AverageAmericanGuy: Are you suggesting that prepared and responsible parents that don't wait until the baby is crowning before heading to the hospital don't make good parents?
hardinparamedic: fainted on his OB clinical when he saw what a baby head does to an un-episostomised vagina.
the801: I sound fat:Unless its a chevette or a k car or something, then... well, you deserve to be laughed at.man, don't go be knockin on chevettes.[www.autonewsbrasil.com.br image 600x367][upload.wikimedia.org image 672x421]i'd be so proud to drive a chevette. piece of history, right there. american auto engineering trying to emulate japanese auto engineering and coming out with something that looks like a 70's euro-coupe on steroids? oh heck yeah.
iheartscotch: And then gave the driver a ticket for child-endangerment!/ I've always felt that you're either gonna make it or not; but, speeding and crazy driving puts you, your family and everyone else on the road at risk.// maybe; and I know this is crazy, but, if you are going to be in that particular situation; maybe you should pack a go bag and keep it in your car or something?
iheartscotch: hardinparamedic: SpdrJay: I know this isn't a real story because the cop didn't taser their baby and shoot their dogAll dogs deserve to die. Their mongrel race is a stain on the world, and the glorious feline master race which should rightfully inhabit it!Vermoosen de pooches ausbrautten!Seig Meow!You can't has Poland, not your's
SpdrJay: I know this isn't a real story because the cop didn't taser their baby and shoot their dog
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