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(The Superficial)   Your daughter is bullied out of school. Do you A. Meet with parents and teachers to work out a resolution, B. Enroll her in a new school or C. Put out a call to 9 million people to throw feces and rotten eggs at the school. (Hint: Charlie Sheen)   (thesuperficial.com) divider line 50
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2013-03-14 03:28:10 PM  
Sure looks like "inciting terrorism" to me.  Yes, that is a federal crime.
 
2013-03-14 04:20:49 PM  
So... in other news... Charlie Sheen's precious snowflake is going to attend a new school...
 
2013-03-14 04:58:02 PM  

BunkyBrewman: So... in other news... Charlie Sheen's precious snowflake is going to attend a new school...


I'm would assume that the administration of any private school would reject the application to eliminate the risk of being the target of a similar tweet. So look like she may have to head to public school, unless someone chances a Sheen tweet in exchange for a generous donation.
 
2013-03-14 05:11:11 PM  
His children haven't been taken away from him?
 
2013-03-14 05:15:07 PM  
Never mess with Charlie's precious snowflakes!
maconews.rascalous.com
Or his kids, either!
 
2013-03-14 05:17:02 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Sure looks like "inciting terrorism" to me.  Yes, that is a federal crime.


Inciting violence is not protected speech. So yep.
 
2013-03-14 05:22:23 PM  

hardinparamedic: BarkingUnicorn: Sure looks like "inciting terrorism" to me.  Yes, that is a federal crime.

Inciting violence is not protected speech. So yep.


If flinging feces is wrong, I don't want to be right.

/Is inciting biological warfare a crime?
 
2013-03-14 05:29:51 PM  
Proving again and again he's the definitive asshole of the 21st century.
 
2013-03-14 05:41:32 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Proving again and again he's the definitive asshole of the 21st century.


Yeah, but at least he's entertaining and is going to be Li Lo's mentor.
 
2013-03-14 05:44:21 PM  
You have a rather strange definition for "entertaining."
 
2013-03-14 06:13:11 PM  

Speaker2Animals: You have a rather strange definition for "entertaining."


He's entertaining in the same way as a slow motion plane crash. Horrific, but you just can't look away.
 
2013-03-14 06:46:03 PM  
Yes, clearly the school is the problem here.
 
2013-03-14 06:47:47 PM  

MagSeven: Never mess with Charlie's precious snowflakes!
[maconews.rascalous.com image 330x280]



    Looks like an '84 yearbook yearbook picture...most likely to succomb...
 
2013-03-14 06:55:39 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Sure looks like "inciting terrorism" to me.  Yes, that is a federal crime.


Aw, c'mon, man - we're just talking normal primate behavior here. Are we so alienated from our immediate ancestors that we can no longer express ourselves in flung excrement? For shame.
Douglas Adams was right.
 
2013-03-14 06:55:42 PM  
If his daughter were armed, this never would've happened.
 
2013-03-14 07:06:17 PM  
its there in the constitution.  my right to a beretta semi-automatic with poo tipped ammunition.
 
2013-03-14 07:13:48 PM  
Emancipation, Sam.
 
2013-03-14 07:17:31 PM  
Did he leave phone messages for his kid telling her what a little asshole she is and how he can't stand her, and it went viral? Then he's a great parent by Baldwin standards. At least TigerBlood Dad seems to like his kid.
 
2013-03-14 07:17:34 PM  
Where is his apology?

So he doesn't have to go to jail.

The rest of us would be in Gitmo now.
 
2013-03-14 07:40:15 PM  
So the warlock has ordered his flying monkeys to fling poo at his adversaries.  Gotcha.
 
2013-03-14 07:41:53 PM  
I seem to be the only one who thinks this is kind of awesome.

/That's not a slam on everyone else. I've just had a bad week and this is giving me ideas.
 
2013-03-14 07:42:47 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Proving again and again he's the definitive asshole of the 21st century.


He is the patron saint of assholes.  All hail St. Asshole of Sheen!
 
2013-03-14 08:07:11 PM  

vernonFL: His children haven't been taken away from him?


You're thinking of Thomas Jane.

/He just wants his kids back.
 
2013-03-14 08:09:55 PM  
I kinda had some understanding of Sheen right up to this.

Malignant narcissism is not funny.
 
2013-03-14 08:42:48 PM  
I've toured there and turned down a job offer.

It's a school for rich biatches, not real children in need.
 
2013-03-14 09:38:21 PM  
Well, considering the bullshiat that rolls out every time someone even tries to bring up bullying nowadays, maybe Sheen has the right idea?

Seriously, look at our national dialogue. Bringing up bullying actually results in bullying from a new source, whether it's asholes on the internet, school board people who tell you to fark off and ride it out, or douchebage Right Wing politicians who tell you that by cracking down on bullying, you will just be denying someone their constitutional right to treat the weaker people like absolute garbage. Hell, I'm even seeing it here, from people who have no actual info on what's actually goign on, but since it's a school for "rich kids", and it's Sheen's daughter, then it MUST be HER faut, or at the least, it's not "middle class" enough to matter.

At this point, I'm thinking that Sheen's idea is all that's left. Too many people who think that bullying is OK out there right now.
 
2013-03-14 09:41:27 PM  
Oysters, left in the hot sun. Better yet, an entire sack of oysters left in the hot sun.

/stench is just like in between Subby's mom's legs.
 
2013-03-14 09:51:09 PM  

namegoeshere: Did he leave phone messages for his kid telling her what a little asshole she is and how he can't stand her, and it went viral? Then he's a great parent by Baldwin standards. At least TigerBlood Dad seems to like his kid.


Know how I know you don't have a teenage daughter?

/"I'm not saying it's right....but I understand." - Chris Rock
 
2013-03-14 10:18:13 PM  

hardinparamedic: BarkingUnicorn: Sure looks like "inciting terrorism" to me.  Yes, that is a federal crime.

Inciting violence is not protected speech. So yep.


Bill O'Reilly would like a word with you.

/Yes, I do consider what he said about "Tiller the Baby Killer" to be inciting violence.
//the courts disagree.
 
2013-03-14 11:27:13 PM  

IlGreven: hardinparamedic: BarkingUnicorn: Sure looks like "inciting terrorism" to me.  Yes, that is a federal crime.

Inciting violence is not protected speech. So yep.

Bill O'Reilly would like a word with you.

/Yes, I do consider what he said about "Tiller the Baby Killer" to be inciting violence.
//the courts disagree.


Yeah, the problem comes in when you try to link their speech with the actual act. It's how the Klan and their ilk, and the Neo-Nazis were able to get away with their "public speaking engagements" and rallies for so long.

*shrug* Letter and spirit of the law.
 
2013-03-15 12:05:41 AM  

Mikey1969: At this point, I'm thinking that Sheen's idea is all that's left. Too many people who think that bullying is OK out there right now.


Astute defense there, champ.

Her mentally ill dad names a minor girl and tells NINE MILLION people to go bully her.

And you think that it is an appropriate response.

face palm.
 
2013-03-15 12:26:42 AM  
Charlie Sheen may be an asshole, but that might actually get the admin of that school to do something about bullying.  Most of these schools don't give a damn until they are covered in crap anyways, may as well make it literal.
 
2013-03-15 12:35:09 AM  
screw attacking a building. throw the offal at the student body and admins. let them know what it feels like to take shiat.
 
2013-03-15 12:38:09 AM  

KrispyKritter: screw attacking a building. throw the offal at the student body and admins. let them know what it feels like to take shiat.


That is fantastic.

The Charlie Sheen army prepares to march at the barest assertion of "bullying." Don't matter if it is true or not, Charlie Sheen posted it!

That Victoria better watch her ass, amiright!

Pitch fork or torch?
 
2013-03-15 01:12:10 AM  
What if the mentally unstable Twitter followers track down every girl name Victoria and rubs their faces in dog shiat? I guess it's sort of their fault for having such a terrible name.
 
2013-03-15 01:29:58 AM  

halfof33: Mikey1969: At this point, I'm thinking that Sheen's idea is all that's left. Too many people who think that bullying is OK out there right now.

Astute defense there, champ.

Her mentally ill dad names a minor girl and tells NINE MILLION people to go bully her.

And you think that it is an appropriate response.

face palm.


The day that I worry in the slightest what you, of all people,think about me is the day I check myself into an assisted living facility.

Oh, and there have been a few people over the course of human history named "Victoria", you're going to have to do better than that to generate outrage.

At least you foresaw the need for a facepalm to follow up the deep you provided.
 
2013-03-15 02:55:14 AM  
Damnit, Charlie.

You ALMOST got to have your little meltdown with no real consequences.

Now the long arm of the law is going to smack you up.

They'll use any excuse they can to lock your ass away.
 
2013-03-15 04:24:40 AM  
Poor little rich girl.
 
2013-03-15 09:48:19 AM  
FTA: "When asked why he didn't just transform into an F-18 and bomb the school himself, Charlie replied, "Black & Decker," then ground up a hooker's body and snorted it for lunch."

[citation needed]
 
2013-03-15 09:55:14 AM  
If my kid got bullied out of school I sure would feel like doing something like that.
 
2013-03-15 10:26:33 AM  
If she thinks she was bullied before, just wait until she sees what happened next. No matter how much shiat I took in school, I did not have my parents fight my battles for me.
 
2013-03-15 10:37:02 AM  

Mikey1969: Oh, and there have been a few people over the course of human history named "Victoria", you're going to have to do better than that to generate outrage.


Thank you "mikey" for more astute analysis.

Although you are very correct that there have been many people over the course of human history named "Victoria", this one is "living" she is a "girl," she is nine years old, and attends an easily identified school located in Calabasas, California.

winning, mikey, winning indeed.
 
2013-03-15 10:40:36 AM  

Crewmannumber6: If she thinks she was bullied before, just wait until she sees what happened next. No matter how much shiat I took in school, I did not have my parents fight my battles for me.


Problem today is that someone being bullied is not allowed to defend themselves. A good pop here or there and it's over. No, now we need to get LEOs involved.
 
2013-03-15 01:11:50 PM  
Stopper, I would quote you that seems to longer work. The problem is, in this day and age, those pops seem to emanate from the barrel of a gun. I don't like it any more than you.
 
2013-03-15 01:44:32 PM  
Dude. She's nine.
 
2013-03-15 02:16:48 PM  

Zombie DJ: namegoeshere: Did he leave phone messages for his kid telling her what a little asshole she is and how he can't stand her, and it went viral? Then he's a great parent by Baldwin standards. At least TigerBlood Dad seems to like his kid.

Know how I know you don't have a teenage daughter?

/"I'm not saying it's right....but I understand." - Chris Rock


Heh, actually I do. Never need to tell her that shiat, though.
 
2013-03-15 02:19:51 PM  

SDRR: Stopper, I would quote you that seems to longer work. The problem is, in this day and age, those pops seem to emanate from the barrel of a gun. I don't like it any more than you.


It's like a pressure cooker. A properly working one let's the steam out gradually. If you prevent that from happening it will explode.
 
2013-03-15 02:20:26 PM  

SDRR: Stopper, I would quote you that seems to longer work. The problem is, in this day and age, those pops seem to emanate from the barrel of a gun. I don't like it any more than you.


Check you adblock to fix the quote issue.
 
2013-03-15 08:48:10 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Crewmannumber6: If she thinks she was bullied before, just wait until she sees what happened next. No matter how much shiat I took in school, I did not have my parents fight my battles for me.

Problem today is that someone being bullied is not allowed to defend themselves. A good pop here or there and it's over. No, now we need to get LEOs involved.


No shiat. My oldest kid had a kid bullying him in first grade. One day he got sick of the crap and punched the bully back. He got sent to detention and a note home for his troubles, but wasn't bullied again.

/we didn't punish him when we found out. Good for him for standing up for himself.
//hasn't hit any other kids at school since.
 
2013-03-15 11:39:59 PM  

oldernell: Li

oldernell: Speaker2Animals: Proving again and again he's the definitive asshole of the 21st century.

Yeah, but at least he's entertaining and is going to be Li Lo's mentor.


There's no saving lilo.  Just give up and use Grub already, jeez.
 
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