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(9 News)   "It's been a continuing fountain of entertainment for me. It's just like I'll wake up one day and they'll be new pictures there and I'm like oh my gosh, she has no idea"   (9news.com) divider line 14
    More: Amusing, iPads, oh my gosh, Allen Engstram, apple devices  
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2013-03-14 11:51:17 PM
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Wise_Guy: Pop quiz, hotshot.  You lose your $500 iPad, and a couple of days later photos of an incredibly hot chick in various states of undress and playfulness start popping up on your stream.  The pictures are getting more and more graphic.  You have tracking software so you have somewhat of an ability to locate it, but the tracking software will cease to function in 24 hours.

What do you do?  What do you do?


You track it and write down her address, but don't turn her in until the dirty pics stop coming. What is this, Kindergarten?
2013-03-14 08:50:44 PM
2 votes:
It's one of those Obamaphones, isn't it?
2013-03-14 07:56:49 PM
2 votes:

Shostie: KangTheMad: Shostie: Jesus. Just pop open the Find My iPhone/iPad app and find in seconds, Veronica Mars.

Did you rtfa?

No? Why would I do that?


It would help out the gene pool.
2013-03-14 07:04:39 PM
2 votes:
Probably stolen by the TSA
2013-03-14 10:55:31 PM
1 votes:

Mister Pleco: Eeteetoo: Shocker!!!... she's black. I keed I keed... but are you surprised?

But, will he ever get it back?


I guess that's a question he'll have to axe her.

/ticket please
2013-03-14 10:53:40 PM
1 votes:
If you end up with something, and you know who it belongs to and could return it but don't, that's theft. I realized this when I was a kid, and saw a man who had just come out of a bar climb into his pickup, dropping a wad of cash on the street. My first impulse was to wait until he drove away, and it would be mine free and clear. Almost as quickly, I realized that would be stealing; I knew it was his, and I knew he didn't mean to drop it on the ground. It would have been no different than stealing it out of his wallet, except there would have been almost no chance of my getting caught. I ran over to his truck, and waved him down to keep him from driving away. He was confused until I bent down and picked up the wad of money and handed it to him. He said he'd like to give me a reward, but the smallest bill he had was a twenty. This was probably 1980 (minimum wage was three thirty five an hour), twenty bucks was a lot of money. I told him not to worry about it. Make no mistake, money was hard to come by as a kid. I worked a couple of hours a day on average to make about thirty five dollars a month by delivering newspapers with my bicycle. That had no bearing on whether I would keep money that was not mine
2013-03-14 10:08:28 PM
1 votes:
Id start shooting my own pics and letting them sync back. Notes like "turn me in, im stolen" and "im inside the house" and "call this number" and have it be the police line, etc etc etc.
2013-03-14 08:40:20 PM
1 votes:

ChubbyTiger: KangTheMad: Wise_Guy: Pop quiz, hotshot.  You lose your $500 iPad, and a couple of days later photos of an incredibly hot chick in various states of undress and playfulness start popping up on your stream.  The pictures are getting more and more graphic.  You have tracking software so you have somewhat of an ability to locate it, but the tracking software will cease to function in 24 hours.

What do you do?  What do you do?

Get her address and go over to get lucky, duh.

Ok, but who's the post-coital iPad owner?


Depends who came first.
2013-03-14 08:08:50 PM
1 votes:
I can't work any of those iAnythings.  My neanderthal digits and reptillian brain have me wanting to smash my wife's stuff every time I pick it up.

I guess what I'm saying is, you can leave your ishiat around me and have no worries.  Well, I might step on it.  Or sit on it.  But I won't steal it.
2013-03-14 08:08:26 PM
1 votes:

MylesHeartVodak: He mentions contacting the police?  She didn't steal it.  He lost it.  Finder's Keepers.  She may have even bought it, in good faith, from whoever did find it.


Does that theory also work for parked cars?
2013-03-14 08:08:09 PM
1 votes:
Pop quiz, hotshot.  You lose your $500 iPad, and a couple of days later photos of an incredibly hot chick in various states of undress and playfulness start popping up on your stream.  The pictures are getting more and more graphic.  You have tracking software so you have somewhat of an ability to locate it, but the tracking software will cease to function in 24 hours.

What do you do?  What do you do?
2013-03-14 07:20:39 PM
1 votes:

KangTheMad: Shostie: Jesus. Just pop open the Find My iPhone/iPad app and find in seconds, Veronica Mars.

Did you rtfa?


No? Why would I do that?
2013-03-14 07:17:01 PM
1 votes:
I hate you. I hate you. I don't even know you and I hate you.
2013-03-14 07:12:14 PM
1 votes:
Jesus. Just pop open the Find My iPhone/iPad app and find in seconds, Veronica Mars.
 
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