Tat'dGreaser: I like how he blamed stress
namatad: mamoru: I don't know about Indiana, but age of consent, especially for minors, doesn't usually apply to people in positions of authority, does it?not relevanthe can not be convicted of statutory rape, which is why he was farking 16 year olds and not 15.position of authority?LOLOLOLhe might be able to lose his job because of it. but that is it.HAHAHA HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAidiot took her across state lines?HELLLLOOOOthe FEDS are prosecuting him, not the states.farking her in indiana was legalall he had to do is stay in state.idiot
louiedog: namatad:HAHAHA HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAidiot took her across state lines?HELLLLOOOOthe FEDS are prosecuting him, not the states.farking her in indiana was legalall he had to do is stay in state.idiotThe worst poem I ever read.
Ilmarinen: Has anyone mentioned his last name means "sheep"? (it's Dutch)/you fark one sheep....
mcgreggers99: We all have the capacity to screw up our lives...which ever one of us hasn't sinned be the Weeners a negative comment about this guy. Lord knows I can't condemn him for what he's done since I'm a sinner same as him....but seriously....you were the pastor of a "mega" church, you claimed to be the Shepard of a large flock of people and you turn around and twist that position to send 640 texts, share 25 phone calls to prey (not "pray") on this girl, and it never crosses your mind that you *might* be walking a razor's edge?My problem with this guy is the hypocrisy......the same hypocrisy that Jesus hated.If more Christians practiced what they preached more people might actually believe what they were saying.
Harry Freakstorm: He sounds like one those Pastor first name types. "Hi. I'm Pastor Jack. You can call me Pastor Jack. That's my name. My what a lot of love there is in this family. You guys make Jeebus happy. God bless you all. Now Pastor Jack wants to talk to your daughter alone. Don't worry. I'm Pastor Jack. You can trust me." I'll make sure she gets home."Now, sweetie, you can trust Pastor Jack. He and Jeebus are like this. Now when you go to school, do the other kids make fun of you because you love Jeebus? Of course they do. that's just the devil in them. Pastor Jack has seen this too many times. Pastor jack had to endure it when he was your age. All those mean kids full of the devil. What do you say we pray for their souls, right now? You and Pastor Jack. Just kneel right there in front of me and start your praying. I will lay my hands on your head and Pastor Jack will channel his power through you. ""Oh your prayers are strong. Pastor Jack senses your strength in the lord. Bless you. Bless you my child. Just keep praying, my dear. Soon you will drive Satan from your classmates and they will know Jeebus' love like you do.Oh, Jeebus is speaking through Pastor Jack. He wants to bestow a special blessing upon you. Look up and see what you have done. Jeebus wants you to have it. To take it and to receive Pastor Jack's special blessing. the blessing that is normally only for Mrs. Pastor Jack but she's been so cold in indifferent and won't do things that won't result in procreation. Take it now and receive, child! Receive!Exactly 92 seconds laterOh God! That was Jeebus great! Go wash yourself off in the holy water. Jeebus says you prayed with conviction and just the right tongue action. You are a special child amongst his flock. Go now and speak not of this to anyone. Pastor Jack confides in you and your special prayers. Do not tell another soul for Pastor jack can' do another dime in medium.Pastor Jack says maybe you and two of yo ...
SeraphicSorcerer: REO-Weedwagon: Here's an actual video of the Reverend Schaap demonstrating how he likes his shaft stroked. Safe for work.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr0UpQXYkGsWhat's this guy's fark handle? I am asking seriously. That is uncomfortably disturbing, yet he does it so well.
kxs401: When your desires and your god's desires line up perfectly, you need to start asking yourself some questions.
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