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2013-03-14 04:48:14 PM
What a stupid farking fad.

What's the over/under on some fark-wit parents trying to sue a store after their little snot breaks a bone doing this?
 
2013-03-14 04:49:46 PM
Well, no use crying over it
 
2013-03-14 04:52:36 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, no use crying over it


I'll get the lights and let the cat out.
 
2013-03-14 04:55:46 PM
Appropriate punishment?

Store owner gets to smack the little shiats upside the head with gallon jugs of outdated milk.
 
2013-03-14 04:56:07 PM
d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
 
2013-03-14 04:56:33 PM
images.sodahead.com

/At least I think I read this on Fark.
 
2013-03-14 04:58:46 PM

scottydoesntknow: What a stupid farking fad.

What's the over/under on some fark-wit parents trying to sue a store after their little snot breaks a bone doing this?


THIS

I especially love the national attention this got to get more twits to do this.
 
2013-03-14 04:58:46 PM
Oh, the small manatee!

farm4.static.flickr.com

No, wait. Oh, the huge udder!

amog.com

Still not right somehow.
 
2013-03-14 04:59:12 PM
I have a great idea for a new fad for these kinds of assholes.  Tractor trailer tackling.  It's all the rage!
 
2013-03-14 04:59:18 PM
They have the wrong man.  They meant to arrest a Tutte teen.
 
2013-03-14 05:00:39 PM
This would not be a problem if these entitled little shiats had spent their lives in a third world shiathole wondering where their next meal was coming from.
 
2013-03-14 05:01:00 PM
Christ, what a bunch of assholes.
 
2013-03-14 05:03:35 PM
I didnt even submit this and I know the kids who did it. Well I guess I should say my kids know them. I like how our locall rag uses a video from another source... I dont think we have a black reporter in Montana least of all Butte.
 
2013-03-14 05:05:10 PM
pjmedia.com

/the arresting
/not the gallon smashing
 
2013-03-14 05:05:22 PM
teenagers do stupid things. film at 11.
 
2013-03-14 05:07:18 PM
What if they have a receipt for the milk and offer to mop it all up afterwards?
 
2013-03-14 05:07:31 PM
As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.
 
2013-03-14 05:07:40 PM
Good. Too bad they couldn't arrest people for that stupid planking fad that was popular for a few hours.
 
2013-03-14 05:08:41 PM
I found a picture of the offender.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-14 05:09:22 PM
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt...

/relevant?
 
2013-03-14 05:12:12 PM

omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.


Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.
 
2013-03-14 05:14:15 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: They have the wrong man.  They meant to arrest a Tutte teen.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Good for you.  I couldn't figure out how to work it in.
 
2013-03-14 05:14:50 PM
The teen grabbed two one-gallon jugs of milk and threw them on the floor in Walmart at about 6:30 p.m., police reported. The jugs ruptured and spilled milk all over the floor; the juvenile then fell to the floor and rolled in the spilled milk, according to the police report.

What a clever "prank".
 
2013-03-14 05:18:41 PM

wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.


Meh, milk cleans up easy. The worst thing you can do to a Kroger store is have a slooowww leaking bag of sugar, and be sure to hit every isle in the store.
 
2013-03-14 05:21:51 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-14 05:22:50 PM
Good. I was hoping for the teens from the original video, but this is still good.

Anderson's Pooper: Appropriate punishment?

Store owner gets to smack the little shiats upside the head with gallon jugs of outdated milk.


I'd be perfectly willing to lie and say the gallons of milk jumped off the shelves and hit the kid.
 
2013-03-14 05:23:16 PM

omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.


Sounds like perfect punishment to me!
 
2013-03-14 05:23:23 PM

Matthew Keene: wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.

Meh, milk cleans up easy. The worst thing you can do to a Kroger store is have a slooowww leaking bag of sugar, and be sure to hit every isle in the store.


www.retailhellunderground.com

Guess you've never cleaned up olive oil.
 It's a major pain in the ass.
 
2013-03-14 05:24:28 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Matthew Keene: wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.

Meh, milk cleans up easy. The worst thing you can do to a Kroger store is have a slooowww leaking bag of sugar, and be sure to hit every isle in the store.

[www.retailhellunderground.com image 450x602]

Guess you've never cleaned up olive oil.
 It's a major pain in the ass.


Rachael Rays worst nightmare.
 
2013-03-14 05:25:44 PM

litespeed74: Ego edo infantia cattus: Matthew Keene: wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.

Meh, milk cleans up easy. The worst thing you can do to a Kroger store is have a slooowww leaking bag of sugar, and be sure to hit every isle in the store.

[www.retailhellunderground.com image 450x602]

Guess you've never cleaned up olive oil.
 It's a major pain in the ass.

Rachael Rays worst nightmare.


Heh... EV Uh Oh
 
2013-03-14 05:26:58 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Matthew Keene: wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.

Meh, milk cleans up easy. The worst thing you can do to a Kroger store is have a slooowww leaking bag of sugar, and be sure to hit every isle in the store.

[www.retailhellunderground.com image 450x602]

Guess you've never cleaned up olive oil.
 It's a major pain in the ass.


What really gets me is the wet floor sign. If you're too stupid to not think a giant flood of olive oil is slippery, you probably can't read anyway.
 
2013-03-14 05:27:43 PM

Skleenar: The All-Powerful Atheismo: They have the wrong man.  They meant to arrest a Tutte teen.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 377x206]

Good for you.  I couldn't figure out how to work it in.


I'm glad someone around here has some taste.

/And I don't mean taste for Butte
 
2013-03-14 05:28:03 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Matthew Keene: wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.

Meh, milk cleans up easy. The worst thing you can do to a Kroger store is have a slooowww leaking bag of sugar, and be sure to hit every isle in the store.

[www.retailhellunderground.com image 450x602]

Guess you've never cleaned up olive oil.
 It's a major pain in the ass.


Pfffft, that's nothing

Be sure to enlarge the screen
 
2013-03-14 05:29:04 PM
Ugh, this is just farking disgusting behavior. Seriously. What about the nasty smell if it gets into a place that is almost impossible to reach under the store shelves? This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-03-14 05:29:31 PM
How about a NEW youtube fad where people hunt down these little pranksters and video them being taped to a telephone pole and covered with grape jelly and fire ants. OMG! LOL!
 
2013-03-14 05:30:45 PM

VvonderJesus: The teen grabbed two one-gallon jugs of milk and threw them on the floor in Walmart at about 6:30 p.m., police reported. The jugs ruptured and spilled milk all over the floor; the juvenile then fell to the floor and rolled in the spilled milk, according to the police report.

What a clever "prank".


It's things like this that make me so happy not to have kids. If I had a kid this stupid, I would feel obligated to kill the kid and then myself.

I understand stupid teen stuff like shoplifting, smoking pot, getting drunk on crappy beer and the various dangerous stunts that show up on YouTube but the appeal of rolling around in milk eludes me.
 
2013-03-14 05:33:05 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, no use crying over it


i.usatoday.net
 
2013-03-14 05:33:07 PM

KangTheMad: Ego edo infantia cattus: Matthew Keene: wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.

Meh, milk cleans up easy. The worst thing you can do to a Kroger store is have a slooowww leaking bag of sugar, and be sure to hit every isle in the store.

[www.retailhellunderground.com image 450x602]

Guess you've never cleaned up olive oil.
 It's a major pain in the ass.

What really gets me is the wet floor sign. If you're too stupid to not think a giant flood of olive oil is slippery, you probably can't read anyway.


Or you might be Popeye after making a comment on how attractive the sea hag is looking lately.
 
2013-03-14 05:37:10 PM
I was going to say "what a dumb fad", but the video made me chuckle
 
2013-03-14 05:39:52 PM

Matthew Keene: What if they have a receipt for the milk and offer to mop it all up afterwards?


What if there's someone who's extremely allergic standing a few feet away, and they get splashed with milk?

I can play what-if games all day long... bring it...
 
2013-03-14 05:40:34 PM
Oh First World Boredom(TM) - what can't you inspire?
 
2013-03-14 05:43:16 PM
Dunno if it's true, but I have heard that in cases liek this, any product that had milk splashed on it has to be scrapped, due to allergies.  If so, then the supermarket should bill the parents of these teens for any lost product.

Store: "Your kid smashed two gallons of milk on the floor."
Parent: "Eh, it's a stupid prank, kids will be kids."
Store: "The spilled milk caused $12,000 in damage to nearby products, and you are responsible for it."
Parent: "JUNIOR!"
 
2013-03-14 05:43:40 PM
www.freetofarm.org
 
2013-03-14 05:46:35 PM
www.retailhellunderground.com
My wife says they use a blue powder called Spill Magic.  Takes oils, pop and molasses up without any residue.  You just pour the powder and sweep.
 
2013-03-14 05:49:22 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-14 05:49:58 PM

Tak the Hideous New Girl: VvonderJesus: The teen grabbed two one-gallon jugs of milk and threw them on the floor in Walmart at about 6:30 p.m., police reported. The jugs ruptured and spilled milk all over the floor; the juvenile then fell to the floor and rolled in the spilled milk, according to the police report.

What a clever "prank".

It's things like this that make me so happy not to have kids. If I had a kid this stupid, I would feel obligated to kill the kid and then myself.

I understand stupid teen stuff like shoplifting, smoking pot, getting drunk on crappy beer and the various dangerous stunts that show up on YouTube but the appeal of rolling around in milk eludes me.


Seriously, ITA. I keep thinking I must be crazy for wanting to have kids and this is specifically why. Gallon smashing? My dad would have done me right in for that. If a kid's prank makes me think like my dad, that's a dark day. Seriously, why is this OK?
 
2013-03-14 05:50:10 PM
In a related note, I never really thought about those round indentations on the sides of milk jugs until I accidentally dropped one one day. All the dents were blown out, but the jug was intact. Kinda reminds me of the day I discovered those little flaps at the ends of foil and plastic-wrap packages that you can punch in to keep the roll from coming out when you pull on it.
 
2013-03-14 05:54:05 PM

lack of warmth: My wife says they use a blue powder called Spill Magic.  Takes oils, pop and molasses up without any residue.  You just pour the powder and sweep.


www.magicopolis.com
 
2013-03-14 05:58:57 PM

lack of warmth: [www.retailhellunderground.com image 450x602]
My wife says they use a blue powder called Spill Magic.  Takes oils, pop and molasses up without any residue.  You just pour the powder and sweep.


Sawdust was good enough for the elementary school janitor, by gum!
 
2013-03-14 05:59:27 PM

wildcardjack: omahatattoo: As someone that used to work in a grocery store as a kid, I think they should be forced to clean the milk case for a good couple months.

Oh god... I've never had to do that but I can imagine it... I was shopping and the gallon jug just then decided to start a drip as I put it in my cart. Then I went shopping through the meat and frozen sections. I dribbled a line of white dots all over the store. I get to the checkout and it's about a quart down.


We'd clean it every Sunday night and it was as bad as it sounds.  Under the grates, you find these long diaper like sheets that soaked up the curdled milk.  You'd have to clean all around the fans and wipe away all the spillage.  It was probably the worst part of working in a grocery store after having to clean up after random people shatting in the aisles.
 
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