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(Montana Standard)   Today's headline word jumble: Butte teens arrested for gallon smashing   (mtstandard.com) divider line 23
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2013-03-14 05:00:39 PM  
5 votes:
This would not be a problem if these entitled little shiats had spent their lives in a third world shiathole wondering where their next meal was coming from.
2013-03-14 04:56:07 PM  
5 votes:
d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
2013-03-14 05:01:00 PM  
4 votes:
Christ, what a bunch of assholes.
2013-03-14 06:43:06 PM  
3 votes:
Tards can't even think of their own pranks... have to copy someone else's idea. They should be savagely beaten just for lack of creativity.
2013-03-14 05:07:31 PM  
2 votes:
As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.
2013-03-14 04:55:46 PM  
2 votes:
Appropriate punishment?

Store owner gets to smack the little shiats upside the head with gallon jugs of outdated milk.
2013-03-14 04:48:14 PM  
2 votes:
What a stupid farking fad.

What's the over/under on some fark-wit parents trying to sue a store after their little snot breaks a bone doing this?
2013-03-15 02:47:10 AM  
1 votes:

FlyersFanTN: Matthew Keene: This would not be a problem if these entitled little shiats had spent their lives in a third world shiathole wondering where their next meal was coming from.

Have you not been to Montana?


He hasn't...

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2013-03-14 07:57:56 PM  
1 votes:
songspkvideos.com

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2013-03-14 06:33:04 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: What a stupid farking fad.

What's the over/under on some fark-wit parents trying to sue a store after their little snot breaks a bone doing this?


Or they seriously injure other shoppers.

/quit wasting food, you spoiled farking brats
2013-03-14 06:00:10 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: What a stupid farking fad.

What's the over/under on some fark-wit parents trying to sue a store after their little snot breaks a bone doing this?


maybe he wouldn't break a bone if he drank the milk instead of smashing it
2013-03-14 05:49:58 PM  
1 votes:

Tak the Hideous New Girl: VvonderJesus: The teen grabbed two one-gallon jugs of milk and threw them on the floor in Walmart at about 6:30 p.m., police reported. The jugs ruptured and spilled milk all over the floor; the juvenile then fell to the floor and rolled in the spilled milk, according to the police report.

What a clever "prank".

It's things like this that make me so happy not to have kids. If I had a kid this stupid, I would feel obligated to kill the kid and then myself.

I understand stupid teen stuff like shoplifting, smoking pot, getting drunk on crappy beer and the various dangerous stunts that show up on YouTube but the appeal of rolling around in milk eludes me.


Seriously, ITA. I keep thinking I must be crazy for wanting to have kids and this is specifically why. Gallon smashing? My dad would have done me right in for that. If a kid's prank makes me think like my dad, that's a dark day. Seriously, why is this OK?
2013-03-14 05:49:22 PM  
1 votes:
t2.gstatic.com
2013-03-14 05:43:16 PM  
1 votes:
Dunno if it's true, but I have heard that in cases liek this, any product that had milk splashed on it has to be scrapped, due to allergies.  If so, then the supermarket should bill the parents of these teens for any lost product.

Store: "Your kid smashed two gallons of milk on the floor."
Parent: "Eh, it's a stupid prank, kids will be kids."
Store: "The spilled milk caused $12,000 in damage to nearby products, and you are responsible for it."
Parent: "JUNIOR!"
2013-03-14 05:39:52 PM  
1 votes:

Matthew Keene: What if they have a receipt for the milk and offer to mop it all up afterwards?


What if there's someone who's extremely allergic standing a few feet away, and they get splashed with milk?

I can play what-if games all day long... bring it...
2013-03-14 05:30:45 PM  
1 votes:

VvonderJesus: The teen grabbed two one-gallon jugs of milk and threw them on the floor in Walmart at about 6:30 p.m., police reported. The jugs ruptured and spilled milk all over the floor; the juvenile then fell to the floor and rolled in the spilled milk, according to the police report.

What a clever "prank".


It's things like this that make me so happy not to have kids. If I had a kid this stupid, I would feel obligated to kill the kid and then myself.

I understand stupid teen stuff like shoplifting, smoking pot, getting drunk on crappy beer and the various dangerous stunts that show up on YouTube but the appeal of rolling around in milk eludes me.
2013-03-14 05:29:31 PM  
1 votes:
How about a NEW youtube fad where people hunt down these little pranksters and video them being taped to a telephone pole and covered with grape jelly and fire ants. OMG! LOL!
2013-03-14 05:26:58 PM  
1 votes:

Ego edo infantia cattus: Matthew Keene: wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.

Meh, milk cleans up easy. The worst thing you can do to a Kroger store is have a slooowww leaking bag of sugar, and be sure to hit every isle in the store.

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Guess you've never cleaned up olive oil.
 It's a major pain in the ass.


What really gets me is the wet floor sign. If you're too stupid to not think a giant flood of olive oil is slippery, you probably can't read anyway.
2013-03-14 05:23:23 PM  
1 votes:

Matthew Keene: wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.

Meh, milk cleans up easy. The worst thing you can do to a Kroger store is have a slooowww leaking bag of sugar, and be sure to hit every isle in the store.


www.retailhellunderground.com

Guess you've never cleaned up olive oil.
 It's a major pain in the ass.
2013-03-14 05:23:16 PM  
1 votes:

omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.


Sounds like perfect punishment to me!
2013-03-14 05:21:51 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-14 05:14:50 PM  
1 votes:
The teen grabbed two one-gallon jugs of milk and threw them on the floor in Walmart at about 6:30 p.m., police reported. The jugs ruptured and spilled milk all over the floor; the juvenile then fell to the floor and rolled in the spilled milk, according to the police report.

What a clever "prank".
2013-03-14 05:05:10 PM  
1 votes:
pjmedia.com

/the arresting
/not the gallon smashing
 
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