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(Foodbeast)   Cheese fries are getting coated with Flamin' Hot Cheetos in one person's home, just because   (foodbeast.com) divider line 43
    More: Amusing, Hot Cheetos, cheese fries, food processors, mozzarella sticks  
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2013-03-15 04:14:36 AM  
more like flaming gay cheetos
am i rite
 
2013-03-15 10:01:47 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-15 10:51:15 AM  
Well that sounds totally health
 
2013-03-15 10:52:45 AM  
Totally unhealthy. Sounds yummy. I loved the way he wrote it. I laughed through the whole article.

/I'm lame
 
2013-03-15 10:53:11 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: more like flaming gay cheetos
am i rite


-.-
 
2013-03-15 10:56:23 AM  
even my 5 year old knows "because" is not an answer.
 
2013-03-15 10:58:32 AM  
Did anyone even click through?
It was cheeto crusted deep fried cheese.

Most emphatically NOT cheese fries.
 
2013-03-15 10:58:56 AM  
Subby doesn't know what cheese fries are.
 
2013-03-15 11:01:38 AM  
Your food blog sucks.
 
2013-03-15 11:01:52 AM  
sounds like an effective way to completely ruin some cheese fries.

then i read the article and was even more disappointed.
 
2013-03-15 11:03:25 AM  
Gotdam but those look good.

/also lame
 
Bf+
2013-03-15 11:03:27 AM  
Actually sounds like a good ingredient for breading.
I'm thinking sriracha/flamers/cap'n cruch breaded chicken tenders...
 
2013-03-15 11:08:32 AM  
i21.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-15 11:13:19 AM  
Reminds me of pork rind chicken.
 
2013-03-15 11:14:05 AM  

potterydove: Subby doesn't know what cheese fries are.


BINGO! That guy is making cheese sticks.
 
2013-03-15 11:19:05 AM  
When does Fark roll out a Food tab?
 
2013-03-15 11:21:18 AM  
Flamin Hot Cheetos are crack.

Also, Jalapeno Cheese Combos.
 
2013-03-15 11:23:57 AM  
cdn.hiphopdx.org
 
2013-03-15 11:40:05 AM  
I can't stand Flamin Hot Cheetos, but I'll devour a bag of hot Funyuns.
 
2013-03-15 11:43:06 AM  
Cheese fries =/= fried cheese.
 
2013-03-15 11:46:40 AM  
The first thing you want to do is to get your brick of mozzarella cheese and cut dem

Stopped reading.  Closed the page.  Incinerating my computer just to be safe.
 
2013-03-15 11:49:07 AM  

tricycleracer: The first thing you want to do is to get your brick of mozzarella cheese and cut dem

Stopped reading.  Closed the page.  Incinerating my computer just to be safe.


Pretty sure the writing style is somewhat in jest, man. Lighten up.
 
2013-03-15 11:55:10 AM  
Did someone say "Hot Cheetos"?
 
2013-03-15 12:03:21 PM  
Those $2 Flamin' Hot Corn Puffs should have a warning on the bag...

YOU WILL POOP HOT LAVA

Is there a proper medical name for that condition?
 
2013-03-15 12:07:20 PM  
Why are they such a horrible colour, reminds me of some burger king branded onion ring crisps I got in Lanzarotte
farking horrible
 
2013-03-15 12:09:58 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: tricycleracer: The first thing you want to do is to get your brick of mozzarella cheese and cut dem

Stopped reading.  Closed the page.  Incinerating my computer just to be safe.

Pretty sure the writing style is somewhat in jest, man. Lighten up.


Possibly, but this hipster has gone a bridge too far:

www.theglutlife.com
 
2013-03-15 12:15:08 PM  
Why does the writing style have to be so retarded? I realize it is some attempt humor but whatever happened to the highbrow turn-of-phrase? The literary wink? The cock-of-the-eye? These things have value and should not be forced into the taint.
 
2013-03-15 12:19:42 PM  
the vietnam hat is so appropriate for describing what will happen to your intestines after consuming this.  hate that his gnarly ass nails are touching on all the cheesy, flamey deliciousness though.
 
2013-03-15 12:22:53 PM  

Tangenital: Why does the writing style have to be so retarded? I realize it is some attempt humor but whatever happened to the highbrow turn-of-phrase? The literary wink? The cock-of-the-eye? These things have value and should not be forced into the taint.


This article is discussing how to make deep friend cheese with a breading made out of crushed Cheetos. The writing style couldn't be more appropriate.
 
2013-03-15 12:52:19 PM  
About a paragraph in, the song 'pretty fly for a white guy' started playing in my head.
 
2013-03-15 01:22:39 PM  
Haha! Subby sounds smart!

/and it is spelled MOOG
 
2013-03-15 01:26:47 PM  
Some men just want to watch their assholes burn...
 
2013-03-15 01:29:48 PM  

Tangenital: Why does the writing style have to be so retarded? I realize it is some attempt humor but whatever happened to the highbrow turn-of-phrase? The literary wink? The cock-of-the-eye? These things have value and should not be forced into the taint.


There's an entire subreddit devoted to recipes written in this style.

/at least it's better than anything ever written in kittesh.
 
2013-03-15 02:39:53 PM  

potterydove: Subby doesn't know what cheese fries are.


Cheese fries are fries covered in cheese.
French fries are fries covered in french.
 
2013-03-15 02:43:45 PM  
The cheese would counteract the runs
 
2013-03-15 03:06:51 PM  

Salmon: The cheese would counteract the runs


I think that combination would scar your bowel and lead to IBS. Imagine pop rocks and soda x 1000
 
2013-03-15 03:14:30 PM  
Today, on Cookin Shiat wit Juggalos, Yo!
 
2013-03-15 03:15:49 PM  
That hurt to read.
 
2013-03-15 03:20:46 PM  

Tangenital: Why does the writing style have to be so retarded? I realize it is some attempt humor but whatever happened to the highbrow turn-of-phrase? The literary wink? The cock-of-the-eye? These things have value and should not be forced into the taint.


It's like a step down from Cracked article writing.
 
2013-03-15 03:54:25 PM  

Subdue their bellies: Those $2 Flamin' Hot Corn Puffs should have a warning on the bag...

YOU WILL POOP HOT LAVA

Is there a proper medical name for that condition?


No, but there is a Johnny Cash song about it.

/Ring of Fire
 
2013-03-15 04:06:08 PM  

Egoy3k: This article is discussing how to make deep friend cheese


So much better than mere casual acquaintance cheese...
 
2013-03-15 05:32:13 PM  
If you can dig the heat, go 70/30.

Who wrote this shiat?

i307.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-15 09:02:41 PM  
i47.tinypic.com

not just because
 
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