He needs to do it wearing one of these:
cynicalbastard: To be fair, I think the guy who did it had basically run 26 miles immediately after fighting in a major battle, more-or-less making it the equivalent of running 2 back-to-back.
Macular Degenerate: Yes, but will he do it in these?
Brontes: Wow, 10 whole miles a day. Someone tell the bionic man not to burn out his servos!"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. He will be... the 60 Dollar Man."
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