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(FilmDrunk)   Iranian news agency wants Ben Affleck hanged for war crimes, and it has nothing to do with Daredevil   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 75
    More: Stupid, Ben Affleck, Iranians, war crimes, news agency, Josh Hartnett, Argo  
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2013-03-14 03:14:36 PM
Hang the Benfidel!!
media.smithsonianmag.com
 
2013-03-14 03:31:21 PM
 
2013-03-14 04:03:49 PM
Is it Gigli? I bet it's Gigli.
 
2013-03-14 04:53:35 PM
What was so terrible about Daredevil? It was kind of a boring character but that's not Affleck's fault.
 
2013-03-14 05:33:17 PM

scottydoesntknow: Is it Gigli? I bet it's Gigli.


That's a crime against humanity, son.
 
2013-03-14 06:05:09 PM
Calm down. It's not Daredevil or Gigli.

It was probably a combination of Reindeer Games and Pearl Harbor.

Plus, I have it on good authority that he was the bomb in Phantoms.
 
2013-03-14 06:08:29 PM

GreenAdder: Calm down. It's not Daredevil or Gigli.

It was probably a combination of Reindeer Games and Pearl Harbor.

Plus, I have it on good authority that he was the bomb in Phantoms.


I celebrate his hanging for his entire catalog.
 
2013-03-14 06:09:42 PM

Nadie_AZ: GreenAdder: Calm down. It's not Daredevil or Gigli.

It was probably a combination of Reindeer Games and Pearl Harbor.

Plus, I have it on good authority that he was the bomb in Phantoms.

I celebrate his hanging for his entire catalog.


Whoa. Slow down. He's not David Carradine or anything.
 
2013-03-14 06:11:58 PM

GreenAdder: Nadie_AZ: GreenAdder: Calm down. It's not Daredevil or Gigli.

It was probably a combination of Reindeer Games and Pearl Harbor.

Plus, I have it on good authority that he was the bomb in Phantoms.

I celebrate his hanging for his entire catalog.

Whoa. Slow down. He's not David Carradine or anything.


We know. He wasn't found hanging from his neck with his wiener out, and his thumb up his butt.
 
2013-03-14 06:23:26 PM
Argo f*ck yourself, Iran.

I do have to agree about Gigli, though. Amnesty International should've been on top of that years ago.
 
2013-03-14 06:34:24 PM
Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms"
 
2013-03-14 06:39:40 PM
I sued Neiman Marcus
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of season

I sued Ben Affleck
...
Aw, do I even need a reason?
 
2013-03-14 06:44:18 PM
Don't you mean, "Two Time Academy Award Winner, Ben Affleck"?
 
2013-03-14 06:44:35 PM
They just don't get irony over there, do they?

/I wonder why...
 
2013-03-14 06:44:54 PM

hardinparamedic: GreenAdder: Nadie_AZ: GreenAdder: Calm down. It's not Daredevil or Gigli.

It was probably a combination of Reindeer Games and Pearl Harbor.

Plus, I have it on good authority that he was the bomb in Phantoms.

I celebrate his hanging for his entire catalog.

Whoa. Slow down. He's not David Carradine or anything.

We know. He wasn't found hanging from his neck with his wiener out, and his thumb up his butt.


Yet.
 
2013-03-14 06:45:48 PM
Just keep in mind that several revolutionaries have been eagerly awaiting the release of the sci-fi Argo for 33 years.
 
2013-03-14 06:46:03 PM
Well, I guess they can't be wrong about everything.
 
2013-03-14 06:47:27 PM
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2013-03-14 06:48:37 PM
The only person who needs hanging is that thick accented prick for winning best actor.
 
2013-03-14 06:50:20 PM
A lot of people should be hanged for Pearl Harbor, but calling it a war crime is a bit extreme.
 
2013-03-14 06:50:43 PM

calbert: Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms"


: Word, biatch, Phantoms like a motherfarker
 
2013-03-14 06:53:49 PM
If Ben Affleck is smart, he's writing a script about this right now.

Argo 2: The Reckoning
 
2013-03-14 06:56:05 PM

Heamer: If Ben Affleck is smart, he's writing a script about this right now.

Argo 2: The Reckoning


Argo 2: Argo Ahead, Make My Day
 
2013-03-14 06:56:19 PM
I owe Ben a debt of gratitude.
www.respect-authority.com
He is the reason I quit taking steroids back in elementary school. The "after school special" I'd call it.
 
2013-03-14 06:56:43 PM

Heamer: If Ben Affleck is smart, he's writing a script about this right now.

Argo 2: The Reckoning


Argo 2: Revenge of the Derpstorm
 
2013-03-14 06:58:31 PM
Adam Sandler as the Zohan, to Iran,,,,,,Kiss it.
 
2013-03-14 06:59:51 PM

HairyTwatter: Don't you mean, "Two Time Academy Award Winner, Ben Affleck"?


actually the first award was a fake
www.dvdizzy.com
 
2013-03-14 07:02:03 PM
They probably want revenge for Ben Affleck's involvement in The Voyage of the Mimi.

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The Iranian government *hates* PBS nautical shows, catchy theme songs notwithstanding. (pops, not the Countdown)
 
2013-03-14 07:02:22 PM
They are going to hang him in a very uncomfortable place.
 
2013-03-14 07:03:47 PM

Gifted Many Few: They are going to hang him in a very uncomfortable place.


New Jersey?
 
2013-03-14 07:07:26 PM
Ben Affleck? They said you were hung!
 
2013-03-14 07:10:10 PM
Hey Iran!

cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com
 
2013-03-14 07:10:31 PM

Gifted Many Few: They are going to hang him in a very uncomfortable place.


What, like the back of a Volkswagon?
 
2013-03-14 07:12:35 PM

Gifted Many Few: They are going to hang him in a very uncomfortable place.


The back of a Volkswagen?
 
2013-03-14 07:13:14 PM

RedPhoenix122: Gifted Many Few: They are going to hang him in a very uncomfortable place.

What, like the back of a Volkswagon?


//shakes tiny fist
 
2013-03-14 07:14:56 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Actually, not quite.
A crazy lady who used to work for Reagan said that.



That article said they are going to sue the directors, producers and Jews.

They sound like anti-semites to me.
 
2013-03-14 07:17:35 PM
Ben Afleck is the Salman Rushdie of his generation. There is now a Fatwa issued for him. He must live the rest of his life under 24/7 security.
 
2013-03-14 07:24:31 PM

farkingismybusiness: I owe Ben a debt of gratitude.
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He is the reason I quit taking steroids back in elementary school. The "after school special" I'd call it.


I remember that, and Voyage of the Mimi, a PBS show about a whale documenting science expedition.

I also remember that after the steroids special, the guy he was supposed to play showed up to give commentary. He looked much more like a young Macho Man Randy Savage than he did A young Ben Affleck.
 
2013-03-14 07:25:33 PM

Mugato: What was so terrible about Daredevil? It was kind of a boring character but that's not Affleck's fault.


He actually looked and acted the part pretty well.
 
2013-03-14 07:32:43 PM
I'm just here to remind everyone that Fark heavily supported the Iranian people in 2009. We need to remember the Iranian people are not the cruel unjust fools that lead them. The Ayatollahs are criminals. The Iranian people are heavily oppressed.
 
2013-03-14 07:35:44 PM
1) Iran, it's not like you didn't hold the US Embassy hostage. It's like Germany suing Spielberg for Schindler's LIst; it all happened and you can't polish the turd you laid.

2) Also, the film admitted that the US conspired to overthrow the the democratically elected President and replace him with the puppet Shaw that abused the shiat out of his people. So, that's a pretty gotdayumed balanced look at the events that lead up to the crisis.

Go back to biatching about how your current President was touching Chavez's mother in a bad way, you're burning up any sypmathy that the film built up for you by telling the truth about how badly the US government and oil companies farked you over.
 
2013-03-14 07:58:17 PM
The directors cut of Daredevil is actually pretty good.
 
2013-03-14 07:59:06 PM
get in line.
 
2013-03-14 08:00:56 PM
CSB:  Good friend of mine found some paintings hidden in their attic.  Turns out the guy who owned the house before them was a pilot for the shaw of iran, and fled during the power struggle.  As far as we can tell, he stole the paintings as he left, and hid them in the attic.  Ended up dying in the house.

To my knowledge, the retards have never had the paintings appraised.
 
2013-03-14 08:01:34 PM
Vectron:That article said they are going to sue the directors, producers and Jews.

But they repeat themselves
 
2013-03-14 08:07:32 PM

Acharne: I'm just here to remind everyone that Fark heavily supported the Iranian people in 2009. We need to remember the Iranian people are not the cruel unjust fools that lead them. The Ayatollahs are criminals. The Iranian people are heavily oppressed.


>>>> s/Iranian/American
>>>> s/Ayatollahs/Congressmen
 
2013-03-14 08:40:12 PM

Mugato: What was so terrible about Daredevil? It was kind of a boring character but that's not Affleck's fault.


Check out the stuff Frank Miller wrote on Daredevil.  "Born Again" is fantastic.

/"Man Without Fear" sucked
//and don't read anything by Frank Miller after he turned into a Teabagging lunatic
 
2013-03-14 08:41:59 PM
What the heck is up with spelling Shah as shaw? Is it really such a hard word?
 
2013-03-14 08:52:24 PM
This film negatively depicts Iranians as mindless perpetrators of violence! We demand Ben Affleck's head! That'll show you who's violent!
 
2013-03-14 08:58:50 PM
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