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(E! Online)   The consolation prize for not getting to direct Star Wars 7? Getting to direct Jurassic Park 4   (eonline.com) divider line 8
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2013-03-15 02:15:35 AM
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I'd pay to see this.
2013-03-15 04:05:04 PM
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: Yes! Exactly. I believe Jurassic Park 4 should focus on the real struggles of gay dinosaurs and the prejudice they faced on a daily basis as they battled for the right to marry the Therapod of their choice and to adopt gay dinosaur eggs all the while dealing with the very real pressures of evolving feathers and flight while being treated as little more than convenient transportation by the son of God.


Ha. Also would have accepted a coming-of-age plot where an insecure velociraptor spends 45 minutes of the movie trying in vain to catch the goat that was tied up- but finds out afterwards that their real strength comes from within - and with one last breath of courage when all seemed lost, barely catches the goat.

//after that, it can be an attenborough documentary about wildlife feeding..
2013-03-15 07:53:14 AM
1 votes:
From 2011:

"Rob believes marriage is a sacred bond between one man and one woman," his communications director, Jeff Sadosky, said in response to a request to comment for this article.

Asa member of the U.S. House of Representatives from southwest Ohio before leaving to join the Bush administration, Portman voted for a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage. He also voted for the Defense of Marriage Act, giving states the right to refuse to recognize gay marriages performed elsewhere.

And as noted in "Between the Lines," a Michigan newspaper serving the gay and lesbian community, Portman in 1999 voted to bar same-sex couples in Washington, D.C. from adopting children. That amendment.


Not saying that someone cannot change their mind, but it shows how quick people are to change their mind on legislating morality when it affects someone in their family.
2013-03-15 04:39:10 AM
1 votes:

Skr: They should just make Jurassic Park 4 into a sitcom with dinosaurs.


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2013-03-15 02:56:57 AM
1 votes:
My dad made me read the book before I could watch the movie. The book was terrifying to me as a child, especially at the very beginning.  They need to just make this the movie that Jurassic Park should have been.  Great dinosaurs again, but no cheesy jokes or pandering to children.  Dark and gritty.

After that they can make Starship Troopers the correct way, and move on to a Ringworld movie and The Mote in God's Eye.
2013-03-15 01:58:19 AM
1 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: SpdrJay: Um, we have seen dinosaurs out the ass now.

Unless they're gonna fight aliens, learn to speak, or save us from Zod, no one cares anymore....

I hope the fourth one involves a T Rex which learns to speak and becomes responsible for solving and almost incomprehensible interconnected series of crimes (or are they?).


24.media.tumblr.com
Perhaps you've said to much...
2013-03-15 01:48:25 AM
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I think they should make a reverse Jurassic Park.

It's the far-off future, after the dinosaurs were unleashed upon the world and slaughtered humans into extinction. Peace reigns on Earth, now.

A group of dinosaurs somehow manage to clone a few humans, and these destructive creatures wreak havoc on the peace-loving dinosaur population.

Also, the Laura Dern dinosaur shows her tits.

/These are future dinosaurs. They have tits.
2013-03-15 01:45:22 AM
1 votes:

SpdrJay: Um, we have seen dinosaurs out the ass now.

Unless they're gonna fight aliens, learn to speak, or save us from Zod, no one cares anymore....


I hope the fourth one involves a T Rex which learns to speak and becomes responsible for solving and almost incomprehensible interconnected series of crimes (or are they?).
 
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