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(The Sun)   Cute: Kids chasing ice cream truck. Not so cute: Drug addicts chasing dealer's car   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 46
    More: Sad, West Midlands Police, Chief Inspector, ice cream truck, drug addictions  
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2013-03-14 08:20:22 PM  
I scream, you scream, we all scream TO GET THESE SPIDERS OFF OF ME
 
2013-03-14 08:31:50 PM  
Dame sifference.
 
2013-03-14 08:35:05 PM  
i487.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-14 08:42:54 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I scream, you scream, we all scream TO GET THESE SPIDERS OFF OF ME


Lol!

This should have been the headline.
 
2013-03-14 08:47:29 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Lol!

This should have been the headline.


*tips hat*

Thanks for the kind words, man - cheers!
 
2013-03-14 09:01:00 PM  
Even Sadder.   Children chasing dealer's car.
 
2013-03-14 09:11:48 PM  
This is a Made for The Sun story where all you see are images and they can create any story they want.
 
2013-03-14 10:04:55 PM  
Shame British socialists haven't figured out tax and spend.
 
2013-03-14 10:27:46 PM  
jimmetznerproductions.com

£8,000 per DAY?

Pfff!

Amateurs.
 
2013-03-14 10:55:12 PM  
When I moved to Southern California, I was glad to see ice cream man drive through our neighborhood. On a hot summers day, you could see a bunch of kids trying to catch up!

What was weird was how many adult males chased after it...
 
2013-03-14 11:24:29 PM  
They must not be very good at dope dealing if they let themselves draw that much attention.
In fact, they're terrible at it.
 
2013-03-14 11:29:20 PM  
cdn.tss.uproxx.com

No-one? Really?
 
2013-03-14 11:31:42 PM  
images.tvrage.com
 
2013-03-14 11:31:51 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: [cdn.tss.uproxx.com image 540x284]

No-one? Really?


Just playin' with your emotions.
 
2013-03-14 11:32:52 PM  
I dunno. It sounds comical. All I hear is that "scramble" sound effect from Scooby Doo in my mind right now imaging them running after it.
 
2013-03-14 11:33:18 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I scream, you scream, we all scream TO GET THESE SPIDERS OFF OF ME


+a second free hit
 
2013-03-14 11:33:58 PM  
3432-philly.voxcdn.com
I had to warn you too many times about running up on my truck, junkie. You see, it's the principal. There's principalities in the whole thing.
 
2013-03-14 11:34:51 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: [cdn.tss.uproxx.com image 540x284]

No-one? Really?


That took me way to long to find that quote.

/shakes fist
 
2013-03-14 11:43:21 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-14 11:44:23 PM  
i actually did have an ice cream man who would deliver to my house. which was nice. until someone ripped him off
 
2013-03-14 11:46:47 PM  
Cute?
www.spin.com
Not really.

/I am waaaaay too farking old to know about skillrex but here we are.
 
2013-03-14 11:54:23 PM  
It was a fire sale.
 
2013-03-14 11:54:31 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Even Sadder.   Children chasing dealer's car.


Even sadder than that: Cars chasing children
 
2013-03-14 11:58:18 PM  
I'm in the wrong business.
 
2013-03-14 11:58:27 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: When I moved to Southern California, I was glad to see ice cream man drive through our neighborhood. On a hot summers day, you could see a bunch of kids trying to catch up!

What was weird was how many adult males chased after it...


Hey man, hot is hot, regardless of how old you are.  And ice cream is good no matter how old you are too.

TommyymmoT: They must not be very good at dope dealing if they let themselves draw that much attention.
In fact, they're terrible at it.


This was my second thought, after being disappointed in fark for not having big perm referenced yet.
 
2013-03-15 12:01:34 AM  
As the men rush to buy Class-A drugs from the dealer

Say what you want about the UK, at least they don't put marijuana in the same category as heroin. And why the US thinks mj is more dangerous than cocaine is a mystery to me.
 
2013-03-15 12:04:12 AM  
If the dealer's car played ice cream truck music it would be cute.
 
2013-03-15 12:14:56 AM  
Sup Big Perm, I mean Big Worm
 
2013-03-15 12:15:05 AM  

fusillade762: As the men rush to buy Class-A drugs from the dealer

Say what you want about the UK, at least they don't put marijuana in the same category as heroin. And why the US thinks mj is more dangerous than cocaine is a mystery to me.


Criminalizing recreational drugs makes a lot of people a lot of money.
 
2013-03-15 12:17:37 AM  
Ummm..Whats a Mum?? More importantly,Whats A Pram???
 
2013-03-15 12:21:55 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: If the dealer's car played ice cream truck music it would be cute.


Some dealer's cars *are* ice cream trucks!

/Got any of the "extra cold" ice cream?
 
2013-03-15 12:33:42 AM  
From TFA, it seemed like the resident who gave the police the video was less concerned about the whole "drug dealer" thing than he was about the fact that the dealer's car blocked up the whole street when he came by.

And really, Fark?

You don't have no ice cream.  You didn't get none.  You didn't get none.  Cause you are on the welfare.  And you can't afford it.  You can't afford it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwQGcsQjTJY
 
2013-03-15 12:36:43 AM  

W.C.fields forever: Ummm..Whats a Mum?? More importantly,Whats A Pram???


A pram is an English baby carriage.
 
2013-03-15 12:47:28 AM  

lolpix: W.C.fields forever: Ummm..Whats a Mum?? More importantly,Whats A Pram???

A pram is an English baby carriage.


That's why I hate foreigners. They never call things what they really are.
 
2013-03-15 12:57:09 AM  
thatwasabitmental.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-15 12:58:30 AM  
A look at the fiend's nefarious hideout.
 
2013-03-15 12:59:38 AM  
www.gtawh.com
 
2013-03-15 01:39:16 AM  
Funny: The dealer that chased and then hung on to the undercover police officers car.

Amusing how he went from threatening to pleading and then suddenly disappeared out of the camera's angle.

Don't have the YouTube link.
 
2013-03-15 02:00:16 AM  
Nice Dreams?
 
2013-03-15 02:44:22 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: I_Am_Weasel: Even Sadder.   Children chasing dealer's car.

Even sadder than that: Cars chasing children


And sadder still: Drug addicted children dealing chasers.
 
2013-03-15 03:33:05 AM  

Abacus9: God-is-a-Taco: I_Am_Weasel: Even Sadder.   Children chasing dealer's car.

Even sadder than that: Cars chasing children

And sadder still: Drug addicted children dealing chasers.


horrorhappyhour.com
 
2013-03-15 03:33:53 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-15 04:32:49 AM  

fusillade762: As the men rush to buy Class-A drugs from the dealer

Say what you want about the UK, at least they don't put marijuana in the same category as heroin. And why the US thinks mj is more dangerous than cocaine is a mystery to me.


I don't think the US thinks mj is MORE dangerous, at least as a rule. Politicians make a lot of noise about it because if they don't we'll remember we're paying them to do nothing. And as dumb as they are, the people who listen to their prattle are twice as dumb.
 
2013-03-15 08:23:58 AM  
CSB:

I installed a horn speaker behind the grill of my worktruck, and connected it to an amp and mic which I kept under the seat. It was quite useful for instructed various motorists where to could go to die, or in which oriface to shove things. But this also lead to another hobby. As my job sometimes took me though the more 'ghetto' neighborhoods. (More 'ghetto lite' than proper ghetto. Like the ghetto suburbs if you will), I found a fun way to occupy my time. My old nokia work phone had a ring tone that sounded like a goddamn icecream truck. So I would slowly drive through the neighborhood in my white van and play the ice cream song over the loudspeaker. Then children would come running out of the houses waving dollars. I'd let them get close, and then speed away and watch the looks of disapointment fade in the mirror.

/good times.
 
2013-03-15 10:42:55 AM  

MythDragon: CSB:

I installed a horn speaker behind the grill of my worktruck, and connected it to an amp and mic which I kept under the seat. It was quite useful for instructed various motorists where to could go to die, or in which oriface to shove things. But this also lead to another hobby. As my job sometimes took me though the more 'ghetto' neighborhoods. (More 'ghetto lite' than proper ghetto. Like the ghetto suburbs if you will), I found a fun way to occupy my time. My old nokia work phone had a ring tone that sounded like a goddamn icecream truck. So I would slowly drive through the neighborhood in my white van and play the ice cream song over the loudspeaker. Then children would come running out of the houses waving dollars. I'd let them get close, and then speed away and watch the looks of disapointment fade in the mirror.

/good times.


You.....deserve to burn in hell.   I hope you get a cell net to mine so we can chat and swap stories through eternity.
 
2013-03-15 01:28:04 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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