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(FilmDrunk)   Iranian news agency wants Ben Affleck hanged for war crimes, and it has nothing to do with Daredevil   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 75
    More: Stupid, Ben Affleck, Iranians, war crimes, news agency, Josh Hartnett, Argo  
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2013-03-14 09:19:37 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: 1) Iran, it's not like you didn't hold the US Embassy hostage. It's like Germany suing Spielberg for Schindler's LIst; it all happened and you can't polish the turd you laid.

2) Also, the film admitted that the US conspired to overthrow the the democratically elected President and replace him with the puppet Shaw that abused the shiat out of his people. So, that's a pretty gotdayumed balanced look at the events that lead up to the crisis.

Go back to biatching about how your current President was touching Chavez's mother in a bad way, you're burning up any sypmathy that the film built up for you by telling the truth about how badly the US government and oil companies farked you over.


3) The film actually made the Iranian revolutionaries look much more competent than they actually were. In real life, everyone pretty much waltzed through the airport and onto the plane, with the Iranians none the wiser.
 
2013-03-14 09:23:38 PM  
I just bet they do, and if Ben Affleck ever travels to Iran, he deserves to be executed. "Argo" was a deliberate provocation by Hollywood, made only to advance the BS "Iran has nukes" agenda. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if Hollywood made another "Moses" movie just to provoke Egypt.

And we fat Americans are funding this propaganda for 8 bucks a pop (12 bucks if you're an idiot and you like 3-D). I hope Ben Affleck DOES go to Iran and they post his beheading on the internet.
 
2013-03-14 09:25:24 PM  

Acharne: I'm just here to remind everyone that Fark heavily supported the Iranian people in 2009. We need to remember the Iranian people are not the cruel unjust fools that lead them. The Ayatollahs are criminals. The Iranian people are heavily oppressed.


This.

Seriously, remember that 4 years ago the Iranian people were clearly in revolt, before that revolt was crushed.

The regime in Iran is scum, and the Iranian people know they are getting lied to and abused. . .but they can't do much about it.
 
2013-03-14 09:29:18 PM  

Vectron: Ben Afleck is the Salman Rushdie of his generation. There is now a Fatwa issued for him. He must live the rest of his life under 24/7 security.


Or in hiding.  Please.
 
2013-03-14 09:54:17 PM  

Digitalstrange: Vectron:That article said they are going to sue the directors, producers and Jews.

But they repeat themselves



Oh wait. They didn't say "Jews". It was the Jewish author of the story that added that part. Nevermind, just paranoia.
 
2013-03-14 09:59:36 PM  
Yet another example of the calm reserve of the Iranian culture.  Godspeed, religion of peace.
 
Skr
2013-03-14 10:08:18 PM  
I thought John Rhys-Davies played Gigli
 
2013-03-14 10:10:52 PM  
Fark. Man! I need to boilerplate my letter.

My esteemed [dictator, crazy ME spout mouth, NK associate, random despot],

It has come to my attention you are threatening [my country, ally country, semi-ally country] with false [allegations, rumors, just plain bullshiat] and it will not be tolerated by our country nor will it be tolerated by [whatever country is being threatened].

Therefore the [president, leader of said country, pope, my daughter] and [whatever country] has decided your actions are not [to our liking, kosher] and we will be closely monitoring [your military, your wives, your SUV mileage] and will be taking appropriate action when you [take the rug that pulled the room together, dropped marmots in my bath, didn't have milk for my drink, drop a nuke on NYC].

I hope you receive this [letter, email, mail bomb] in it's entirety and it is with [sincere, welcomed heartily, stuff it up your ass] understanding and we can [come together, see your ass dumped down the sewer, share all the women with our men] and have [peace, an orgy, a gallant rape scene].

Please reply in a timely manner.
 
2013-03-14 10:11:46 PM  

MJMaloney187: I just bet they do, and if Ben Affleck ever travels to Iran, he deserves to be executed. "Argo" was a deliberate provocation by Hollywood, made only to advance the BS "Iran has nukes" agenda. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if Hollywood made another "Moses" movie just to provoke Egypt.

And we fat Americans are funding this propaganda for 8 bucks a pop (12 bucks if you're an idiot and you like 3-D). I hope Ben Affleck DOES go to Iran and they post his beheading on the internet.


8.5/10. You'll get bites.
 
2013-03-14 10:16:14 PM  

mekki: They just don't get irony over there, do they?

/I wonder why...


They get irony.

What they want is plutonium.
 
2013-03-14 10:21:52 PM  
What? Photoshop Corps on vacation? Hang him already and release the proof to the media.
 
2013-03-14 11:11:48 PM  
Great, now I'm going to have to watch the movie.

/islamic outrage

religiousfreaks.com
 
2013-03-14 11:23:10 PM  
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Ben Affleck isn't even married to Jennifer Lopez anymore.
 
2013-03-14 11:38:43 PM  

Vectron: Ben Afleck is the Salman Rushdie of his generation. There is now a Fatwa issued for him. He must live the rest of his life under 24/7 security.


I don't see how getting what he's always wanted works as a punishment.
 
2013-03-14 11:48:59 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Actually, not quite.
A crazy lady who used to work for Reagan said that.


whatdidijustread.png
 
2013-03-14 11:49:14 PM  

Skr: I thought John Rhys-Davies played Gigli


Then it would have been a good movie.
 
2013-03-15 12:03:59 AM  
I liked Daredevil. Kingpin. Greatest. Casting. Evar.
 
2013-03-15 01:55:39 AM  

hardinparamedic: scottydoesntknow: Is it Gigli? I bet it's Gigli.

That's a crime against humanity, son.


They havent held a trial for that level of cruelty since Nuremburg
 
2013-03-15 01:56:15 AM  
man, i really like persian food.
...and pretty much every iranian person i know.
jimmy carter screwed it all up. stupid peanut farming idiot.
 
2013-03-15 02:32:52 AM  
Iran's just pissed that this AIPAC ad of a movie worked so well.
 
2013-03-15 05:26:43 AM  

DaAlien: MJMaloney187: I just bet they do, and if Ben Affleck ever travels to Iran, he deserves to be executed. "Argo" was a deliberate provocation by Hollywood, made only to advance the BS "Iran has nukes" agenda. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if Hollywood made another "Moses" movie just to provoke Egypt.

And we fat Americans are funding this propaganda for 8 bucks a pop (12 bucks if you're an idiot and you like 3-D). I hope Ben Affleck DOES go to Iran and they post his beheading on the internet.

8.5/10. You'll get bites.


Way too generous with that score. He shot past Poe and continued deep into the back woods of Derpistan.
 
2013-03-15 07:11:15 AM  

MagSeven: Hang the Benfidel!!
[media.smithsonianmag.com image 631x300]


wow - i don't usually laugh that hard at 6 in the morning.
well played
 
2013-03-15 07:11:55 AM  

GreenAdder: Calm down. It's not Daredevil or Gigli.

It was probably a combination of Reindeer Games and Pearl Harbor.

Plus, I have it on good authority that he was the bomb in Phantoms.


what the fark is the internet?
 
2013-03-15 09:16:40 AM  

Alonjar: CSB:  Good friend of mine found some paintings hidden in their attic.  Turns out the guy who owned the house before them was a pilot for the shaw of iran, and fled during the power struggle.  As far as we can tell, he stole the paintings as he left, and hid them in the attic.  Ended up dying in the house.

To my knowledge, the retards have never had the paintings appraised.


They may be leery of having them appraised since the paintings could be stolen. Your friend may lose them to the government or some bogus shiat.
 
2013-03-15 09:54:38 AM  
How about the DELETED SCENE from Argo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRBmBt8Y7Bk

And some boobies so you see this post, LOL:
www.modny73.com
 
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