FARK.com: (7645151) Reporters can't track down man charged with bestiality. Could be he's already on the lamb

		Reporters can't track down man charged with bestiality. Could be he's already on the lamb (bc.ctvnews.ca)		58
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Sgygus		2013-03-15 02:02:05 AM

*groan*

/:D

Chariset		2013-03-15 02:03:24 AM

Submitter, are you proud of yourself? ARE YOU?

/you should be.

Old Man Winter		2013-03-15 02:11:52 AM

Nice one, subby.

Jon iz teh kewl		2013-03-15 04:09:50 AM

BarkingUnicorn		2013-03-15 05:08:49 AM

BRAVO, SUBBY!

Walker		2013-03-15 06:59:56 AM

foo monkey		2013-03-15 07:08:54 AM

Thx subby. I needed that.

The Repeated Meme		2013-03-15 07:12:11 AM

Full of Win from subby.

bugmn99		2013-03-15 07:13:37 AM

That headline is baaaaaaad and you should feel baaaaaaad.

Oldiron_79		2013-03-15 07:14:12 AM

That was baaaaaaaaaad subby

SpdrJay		2013-03-15 07:16:06 AM

Wake up sheeple!

Mixolydian Master		2013-03-15 07:16:38 AM

If he is on the lamb, he better not horse around, or he may screw the pooch.

Zarquon's Flat Tire		2013-03-15 07:19:12 AM

Sgygus: *groan*

/:D

Aaaaaand he's done.

gravebayne2		2013-03-15 07:20:05 AM

headline of the year.

Legios		2013-03-15 07:20:48 AM

If he's on this one, I commend him...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PILJRHjUVEw (SFW)

the8re		2013-03-15 07:21:49 AM

Subby screwed the pooch with that headline.

/got nothing.

randomjsa		2013-03-15 07:26:54 AM

Most likely... and if he read that headline he has a sheepish grin.

I would come up with another pun but I'm feeling a little wooly.

I'll leave the rest to ewe.

hardinparamedic		2013-03-15 07:27:06 AM

Did they check to see if he was in his lab?

Louisiana_Sitar_Club		2013-03-15 07:30:31 AM

Detached retinas?!?

kid_icarus		2013-03-15 07:34:21 AM

Your headline makes PETA cry, subby.

kim jong-un		2013-03-15 07:38:39 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Detached retinas?!?

Im wondering the same. I'm thinking the SPCA guy doesn't quite...

No really wtf? How the hell do you claim that?

Precision Boobery		2013-03-15 07:39:24 AM

People who have sex with caprids really get my goat.

It's too bad it wasn't a sheep, though. He could have proven consent: "Hey lamb, wanna fark?"

starlost		2013-03-15 07:52:43 AM

always remember
if you do the pink and stink don't take pet to vet

randomX		2013-03-15 07:53:13 AM

Nice one. Let's go HoTY - Pun category! You've got my vote!

SweetDickens		2013-03-15 07:54:26 AM

Neigh subby, neigh.

GameSprocket		2013-03-15 08:11:31 AM

He never loved anyone more than ewe.

Bartleby the Scrivener		2013-03-15 08:14:46 AM

I bet he did it onporpoise.

toejam		2013-03-15 08:15:20 AM

I heard a dog jumped on him so he beat him off.

doglover		2013-03-15 08:18:33 AM

The suspect then helped his uncle Jack off a horse.

Fark In The Duck		2013-03-15 08:23:26 AM

Golf claps for Subby!

Slartibeerfest		2013-03-15 08:25:43 AM

I'm not sure it's healthy to see photos that creepy over breakfast.

kermit_the_frog		2013-03-15 08:38:51 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x248]

Hey -- that was innocent -- no hanky-panky. Miss Piggy was just offstage to the left at all times.

SmackLT		2013-03-15 08:45:56 AM

Obligatory: Thanks, Smokey!

MikeSass		2013-03-15 08:47:41 AM

Boy, he really pulled the wool over the cops' eyes that time.

ReapTheChaos		2013-03-15 08:47:49 AM

Wow, a Fark headline that's actually funny, bravo!

abfalter		2013-03-15 08:47:52 AM

And now we have a new recurring bestiality-related Fark double-entendre. Thanks subby!

Kurmudgeon		2013-03-15 08:48:49 AM

Mach10		2013-03-15 08:59:57 AM

Detached retinas?!?

media.ebaumsworld.com

Neondistraction		2013-03-15 09:05:27 AM

This one's for you, subby

www.lolbrary.com

rocketpants		2013-03-15 09:06:02 AM

tfresh		2013-03-15 09:08:14 AM

Oh... cake!

Bartman66		2013-03-15 09:10:11 AM

gravebayne2: headline of the year.

So far it has to be between this one and the Cardinal's hiring a new manager earlier this week.

thoughtless		2013-03-15 09:25:06 AM

kim jong-un: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Detached retinas?!?

Im wondering the same. I'm thinking the SPCA guy doesn't quite...

No really wtf? How the hell do you claim that?

Maybe there's a highly specific viral infection dogs get when some ~~furry~~ completely normal dude porks them?

TheHappyCanadian		2013-03-15 09:45:16 AM

<b>FTFA:</b>"
CTV News was unable to reach Brian Cutteridge, who is scheduled to appear before a judge next month to set a trial date.

The allegations have not been proven in court and Cutteridge is presumed innocent."

but hey, here's his full name and all the crap we could dig up on him and everything he's been accused of

/not Brian Cutteridge

Alex Broughton Butt Chugger		2013-03-15 09:45:45 AM

kim jong-un: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Detached retinas?!?

Im wondering the same. I'm thinking the SPCA guy doesn't quite...

No really wtf? How the hell do you claim that?

Thirded. Dunno how that would happen, don't really want to know. Morbid curiosity be damned.

Benjamin Orr		2013-03-15 09:47:22 AM

It was by shear luck that this guy was able to hoof it like he did. Now the guys that could not corral him will be saddled with guilt for life. If not for life then definetly furlong.

RussianPooper		2013-03-15 09:49:12 AM

eyeq360		2013-03-15 10:01:40 AM

The sheep was asking for it. All soft and fluffy like that.

bongmiester		2013-03-15 10:51:53 AM

Mixolydian Master		2013-03-15 11:04:08 AM

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