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(Montana Standard)   Today's headline word jumble: Butte teens arrested for gallon smashing   (mtstandard.com) divider line 86
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2013-03-14 06:00:10 PM  

scottydoesntknow: What a stupid farking fad.

What's the over/under on some fark-wit parents trying to sue a store after their little snot breaks a bone doing this?


maybe he wouldn't break a bone if he drank the milk instead of smashing it
 
2013-03-14 06:00:43 PM  
Pound them in the Butte prison.
 
2013-03-14 06:02:02 PM  

Sapper_Topo: I didnt even submit this and I know the kids who did it. Well I guess I should say my kids know them. I like how our locall rag uses a video from another source... I dont think we have a black reporter in Montana least of all Butte.


Does Leroy still wander around the flats between Emerson Elementary and Joe's Pasty Shop?  My brother still insists he's my sister in law's biological father.
 
2013-03-14 06:04:49 PM  
yourdailyshakespeare.com
 
2013-03-14 06:07:42 PM  
GALLON SUH-MASH

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2013-03-14 06:11:08 PM  

Hack Patooey: I have a great idea for a new fad for these kinds of assholes.  Tractor trailer tackling.  It's all the rage!



Ha!

I like the way you think.

Another trend:

Grizzly bear cub wrangling.
 
2013-03-14 06:11:39 PM  

BillyRayBob: How about a NEW youtube fad where people hunt down these little pranksters and video them being taped to a telephone pole and covered with grape jelly and fire ants. OMG! LOL!


Glue their nose to butthole in daisy chain around the pole.

/oh let the circle be unbroken
 
2013-03-14 06:16:49 PM  

litespeed74: Rachael Rays worst nightmare.


No, I am Rachael Ray's worst nightmare.

/olive oil would be involved, FWIW.
 
2013-03-14 06:18:21 PM  

omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.


*Fist bump*

/Worked at Albertsons back in high school.
 
2013-03-14 06:19:24 PM  

lack of warmth: [www.retailhellunderground.com image 450x602]
My wife says they use a blue powder called Spill Magic.  Takes oils, pop and molasses up without any residue.  You just pour the powder and sweep.


Spill Magic is pretty good at containing and soaking up the spill, but there is going to be some residue after it is swept up.  Still, it's a lot easier to use this stuff than to try to mop or soak it up with towels.
 
2013-03-14 06:21:49 PM  
My anagram generator came up with "fat seth rained semen lust on star greg blo"
 
2013-03-14 06:23:43 PM  

lack of warmth: [www.retailhellunderground.com image 450x602]
My wife says they use a blue powder called Spill Magic.  Takes oils, pop and molasses up without any residue.  You just pour the powder and sweep.


We truly live in a magical age.
 
2013-03-14 06:24:00 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: Guess you've never cleaned up olive oil.


phewww - for a minute I thought that was wine or some type of liquor.
 
2013-03-14 06:30:18 PM  
God.  I can just hear the kid now.  "What's the big deal?  It was just a prank from the internet."
 
2013-03-14 06:33:04 PM  

scottydoesntknow: What a stupid farking fad.

What's the over/under on some fark-wit parents trying to sue a store after their little snot breaks a bone doing this?


Or they seriously injure other shoppers.

/quit wasting food, you spoiled farking brats
 
2013-03-14 06:35:40 PM  

LordOfThePings: lack of warmth: My wife says they use a blue powder called Spill Magic.  Takes oils, pop and molasses up without any residue.  You just pour the powder and sweep.

[www.magicopolis.com image 275x413]


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2013-03-14 06:43:06 PM  
Tards can't even think of their own pranks... have to copy someone else's idea. They should be savagely beaten just for lack of creativity.
 
2013-03-14 06:50:27 PM  

okdaddio: [i.imgur.com image 315x240]


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-14 06:54:13 PM  

Sapper_Topo: I didnt even submit this and I know the kids who did it. Well I guess I should say my kids know them. I like how our locall rag uses a video from another source... I dont think we have a black reporter in Montana least of all Butte.


Well, don't forget to show them all of these awesome ideas for alternative punishments and activities to engage in provided by FARK.
 
2013-03-14 07:01:13 PM  

Hack Patooey: I have a great idea for a new fad for these kinds of assholes.  Tractor trailer tackling.  It's all the rage!


I actually did that spaz laugh thing that hurt a little bit. It was worth it.


Now back to the idiots.
With all of the stupid crap we did as kids, none of us would have even concidered doing ANYTHING under surveillance cameras or where we could reasonably figure there might be one. Or 40.
 
2013-03-14 07:18:34 PM  
youtube prank gone wrong
someone call the family
 
2013-03-14 07:34:01 PM  

Skleenar: The All-Powerful Atheismo: They have the wrong man.  They meant to arrest a Tutte teen.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 377x206]

Good for you.  I couldn't figure out how to work it in.



I was going to post a hotlinked picture. This was way more inventive.  Good show.
 
2013-03-14 07:34:49 PM  
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Stupidity never goes out of style.
http://www.badfads.com/

Enjoy.
 
2013-03-14 07:50:17 PM  
Do the same kids that wear their pants below their butt cheeks engage in this stupidity as well?
 
2013-03-14 07:51:40 PM  
Wat wat
 
2013-03-14 07:57:56 PM  
songspkvideos.com

Wanted For Questioning
 
2013-03-14 08:12:18 PM  

The_Sponge: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

*Fist bump*

/Worked at Albertsons back in high school.


They offered me a choice of dairy or HABA manager. I took the tampon section because they smelled like baby powder at least.
 
2013-03-14 08:39:38 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: Matthew Keene: wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.

Meh, milk cleans up easy. The worst thing you can do to a Kroger store is have a slooowww leaking bag of sugar, and be sure to hit every isle in the store.

[www.retailhellunderground.com image 450x602]

Guess you've never cleaned up olive oil.
 It's a major pain in the ass.


I worked in a grocery store throughout highschool and my undergrad degree.

Oil is relatively easy to clean up - just clear the bottles as best you can, and then dump cat litter on the oil. Works like a charm.
 
2013-03-14 10:10:09 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I found a picture of the offender.

[i.imgur.com image 496x270]


You are already favorited as NJ pinball dude.  This further confirms the NJ.

Good one, forgot about that customer!

TX now, won't go back but will still defend my favorite armpit state.
 
2013-03-14 10:50:13 PM  
This makes me sick. A bunch of spoiled, rotten, pampered kids who smash and ROLL in milk costing per gallon $5 to $6 per gallon depending on the store! Yes, that's is how much a gallon of milk costs in Montana. Its more per gallon than gas. Sickening.
 
2013-03-14 11:20:06 PM  
When did teens get so goddamn stupid?

Some snot-nosed geniuses did this at my local walmart too (http://www.tracypress.com/view/full_story/21873444/article-Police-Lo g- -Milk-smashing-at-Save-Mart?)

Actually that makes me wonder if only the teens that go to Walmart are that stupid.
 
2013-03-15 12:41:13 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: DarkSoulNoHope: I found a picture of the offender.

[i.imgur.com image 496x270]

You are already favorited as NJ pinball dude.  This further confirms the NJ.

Good one, forgot about that customer!

TX now, won't go back but will still defend my favorite armpit state.


Funny thing is, I really despise Kevin Smith as a person (he's one of those, "My fans better not question me, because I AM KEVIN SMITH, I KNOW BEST AND I MAKE NO MISTAKES IN MY FILMS!"), but I still shop at his store once in a while since he doesn't run it and I like his films that have New Jersey filming locations that show them (mostly) as they are (such as: seeing the arcade in Chasing Amy that was in Asbury Park [that sadly doesn't exist there anymore], though the story broke down in the end with that stupid sexual three-way idea to "reconcile" friendship between his writing partner and his bisexual girlfriend) or make me laugh at the absurdness but still make me watch again and laugh! (Mallrats, despite him not successfully getting Seaview Square Mall as a filming location before it got knocked down for a Target store)  I am just Mr Mixed Feelings about New Jersey really, on one hand it's boring during the winter (nothing much to do during winter except stay at home or BE a mallrat!), but when it gets to the summer it's near impossible to get around without dealing with crowds of New Yorkers and Pennsylvania people who make fun of NJ when they aren't vacationing here! (Though with hurricane Sandy taking out my favorite arcade and amusement parks on the beaches, it will be hard pressed to find stuff to do this year)
 
2013-03-15 01:27:09 AM  

Matthew Keene: This would not be a problem if these entitled little shiats had spent their lives in a third world shiathole wondering where their next meal was coming from.


Have you not been to Montana?
 
2013-03-15 02:47:10 AM  

FlyersFanTN: Matthew Keene: This would not be a problem if these entitled little shiats had spent their lives in a third world shiathole wondering where their next meal was coming from.

Have you not been to Montana?


He hasn't...

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/:(
 
2013-03-15 05:24:47 AM  

ProudMom222: This makes me sick. A bunch of spoiled, rotten, pampered kids who smash and ROLL in milk costing per gallon $5 to $6 per gallon depending on the store! Yes, that's is how much a gallon of milk costs in Montana. Its more per gallon than gas. Sickening.


Do you still have the state price control board for milk?  I remember a local IGA in Butte got in trouble for putting milk on sale when I was a kid.  Can't put the dairy farms at risk when they donate so much money to so many campaigns.  I wish I'd gotten away sooner.  Milk is usually $2.79 to $3.19 a gallon depending on the store down here.  Often under $2.50 if you want to wait for a sale.
 
2013-03-15 09:41:56 AM  

Oznog: [songspkvideos.com image 480x360]

Wanted For Questioning



Happy Birthday To The Ground!!!
 
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