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(Montana Standard)   Today's headline word jumble: Butte teens arrested for gallon smashing   (mtstandard.com ) divider line
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2013-03-14 07:57:56 PM  
2 votes:
songspkvideos.com

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2013-03-14 05:24:28 PM  
2 votes:

Ego edo infantia cattus: Matthew Keene: wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.

Meh, milk cleans up easy. The worst thing you can do to a Kroger store is have a slooowww leaking bag of sugar, and be sure to hit every isle in the store.

[www.retailhellunderground.com image 450x602]

Guess you've never cleaned up olive oil.
 It's a major pain in the ass.


Rachael Rays worst nightmare.
2013-03-14 05:21:51 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-14 04:59:12 PM  
2 votes:
I have a great idea for a new fad for these kinds of assholes.  Tractor trailer tackling.  It's all the rage!
2013-03-14 04:49:46 PM  
2 votes:
Well, no use crying over it
2013-03-15 09:41:56 AM  
1 vote:

Oznog: [songspkvideos.com image 480x360]

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Happy Birthday To The Ground!!!
2013-03-14 06:00:43 PM  
1 vote:
Pound them in the Butte prison.
2013-03-14 06:00:10 PM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: What a stupid farking fad.

What's the over/under on some fark-wit parents trying to sue a store after their little snot breaks a bone doing this?


maybe he wouldn't break a bone if he drank the milk instead of smashing it
2013-03-14 05:58:57 PM  
1 vote:

lack of warmth: [www.retailhellunderground.com image 450x602]
My wife says they use a blue powder called Spill Magic.  Takes oils, pop and molasses up without any residue.  You just pour the powder and sweep.


Sawdust was good enough for the elementary school janitor, by gum!
2013-03-14 05:29:31 PM  
1 vote:
How about a NEW youtube fad where people hunt down these little pranksters and video them being taped to a telephone pole and covered with grape jelly and fire ants. OMG! LOL!
2013-03-14 05:25:44 PM  
1 vote:

litespeed74: Ego edo infantia cattus: Matthew Keene: wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.

Meh, milk cleans up easy. The worst thing you can do to a Kroger store is have a slooowww leaking bag of sugar, and be sure to hit every isle in the store.

[www.retailhellunderground.com image 450x602]

Guess you've never cleaned up olive oil.
 It's a major pain in the ass.

Rachael Rays worst nightmare.


Heh... EV Uh Oh
2013-03-14 05:23:23 PM  
1 vote:

Matthew Keene: wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.

Meh, milk cleans up easy. The worst thing you can do to a Kroger store is have a slooowww leaking bag of sugar, and be sure to hit every isle in the store.


www.retailhellunderground.com

Guess you've never cleaned up olive oil.
 It's a major pain in the ass.
2013-03-14 05:08:41 PM  
1 vote:
I found a picture of the offender.

i.imgur.com
2013-03-14 04:56:07 PM  
1 vote:
d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
 
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