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(CTV News)   Reporters can't track down man charged with bestiality. Could be he's already on the lamb   (bc.ctvnews.ca) divider line 58
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2013-03-15 02:02:05 AM
*groan*

/:D
 
2013-03-15 02:03:24 AM
Submitter, are you proud of yourself?  ARE YOU?

/you should be.
 
2013-03-15 02:11:52 AM
Nice one, subby.
 
2013-03-15 04:09:50 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-15 05:08:49 AM
BRAVO, SUBBY!
 
2013-03-15 06:59:56 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-15 07:08:54 AM
Thx subby. I needed that.
 
2013-03-15 07:12:11 AM
Full of Win from subby.
 
2013-03-15 07:13:37 AM
That headline is baaaaaaad and you should feel baaaaaaad.
 
2013-03-15 07:14:12 AM
That was baaaaaaaaaad subby
 
2013-03-15 07:16:06 AM
Wake up sheeple!
 
2013-03-15 07:16:38 AM
If he is on the lamb, he better not horse around, or he may screw the pooch.
 
2013-03-15 07:19:12 AM

Sgygus: *groan*

/:D


Aaaaaand he's done.
 
2013-03-15 07:20:05 AM
headline of the year.
 
2013-03-15 07:20:48 AM
 
2013-03-15 07:21:49 AM
Subby screwed the pooch with that headline.

/got nothing.
 
2013-03-15 07:26:54 AM
Most likely... and if he read that headline he has a sheepish grin.

I would come up with another pun but I'm feeling a little wooly.

I'll leave the rest to ewe.
 
2013-03-15 07:27:06 AM
Did they check to see if he was in his lab?
 
2013-03-15 07:30:31 AM
Detached retinas?!?
 
2013-03-15 07:34:21 AM
Your headline makes PETA cry, subby.
 
2013-03-15 07:38:39 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Detached retinas?!?


Im wondering the same. I'm thinking the SPCA guy doesn't quite...

No really wtf? How the hell do you claim that?
 
2013-03-15 07:39:24 AM
People who have sex with caprids really get my goat.

It's too bad it wasn't a sheep, though.  He could have proven consent:  "Hey lamb, wanna fark?"
 
2013-03-15 07:52:43 AM
always remember
if you do the pink and stink don't take pet to vet
 
2013-03-15 07:53:13 AM
Nice one. Let's go HoTY - Pun category! You've got my vote!
 
2013-03-15 07:54:26 AM
Neigh subby, neigh.
 
2013-03-15 08:11:31 AM
He never loved anyone more than ewe.
 
2013-03-15 08:14:46 AM
I bet he did it onporpoise.
 
2013-03-15 08:15:20 AM
I heard a dog jumped on him so he beat him off.
 
2013-03-15 08:18:33 AM
The suspect then helped his uncle Jack off a horse.
 
2013-03-15 08:23:26 AM
Golf claps for Subby!
 
2013-03-15 08:25:43 AM
I'm not sure it's healthy to see photos that creepy over breakfast.
 
2013-03-15 08:38:51 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x248]


Hey -- that was innocent -- no hanky-panky. Miss Piggy was just offstage to the left at all times.
 
2013-03-15 08:45:56 AM
Obligatory: Thanks, Smokey!
 
2013-03-15 08:47:41 AM
Boy, he really pulled the wool over the cops' eyes that time.
 
2013-03-15 08:47:49 AM
Wow, a Fark headline that's actually funny, bravo!
 
2013-03-15 08:47:52 AM
And now we have a new recurring bestiality-related Fark double-entendre.  Thanks subby!
 
2013-03-15 08:48:49 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-15 08:59:57 AM
Detached retinas?!?

media.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-03-15 09:05:27 AM
This one's for you, subby

www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-03-15 09:06:02 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-15 09:08:14 AM
Oh... cake!
 
2013-03-15 09:10:11 AM

gravebayne2: headline of the year.


So far it has to be between this one and the Cardinal's hiring a new manager earlier this week.
 
2013-03-15 09:25:06 AM

kim jong-un: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Detached retinas?!?

Im wondering the same. I'm thinking the SPCA guy doesn't quite...

No really wtf? How the hell do you claim that?


Maybe there's a highly specific viral infection dogs get when some  furry completely normal dude porks them?
 
2013-03-15 09:45:16 AM
<b>FTFA:</b>"
CTV News was unable to reach Brian Cutteridge, who is scheduled to appear before a judge next month to set a trial date.

The allegations have not been proven in court and Cutteridge is presumed innocent."

but hey, here's his full name and all the crap we could dig up on him and everything he's been accused of

/not Brian Cutteridge
 
2013-03-15 09:45:45 AM

kim jong-un: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Detached retinas?!?

Im wondering the same. I'm thinking the SPCA guy doesn't quite...

No really wtf? How the hell do you claim that?


Thirded. Dunno how that would happen, don't really want to know. Morbid curiosity be damned.
 
2013-03-15 09:47:22 AM
It was by shear luck that this guy was able to hoof it like he did. Now the guys that could not corral him will be saddled with guilt for life. If not for life then definetly furlong.
 
2013-03-15 09:49:12 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-15 10:01:40 AM
The sheep was asking for it.  All soft and fluffy like that.
 
2013-03-15 10:51:53 AM
www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2013-03-15 11:04:08 AM
i.imgur.com
 
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