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(Daily Mail)   Sex in space will probably kill you   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 138
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2013-03-14 09:44:20 PM
With helpful picture of Jane Fonda as Barbarella.
 
2013-03-14 09:53:03 PM
Reminds me of Niven's article on why Lois Lane sleeping with Clark Kent was A Bad Idea (tm) without some Really Serious Protection (patent pending).

/ yes I could google and link it
// it's prolly online, whippersnappers
/// ask your twitter friends, don't ask me
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-14 09:56:18 PM
I'm willing to risk it.
 
2013-03-14 11:55:27 PM
I wonder which jackoff at NASA came to that conclusion.
 
2013-03-15 12:15:20 AM
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The key is to start at the top and work your way down
 
2013-03-15 12:40:42 AM
In space, nobody can hear you scream "YES! YES! OH GOD YES!"
 
2013-03-15 12:41:44 AM
Just get me to space and let me worry about it
 
2013-03-15 01:40:28 AM
If I get to choose a way to die, sex in space would be a damned good option.
 
2013-03-15 03:13:01 AM
If it just prevents pregnancy, that's fine with me.
 
2013-03-15 05:36:51 AM
The last thing you wanna do is go and catch the Space-AIDS.
 
2013-03-15 05:37:28 AM
It'd kill YOU, maybe...

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2013-03-15 05:38:28 AM
Really? I'll get to have sex in space???
 
2013-03-15 05:39:15 AM
If you land onthe amazon planet maybe. Death by snu snu
 
2013-03-15 05:44:08 AM
ALL THESE ORGASMS ARE YOURS EXCEPT THE BUTT.

ATTEMPT NO PENETRATION THERE.
 
Skr
2013-03-15 05:45:46 AM
Well sex is as great a motivator as any. Maybe this will kick start artificial gravity technology.
I'm a bit skeptical about this article though. I figure the bodily nutrition and waste functions would have a greater toll on the body than sexual relations while in ZeroG.
 
2013-03-15 05:47:26 AM
You'd need a "no money shot" policy or there'd be nasty pods of sperm floating about the ship.  Swallowing is mandatory.
 
2013-03-15 05:50:12 AM
Headline: sex in space might kill you.

FTA: fluids and pollen move through plants differently in a centrifuge.

So sex during takeoff might nt be too bright? Gee, ya think?
 
2013-03-15 05:52:01 AM
That's really awful science in that article. It might as well have a jump to conclusions mat thrown in it. Plant reproduction   ≠ animal reproduction. Second fertility isn't the sole reason why people would want to have sex in zero G. Oh daily fail.
 
2013-03-15 05:52:45 AM
Experiments with plants led them to this conclusion? They doing it wrong.
 
2013-03-15 05:54:06 AM
Who knows what disease I could catch near uranus.
 
2013-03-15 05:55:12 AM

stratagos: Headline: sex in space might kill you.

FTA: fluids and pollen move through plants differently in a centrifuge.

So sex during takeoff might nt be too bright? Gee, ya think?


KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE DAMN STEERING WHEEL! No, not that one.
 
2013-03-15 05:57:53 AM
So let's me get this straight... useless billionaires willing to shell out stupid money to go bang a Russian prostitute in LEO might end up dying from the experience?

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2013-03-15 05:58:15 AM
Who gives a flying fark!?!

/See what I did there?
//Slinking away now.
 
xcv
2013-03-15 05:58:44 AM
First space is bad for longevity, next they're going to tell us 3D printing will take years off our lives.
 
2013-03-15 05:59:38 AM
Whoa. Disappointing bible.
 
2013-03-15 06:01:29 AM
Looks like only James Bond can have sex in space.
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2013-03-15 06:02:22 AM

Snotnose: Reminds me of Niven's article on why Lois Lane sleeping with Clark Kent was A Bad Idea (tm) without some Really Serious Protection (patent pending).

/ yes I could google and link it
// it's prolly online, whippersnappers
/// ask your twitter friends, don't ask me


Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex by Larry Niven.
 
2013-03-15 06:06:39 AM

SpdrJay: ALL THESE ORGASMS ARE YOURS EXCEPT THE BUTT.

ATTEMPT NO PENETRATION THERE.


2069: A sit-on-my-Face Odyssey?

Abacus9: The last thing you wanna do is go and catch the Space-AIDS.


Or space herpes?

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2013-03-15 06:09:29 AM

Franco: That's really awful science in that article. It might as well have a jump to conclusions mat thrown in it. Plant reproduction   ≠ animal reproduction. Second fertility isn't the sole reason why people would want to have sex in zero G. Oh daily fail.


Thank you- I was starting to wonder if I was reading it wrong...the headline makes it sound like sex could kill you- then there was all this wharbgrbl about plant reproduction that has absolutely no bearing in human sex. No legitimate scientist jumps to that huge of a conclusion based on plant studies.
 
2013-03-15 06:11:36 AM
But it didn't kill the plants.

TFA does not say that sex in space will kill you.  At most, it suggests that sperm may have difficulty coming out.
 
2013-03-15 06:13:00 AM
Okay so let me get this straight.... you CAN have sex in space, but you might not be able to reproduce? Is that seriously the farking drawback? Like... who's having space sex in order to get pregnant? Jesus christ! Oh boy, men might not be able to impregnate a woman? What about women, or are only men allowed to cum in space?
/Daily fail strikes again
 
2013-03-15 06:14:33 AM
Science: Plant reproduction doesn't work very well in space. The same gravitational shifts which affect plant reproduction might affect human systems which work in a similar manner, possibly damaging brain and immune functions and causing cell degradation, but of course the human reproductive system is completely different from a plant's.
DailyFail: You can't have sex in space.
 
2013-03-15 06:17:55 AM

stratagos: Headline: sex in space might kill you.

FTA: fluids and pollen move through plants differently in a centrifuge.

So sex

Plant sexduring takeoff might nt be too bright? Gee, ya think?


Plant lovers: don't let your shrubs shag during launch.

/The real problems are in mammal development in zero G, but we knew that already.
/Not being as fertile in zero-G might be a good thing.
/Sex in space is as likely to kill you as it is for your eyeballs to pop out if you sneeze. So don't bother worrying about either.
 
2013-03-15 06:22:27 AM
Could you imagine the clean up?
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Almost as annoying as unnecessary gifs.
 
2013-03-15 06:24:42 AM
Space is bad for reproduction.
SEX in space should be fine.
 
2013-03-15 06:24:48 AM
Who cares? It's not like the Space Nutters are having tons of sex in one-G.
 
2013-03-15 06:26:34 AM
Dear Daily Fail:

Plants reproducing by spreading their pollen all over the face of a flower is not how humans reproduce, no matter what porn tells you...
 
2013-03-15 06:29:41 AM

farkingismybusiness: Could you imagine the clean up?

Almost as annoying as unnecessary gifs.


The solution is obvious, wet vac
 
2013-03-15 06:39:05 AM

dionysusaur: Space is bad for reproduction.
SEX in space should be fine.


so where do you find whores in space
 
2013-03-15 06:48:38 AM

stratagos: Headline: sex in space might kill you.

FTA: fluids and pollen move through plants differently in a centrifuge.

So sex during takeoff might nt be too bright? Gee, ya think?


sex during takeoff would actually be second or third on my list of space-related sex fantasies.
 
2013-03-15 06:49:51 AM

Nuclear Monk: stratagos: Headline: sex in space might kill you.

FTA: fluids and pollen move through plants differently in a centrifuge.

So sex during takeoff might nt be too bright? Gee, ya think?

sex during takeoff would actually be second or third on my list of space-related sex fantasies.


the pressure and vibration?
 
2013-03-15 06:55:12 AM

Nuclear Monk: stratagos: Headline: sex in space might kill you.

FTA: fluids and pollen move through plants differently in a centrifuge.

So sex during takeoff might nt be too bright? Gee, ya think?

sex during takeoff would actually be second or third on my list of space-related sex fantasies.


STOP!
OOWW IT HURTS

*SNAP*

MY DICK JUST BROKE OFF

WAHAHARAHRAHRHARHARHARGABRALE
 
2013-03-15 06:56:14 AM
You have to wonder if any astronauts have masturbated while in space. Surely those on the international space station for long periods of time have "experimented".
 
2013-03-15 07:00:33 AM
Your Mom and your "Aunt" tried to kill me and I'm still here (of course I've got Space HerpesZ) but still here.
 
2013-03-15 07:02:31 AM
Even if the headline were true, fark it! Everything worth enjoying in life is said to kill you these days, some more quickly than others. You've got to grab life by the balls and suck all the enjoyment out of it you can. Yeah, just like that. Now look me in the eye while you're doing it.

/Doesn't matter, had sex
//Would make a great epitaph
 
2013-03-15 07:02:37 AM
Typical Mail article: Lurid headline, that peters out into nothing by the end.
 
2013-03-15 07:05:37 AM

CeroX: Nuclear Monk: stratagos: Headline: sex in space might kill you.

FTA: fluids and pollen move through plants differently in a centrifuge.

So sex during takeoff might nt be too bright? Gee, ya think?

sex during takeoff would actually be second or third on my list of space-related sex fantasies.

the pressure and vibration?


Naw...the dramatic countdown.

/THREE THREE THREE Three Three Three three three three
//TWO TWO TWO Two Two Two two two two
///ONE ONE ONE One One One one one one
 
2013-03-15 07:06:13 AM
Mmmmm... Barbarella.

Oh, and surely I can't be the only one who fails to see how this is a problem, given that people will, according to the pictures, be flying Virgin?
 
2013-03-15 07:11:15 AM
Rumours have abounded for over a decade astronauts have already done the deed although NASA and the Russian government has denied these

Why is it such a farking secret? So what if they farked. Not like they killed someon
 
2013-03-15 07:15:02 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: so where do you find whores in space


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They prefer to be called "Companions"...
 
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