Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I scream, you scream, we all scream TO GET THESE SPIDERS OFF OF ME
ecmoRandomNumbers: Lol!This should have been the headline.
Don't Troll Me Bro!: [cdn.tss.uproxx.com image 540x284]No-one? Really?
I_Am_Weasel: Even Sadder. Children chasing dealer's car.
Darth_Lukecash: When I moved to Southern California, I was glad to see ice cream man drive through our neighborhood. On a hot summers day, you could see a bunch of kids trying to catch up!What was weird was how many adult males chased after it...
TommyymmoT: They must not be very good at dope dealing if they let themselves draw that much attention.In fact, they're terrible at it.
fusillade762: As the men rush to buy Class-A drugs from the dealerSay what you want about the UK, at least they don't put marijuana in the same category as heroin. And why the US thinks mj is more dangerous than cocaine is a mystery to me.
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: If the dealer's car played ice cream truck music it would be cute.
W.C.fields forever: Ummm..Whats a Mum?? More importantly,Whats A Pram???
lolpix: W.C.fields forever: Ummm..Whats a Mum?? More importantly,Whats A Pram???A pram is an English baby carriage.
God-is-a-Taco: I_Am_Weasel: Even Sadder. Children chasing dealer's car.Even sadder than that: Cars chasing children
Abacus9: God-is-a-Taco: I_Am_Weasel: Even Sadder. Children chasing dealer's car.Even sadder than that: Cars chasing childrenAnd sadder still: Drug addicted children dealing chasers.
MythDragon: CSB:I installed a horn speaker behind the grill of my worktruck, and connected it to an amp and mic which I kept under the seat. It was quite useful for instructed various motorists where to could go to die, or in which oriface to shove things. But this also lead to another hobby. As my job sometimes took me though the more 'ghetto' neighborhoods. (More 'ghetto lite' than proper ghetto. Like the ghetto suburbs if you will), I found a fun way to occupy my time. My old nokia work phone had a ring tone that sounded like a goddamn icecream truck. So I would slowly drive through the neighborhood in my white van and play the ice cream song over the loudspeaker. Then children would come running out of the houses waving dollars. I'd let them get close, and then speed away and watch the looks of disapointment fade in the mirror./good times.
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