11:42 AM

Wendy's Chili: Am I supposed to call her a whore because she's a pop star, or call her ugly because she's black?


said nobody ever.   You must be a bot.

Nicki Minaj is the world's easier celebrity to hate because she's both amazingly untalented and annoying.  Imagine Yoko Ono's talent combined with Ann Coulter's likeability.
 
2013-03-15 11:14:53 AM

Wendy's Chili: Am I supposed to call her a whore because she's a pop star, or call her ugly because she's black?

Help me out, Internet Hate Brigade.


You're suppose to call her an Attention Whore! you can add ugly and/or strange when she's in makeup. Without the makeup though, she's actually quite hittable, although that could change when she begins to talk. So, although it would prevent you from getting a BJ, I would suggest a ball gag.

Women like her should have this hanging in front of their pussies...

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2013-03-15 11:17:54 AM
She even nearly walked out on the results show on American Idol last night.
 
2013-03-15 11:19:14 AM

Wendy's Chili: Am I supposed to call her a whore because she's a pop star, or call her ugly because she's black?

Help me out, Internet Hate Brigade.


These days "Islander" is acceptable term. Or post "fetal alcohol syndrome" picture
 
2013-03-15 11:32:42 AM
It's a shame that as an audience we require attractive black women to force their appearance into china-doll-meets-barbie-doll in order to be successful.
 
2013-03-15 11:35:48 AM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: It's a shame that as an audience we require attractive black women to force their appearance into china-doll-meets-barbie-doll in order to be successful.


Not all of us think like that, I for instant got instant hard on for Grace Jones. I don't know what it is, and I am quite likely positive she could rip my dick off with her twang, but she was smoking hot to me.

Fun trivia fact, on the set of Conan her and Arnold were known to fool around from time to time. 9 months after the filming ended, she birth a Ford truck.
 
2013-03-15 11:36:14 AM
Color over that nasty blonde hair and she'll almost look normal.
 
2013-03-15 11:38:13 AM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: It's a shame that as an audience we require attractive black women to force their appearance into china-doll-meets-barbie-doll in order to be successful.


You say into a thread full of people who wish she wasn't trying so damn hard to be Lady Gaga.
 
2013-03-15 11:40:48 AM
Yup.  Still want.
 
2013-03-15 11:47:58 AM
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A Nicki Minaj pin? On your uniform?!
 
2013-03-15 11:48:09 AM

LewDux: Or post "fetal alcohol syndrome" picture


I think that only applies to Taylor Swift.
 
2013-03-15 11:50:40 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: LewDux: Or post "fetal alcohol syndrome" picture

I think that only applies to Taylor Swift.


And Rihanna.
 
2013-03-15 11:58:29 AM
The whole candy-coated, hyper-sexual, super-aggressive pop star thing does absolutely nothing for me.
 
2013-03-15 12:14:17 PM

Brick-House: Kind of normal... who would have thought.

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The guys on here who white knight this woman every chance they get i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-15 12:22:14 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x646]


Isn't that the wife of the Amity Island police chief?
 
2013-03-15 12:26:04 PM
Nicki is so fine, so fine
 
2013-03-15 12:32:11 PM
I always get the impression that pop culture is trying to tell me in some way that Nicki Minaj is hot. I'm not seeing it at all.
 
2013-03-15 12:37:50 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: The guys on here who white knight this woman every chance they get


you must have missed my later post where I included and "Enter at you own Risk" sign when referring to having sex with her. I wouldn't call that white knighting.  The woman is still a loon.
 
2013-03-15 12:46:49 PM
Equipment used to remove her makeup after an Idol taping:
www.powerequipmentplus.com
 
2013-03-15 01:07:18 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: It's a shame that as an audience we require attractive black women to force their appearance into china-doll-meets-barbie-doll in order to be successful.

Not all of us think like that, I for instant got instant hard on for Grace Jones. I don't know what it is, and I am quite likely positive she could rip my dick off with her twang, but she was smoking hot to me.

Fun trivia fact, on the set of Conan her and Arnold were known to fool around from time to time. 9 months after the filming ended, she birth a Ford truck.


A rare example of a white guy out-shooting Wilt the Stilt.
 
2013-03-15 01:26:01 PM

Persnickety: Wendy's Chili: Am I supposed to call her a whore because she's a pop star, or call her ugly because she's black?

said nobody ever.   You must be a bot.

Nicki Minaj is the world's easier celebrity to hate because she's both amazingly untalented and annoying.  Imagine Yoko Ono's talent combined with massive amounts of plastic surgery (breast implants, butt implants, facial reconstruction, etc)...


Fixed.

There's nothing real about her.
 
2013-03-15 01:28:00 PM
Nicki Minaj Feels 'Naked' Without Makeup, Says She 'Went Through a Lot of Bullying' as a Kid

NOT ENOUGH
 
2013-03-15 01:29:20 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: MyKingdomForYourHorse: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: It's a shame that as an audience we require attractive black women to force their appearance into china-doll-meets-barbie-doll in order to be successful.

Not all of us think like that, I for instant got instant hard on for Grace Jones. I don't know what it is, and I am quite likely positive she could rip my dick off with her twang, but she was smoking hot to me.

Fun trivia fact, on the set of Conan her and Arnold were known to fool around from time to time. 9 months after the filming ended, she birth a Ford truck.

A rare example of a white guy out-shooting Wilt the Stilt.


Are you kidding? Wilt probably nailed Arnold, too.
 
2013-03-15 01:34:36 PM

ZeroCorpse: Are you kidding? Wilt probably nailed Arnold, too.


This
 
2013-03-15 01:37:22 PM

Wendy's Chili: Am I supposed to call her a whore because she's a pop star, or call her ugly because she's black?

Help me out, Internet Hate Brigade.


t.qkme.me
 
2013-03-15 01:46:59 PM
I like her.  She amuses me.  She's entirely aware of what she's doing and why.  Good enough for me.
 
2013-03-15 02:21:09 PM
Part of me wants to say, "Move over Silicone, here's something meatier."


/but only the part that remembers 80's tv commercial slogans.
/DSYDITC
 
2013-03-15 02:40:37 PM
I never had a problem with her until I caught her on American Idol.

Ugh what a useless, vapid, vain, dumbass twat.
 
2013-03-15 03:14:29 PM

Hyjamon: Wendy's Chili: Am I supposed to call her a whore because she's a pop star, or call her ugly because she's black?

Help me out, Internet Hate Brigade.

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+1

/Well played sir!
 
2013-03-15 03:40:29 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Brick-House: Kind of normal... who would have thought.

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The guys on here who white knight this woman every chance they get [i.imgur.com image 468x660]


Aren't you going to tell us who that is?
 
2013-03-15 03:50:25 PM
She looks much better without all the crap slathered on / without the goofy ass clown dresses. Just goes to show you: you don't need talent to be a star in America Just be a freak with an iota of some kind of proto-talent; people will defend you to the end as long as you've released at least one single on which at least two words are discovered to rhyme or you've a gravity-defying ass-shelf.
 
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