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(News.com.au)   Bad: Watching porn at work. Worse: Leaving the blinds open while you're watching porn at work. D'oh: A pic of you watching porn at work gets posted on the Internet   (news.com.au) divider line 117
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2013-03-14 07:26:05 PM
Always keep your back to a wall.  Less glare and stare.
 
2013-03-14 08:40:32 PM
www.saidaonline.com

That's just how they do things down-under.
 
2013-03-14 08:42:09 PM
I work from home and can't keep away from porn for five minutes.

Also, this reminds me of a joke I used to tell when I did stand up:

"What's the best part about jerking off at work?  The feel of you boss' chair."

/No you know why I "used" to do stand up.
 
2013-03-14 09:20:08 PM
I don't know why it's illegal though.

It can only boost work performance.
 
2013-03-14 09:20:24 PM
Maybe he wasn't watching it, sometimes I leave CNN on while I'm working, but I'm not really watching it y'know?  It's just kinda turned on.
 
2013-03-14 09:21:14 PM
Charlie Runkle called.....
 
2013-03-14 09:21:23 PM
Well, a man's got to have a hobby...
 
2013-03-14 09:22:59 PM
Good thing he wasn't fapping at the time. That would have been embarrassing!
 
2013-03-14 09:23:28 PM
Yo dawg, we heard you like watching porn on the internet so we put a picture of you watching porn on the internet on the internet.
 
2013-03-14 09:24:00 PM
Photo of man watching porn is, in and of itself, porn.  And thus people looking at the photo of the man looking at porn are technically looking at porn.  As are the people looking at photos of the people looking at the man watching porn and so on and so forth.  Recursion.  How does it work?  Clearly, it works with huge titties, big screens and open blinds.
 
Skr
2013-03-14 09:24:05 PM
It was obviously just a video of some guy fixing the cable.
 
2013-03-14 09:25:49 PM
Looks like he is watching Fat Girl Porn too
 
2013-03-14 09:26:35 PM

Skr: It was obviously just a video of some guy fixing the cable.


No, no, it was a plumber, he was laying some pipe
 
182
2013-03-14 09:28:38 PM
there's has gotta be some kind of man-law that prohibits dudes from outing dudes like that....
 
2013-03-14 09:29:53 PM
I remember a story of some guy getting busted on the floor of a legislature somewhere, at a desk looking at porn on a laptop.  Picture evidence there, too.
 
2013-03-14 09:30:12 PM

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

  i5.photobucket.com

 
2013-03-14 09:30:59 PM
i'm at work right now so.....

3.cdn.tapcdn.com
 
2013-03-14 09:31:14 PM
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, OYOYOY!

/got nothin
 
2013-03-14 09:32:10 PM
"The guy got off at the last stop with me and continued to watch it as he walked."

This guy's pretty dedicated. When I get off, I just lose interest and go back to playing minesweeper.
 
2013-03-14 09:34:07 PM
I'm really amazed at some people and the times they pick to watch porn.
I was at a hotel last year with my family, couldn't sleep so I went to 2nd floor to their computer room to check some emails. This was about 6am.
There's a guy, with BOTH computers from the hotel logged onto full girl-on-girl action as he uses his laptop for work.
The thing is, the computers faced the door, which was a glass door. ANYONE walking by could see what he was doing. Thing is, he wasn't even paying attention to it.
Just had it on.
You know, like when you're doing housework and you have Battlestar Galactica in the background, except with more nudity and less Adama face.
So naturally, I walked in to see him scramble and click out of stuff. He just turned everything off, closed his laptop and left.

I DID NOT use his chair while checking emails.
I stood.
 
2013-03-14 09:34:10 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: "The guy got off at the last stop with me and continued to watch it as he walked."

This guy's pretty dedicated. When I get off, I just lose interest and go back to playing minesweeper BF3.


FTFM
 
2013-03-14 09:34:19 PM
Pedobear...where are you?
 
2013-03-14 09:35:15 PM
I was going to do this in a computer lecture today where 1/3rd of the students had computers and the guy in front of me was watching YouTube cat videos with what I presume was his gf next to him.
What's the proper title when addressing him? Dill-hole?
 
2013-03-14 09:37:18 PM

humanshrapnel: AverageAmericanGuy: "The guy got off at the last stop with me and continued to watch it as he walked."

This guy's pretty dedicated. When I get off, I just lose interest and go back to playing minesweeper BF3.

FTFM


You're female to female to male?  How does that work?
 
2013-03-14 09:42:53 PM
I'm more offended that he's focused on spreadsheets.
 
2013-03-14 09:44:48 PM
I vote he left it on for background noise, as was said above. It creates a certain ambiance.
 
2013-03-14 09:45:40 PM

MrHappyRotter: humanshrapnel: AverageAmericanGuy: "The guy got off at the last stop with me and continued to watch it as he walked."

This guy's pretty dedicated. When I get off, I just lose interest and go back to playing minesweeper BF3.

FTFM

You're female to female to male?  How does that work?


No, it's "female to feminine male" obviously.

/also, WFH FTW
 
2013-03-14 09:47:32 PM

untaken_name: MrHappyRotter: humanshrapnel: AverageAmericanGuy: "The guy got off at the last stop with me and continued to watch it as he walked."

This guy's pretty dedicated. When I get off, I just lose interest and go back to playing minesweeper BF3.

FTFM

You're female to female to male?  How does that work?

No, it's "female to feminine male" obviously.

/also, WFH FTW


When you admit that "we fark horses for the whinny", who's the "we" you're talking about?
 
2013-03-14 09:48:18 PM
I really don't understand how hard it is to not watch porn at work.  It's one of the few things that society and your coworkers ask of you (except if you work in / with porn, of course) and yet there you are, fapping away and hurriedly closing windows everytime someone walks by.  What's wrong with you?
 
2013-03-14 09:50:19 PM

Threadslayer: Maybe he wasn't watching it, sometimes I leave CNN on while I'm working, but I'm not really watching it y'know?  It's just kinda turned on.


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2013-03-14 09:50:26 PM

182: there's has gotta be some kind of man-law that prohibits dudes from outing dudes like that....


This.

And, I was working with a guy at B of A today. He had some sort of screen shield that kept me from peeking no matter how I craned my neck. You gotta be front and center. I assume that was developed for porn watching in public places.
 
2013-03-14 09:50:53 PM

MrHappyRotter: untaken_name: MrHappyRotter: humanshrapnel: AverageAmericanGuy: "The guy got off at the last stop with me and continued to watch it as he walked."

This guy's pretty dedicated. When I get off, I just lose interest and go back to playing minesweeper BF3.

FTFM

You're female to female to male?  How does that work?

No, it's "female to feminine male" obviously.

/also, WFH FTW

When you admit that "we fark horses for the whinny", who's the "we" you're talking about?


I don't know; if I ever admit that, I'll be sure and tell you. Probably just going to keep it a secret, though.
 
2013-03-14 09:51:51 PM
sharetv.org

"That'll be 20 pounds please, Mr. S."
 
2013-03-14 09:54:11 PM
Approves.
i1.sndcdn.com
 
2013-03-14 10:01:22 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
looking at Peter Frampton pics and...

Oh dear.
 
2013-03-14 10:05:19 PM
Dammit! Now I have to find my resume. Again.
 
2013-03-14 10:07:45 PM
Maybe looking at porn is his job. Everyone is so quick to judge.
 
2013-03-14 10:07:48 PM
Sorry, I got distracted but the author's photo.  That's a sixhead.
 
2013-03-14 10:10:08 PM

Omahawg: i'm at work right now so.....

[3.cdn.tapcdn.com image 400x534]


A friend of mine who knows a guy is asking for his cousin...

...who is that?
 
2013-03-14 10:10:12 PM

Gifted Many Few: Maybe looking at porn is his job. Everyone is so quick to judge.


It's an honor just to be interviewed.
 
2013-03-14 10:10:30 PM

jtown: Sorry, I got distracted but the author's photo.  That's a sixhead.


With the right mustache, he could pass for Hitler's younger gay brother or nephew.  The Holocaust was a crime against fashion.
 
2013-03-14 10:12:29 PM

Trocadero: Omahawg: i'm at work right now so.....

[3.cdn.tapcdn.com image 400x534]

A friend of mine who knows a guy is asking for his cousin...

...who is that?


I think her name is 'amateur bikini'. at least that's how I found her
 
2013-03-14 10:17:07 PM
Why have we become a society of busy bodies?  Yes, you can see through a window but when you take the time- and high tech gear-- to discern what the viewer is looking at on his monitor and then to post your findings on the internet, you've crossed that "guess what i accidentally saw" border into a zone known as invasion of privacy.
 
2013-03-14 10:17:36 PM

Zombie DJ: You know, like when you're doing housework and you have Battlestar Galactica in the background, except with more nudity and less Adama face.


blondesearch.ru
The Roslin POV vids don't really turn me on though.
 
2013-03-14 10:24:08 PM
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2013-03-14 10:32:44 PM
Wonder how long it takes a Farker and/or reddit user to identify the movie he's watching.
 
2013-03-14 10:33:05 PM
WTF wrote this article??

resources2.news.com.au
 
2013-03-14 10:35:14 PM

clowncar on fire: Why have we become a society of busy bodies?  Yes, you can see through a window but when you take the time- and high tech gear-- to discern what the viewer is looking at on his monitor and then to post your findings on the internet, you've crossed that "guess what i accidentally saw" border into a zone known as invasion of privacy.


Agreed. Twitter dude is a twat.
 
2013-03-14 10:37:51 PM
FTFA:

"The guy got off at the last stop, with me"

/punctuation, mine
 
2013-03-14 10:39:23 PM
Posting a photo that's likely to get some guy fired, could get him divorced, etc... good grief. Yeah, it's his fault in the end for being a dumbass, but I don't see the point in being among those amplifying guy's problems.
 
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