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(Time)   America's hope rests in the hands of people who can't pull up their pants. Swag. Yolo   (ideas.time.com) divider line 24
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2013-03-15 04:10:40 AM  
5 votes:
We survived disco.  We will survive dubstep.
2013-03-15 03:50:12 AM  
5 votes:
www.explosm.net
2013-03-15 04:17:30 AM  
3 votes:
This guy couldn't even get the first TWO words of his article right?

i.imgur.com
2013-03-15 09:04:29 AM  
2 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2013-03-15 06:21:44 AM  
2 votes:

Yogimus: Peki: was it really too much to ask the previous generations not to break everything?

STFU you whiny biatch, the world owes you nothing. Make your own way in the world ffs, and quit fantasizing about all the crap you COULD have had.


Are you under the impression that you should have posted that?
2013-03-15 02:05:55 AM  
2 votes:
Doubtful.  Millennial precious snowflakes can't handle conflict and treat strong opinions as if they were hate crimes.  They cry their little eyes out, call you a bully and think that will shame you into being nice.  Go see how that strategy works against Big Oil or a Too-Big-To-Fail Bank.

The Boomers are fat and happy and are not going to change their ways.

Gen X will end up mucking it out in the trenches to make things work again.  Then the Millennials will take all the credit and pretend like it was their idea all along.
2013-03-15 01:06:10 PM  
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Thunderpipes: I have a 19 month old son. I know he will suffer terribly when he becomes a man and goes to college and try to get a job. National debt will be Greece levels or worse. White male, so he will be discriminated against wherever he goes. He will come of age in a world where most of the country is on welfare, living off loans from other countries. This is not rhetoric, but actual mathematically projected stuff. That is what pisses me off most about you liberals. Numbers staring you in the face, you just don't care even a little. 10 farking trillion in new debt from one President, with bad unemployment/underemployment and economic growth, and you all just sing praises. You seem like a cult. That directly hurts my child's future.

It is going to be HILARIOUS when your son grows up, becomes liberal, maybe falls in love with another man, and then disappears from your life because your outdated, paranoid, xenophobic political and social ideals embarrass and offend him.

The best part will be that he'll probably be posting on FARK under the handle "Liberal Son of Thunderpipes".


www.thestate.ae
2013-03-15 01:01:40 PM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: I have a 19 month old son. I know he will suffer terribly when he becomes a man and goes to college and try to get a job. National debt will be Greece levels or worse. White male, so he will be discriminated against wherever he goes. He will come of age in a world where most of the country is on welfare, living off loans from other countries. This is not rhetoric, but actual mathematically projected stuff. That is what pisses me off most about you liberals. Numbers staring you in the face, you just don't care even a little. 10 farking trillion in new debt from one President, with bad unemployment/underemployment and economic growth, and you all just sing praises. You seem like a cult. That directly hurts my child's future.


It is going to be HILARIOUS when your son grows up, becomes liberal, maybe falls in love with another man, and then disappears from your life because your outdated, paranoid, xenophobic political and social ideals embarrass and offend him.

The best part will be that he'll probably be posting on FARK under the handle "Liberal Son of Thunderpipes".
2013-03-15 11:43:22 AM  
1 votes:
And their music! It's just noise!
2013-03-15 11:28:27 AM  
1 votes:
So to summarize this thread my generation was awesome but these kids today suck.
2013-03-15 10:31:29 AM  
1 votes:
Gotta love Thunderpipes.

"Your generation is f*cking awful and has no work ethic or sense of personal responsibility. Btw, you're also responsible for all of my problems and the inevitable failures of my children."
2013-03-15 08:53:27 AM  
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: Sneakernets: I'll say a few things about the millenials. They gave us Occupy. Percent lingo is what made a campaign and broke another.

So shiatting on cop cars and rape free tents are now gifts? Jealousy of others hard work is not a good thing.


You didn't do hard work alone. EVERYBODY deserves credit for any hard work that was done, especially the people who were stressed out by the fact that you were doing hard work and they weren't, because they knew you would resent them slacking off while you worked.

/Galt didn't put that metal in the ground! What's so great about him digging it up and making factories out of it?
//But sir, the metal was always there... why didn't somebody other than Galt make factories out of it?
///Well... because GALT CHEATED! He stole from us the inventions that were ours by birthright!
2013-03-15 08:52:57 AM  
1 votes:
www.thatericalper.com

/oblig?
2013-03-15 08:48:33 AM  
1 votes:

deanis: You basically chugged all the kool aid from the 90s that you could get your hands on


WRONG.  Ecto-cooler HiC.
2013-03-15 04:35:47 AM  
1 votes:

buckler: "YOLO" I know, but what the hell is "Swag"?

/old


Likewise.  Grew up thinking swag was free shiat you brought home from Comdex and other conventions. Now it means, "swagger."

Urban Dictionary's top definition is rather amusing:

The most used word in the whole farking universe. Douche bags use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your farking dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those shiatty hats side way, and your ass hanging out like a farking goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy clothes, shiatty hats, small penis and basically a way to say your afraid to come out of the closet.
Assface Magee: I got so much swag
Darrel: You got so much dick in your ass
Assface Magee: fark you, SWAG
2013-03-15 04:34:33 AM  
1 votes:
By the way, I live in Yolo County, California
2013-03-15 04:34:05 AM  
1 votes:

buckler: "YOLO" I know, but what the hell is "Swag"?

/old


Faux gold teef and expensive sneakers. White chicks with extensions and whore makeup. Clothes with gigantic brand names on them.  Bieber. That ugly black chick on Idol. Money for things, yet clamoring about The Man.
2013-03-15 04:22:06 AM  
1 votes:
quick summary:

millenials don't care about gays getting married.

that's bad.

but,  they're skeptical of SS and Medicare.

that's good!

they use new technology.

that's bad

the technology comes with complimentary bootstraps!

that's good!

in short, RON PAUL 4 PREZ
2013-03-15 04:03:14 AM  
1 votes:
meh

gen x

subby

/slackin'
2013-03-15 03:50:39 AM  
1 votes:
Could be worse

www.woodstock.com
2013-03-15 03:46:18 AM  
1 votes:
Coming from a group of people who can't seem to figure out that your pants don't need to cover your belly button.
2013-03-15 02:26:17 AM  
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: Doubtful.  Millennial precious snowflakes can't handle conflict and treat strong opinions as if they were hate crimes.  They cry their little eyes out, call you a bully and think that will shame you into being nice.  Go see how that strategy works against Big Oil or a Too-Big-To-Fail Bank.

The Boomers are fat and happy and are not going to change their ways.

Gen X will end up mucking it out in the trenches to make things work again.  Then the Millennials will take all the credit and pretend like it was their idea all along.


Stop committing hate crimes!!!!

/"millennial" and nothing like that at all.
2013-03-15 12:30:11 AM  
1 votes:
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. " -- attributed to Kurt Vonnegut
2013-03-14 11:52:28 PM  
1 votes:
Someone is going to have the be the Purveyor Of Crunk. Who will step up?
 
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