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(The Blemish)   Justin Bieber says he doesn't deserve negative press because he's so awesome   (theblemish.com) divider line 137
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2013-03-14 03:31:23 PM
I'm shocked that teenagers are, in fact, assclowns.
 
2013-03-14 03:54:07 PM
This is our chance to understand what happened to Michael Jackson by studying its progression from the early stages.
 
2013-03-14 03:54:15 PM
TFBieber: I've worked my ass off to get where I am

That explains the trousers.
 
2013-03-14 04:23:53 PM
I wish I could honestly ask "what the hell is a Justin Bieber?"
 
2013-03-14 04:25:05 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-14 04:28:39 PM
His grandparents "wouldn't know how to contact the press"? WTF? Just because they maybe aren't on Twitter or facebook he thinks old people, and his grandparents must be about sixty, don't know how to pick up a phone and call a newspaper?

Newsflash Beiber. People aren't picking on you because you are successful, they're picking on you because you act like a spoilt brat and dress like an idiot. And pretend to be a gangster.
 
2013-03-14 04:29:35 PM
Pull your pants up and STFU you spoiled brat.
 
2013-03-14 04:31:09 PM
And claiming his grandparents wouldn't know how to contact the press when he doesn't know that deleting a message on the net and then reposting it edited makes it clear to everyone what you regretted. If anyone is clueless about the media it's him.
 
2013-03-14 04:43:14 PM
Who's advising this kid? Donald Trump?
 
2013-03-14 04:48:41 PM
This is going to be one epic trainwreck.
 
2013-03-14 04:51:05 PM
Dear God: If/when you take Justin Bieber can you please give us back Stevie Ray Vaughn?
 
2013-03-14 04:52:13 PM
I'm conflicted.... He both has a point, but comes out like a little douche as he relates it.  After reading it, i both like and dislike him more than i did previously.
 
2013-03-14 04:52:40 PM
I feel absolutely no sympathy for him.
 
2013-03-14 04:55:39 PM
You haven't "worked your ass off," kid.  You got LUCKY.

Try and tell a mineworker who puts in 16 hour days hundreds of feet below ground level how much you work your ass off.  Try and tell a single mother who works three jobs to buy food and medicine for her kids how much you work your ass off.  Then try and tell a member of the military who barely makes minimum wage while being shot at in the hostile conditions of Afghanistan how much you work your ass off.

Flying in a private jet and singing and dancing for an hour and a half a couple times a month is NOT working your ass off.

Stupid little prick.


/ass off
 
2013-03-14 05:01:30 PM
Front line infantry.
 
2013-03-14 05:01:36 PM

Timmy the Tumor: You haven't "worked your ass off," kid.  You got LUCKY.

Try and tell a mineworker who puts in 16 hour days hundreds of feet below ground level how much you work your ass off.  Try and tell a single mother who works three jobs to buy food and medicine for her kids how much you work your ass off.  Then try and tell a member of the military who barely makes minimum wage while being shot at in the hostile conditions of Afghanistan how much you work your ass off.

Flying in a private jet and singing and dancing for an hour and a half a couple times a month is NOT working your ass off.

Stupid little prick.


/ass off


*golf clap*
 
2013-03-14 05:04:55 PM

Timmy the Tumor: You haven't "worked your ass off," kid.  You got LUCKY.

Try and tell a mineworker who puts in 16 hour days hundreds of feet below ground level how much you work your ass off.  Try and tell a single mother who works three jobs to buy food and medicine for her kids how much you work your ass off.  Then try and tell a member of the military who barely makes minimum wage while being shot at in the hostile conditions of Afghanistan how much you work your ass off.

Flying in a private jet and singing and dancing for an hour and a half a couple times a month is NOT working your ass off.

Stupid little prick.


/ass off


I'd tell the mine worker that he should maybe have finished high school, but the hill folk aren't inclined to listen to city people.
 
kab
2013-03-14 05:07:06 PM
19 and I've seen the whole world. 19 and I've accomplished more than I could've ever dreamed of.

19, and I need to defend myself on a social networking site, rather than swan-diving into a pool full of groupies.

Got it.

Here's a bit of a hint.   Anything other than a 'zero farks given' attitude about negative press is just going to magnify the problem.   You're welcome.
 
2013-03-14 05:07:13 PM

tudorgurl: Timmy the Tumor: You haven't "worked your ass off," kid.  You got LUCKY.

Try and tell a mineworker who puts in 16 hour days hundreds of feet below ground level how much you work your ass off.  Try and tell a single mother who works three jobs to buy food and medicine for her kids how much you work your ass off.  Then try and tell a member of the military who barely makes minimum wage while being shot at in the hostile conditions of Afghanistan how much you work your ass off.

Flying in a private jet and singing and dancing for an hour and a half a couple times a month is NOT working your ass off.

Stupid little prick.


/ass off

*golf clap*


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-14 05:08:15 PM
Douchequote: "I'm 19 and it must be scary to some people to think that this is just the beginning."

Yes Biebs, it is just the beginning. And the next stop on your teen idol adventure is Leif Garrett Town. Enjoy the ride.
assets.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2013-03-14 05:09:12 PM
When that train falls off the tracks it is going to be farking epic. We all know it's going to happen and this looks like the first stage of it.. Unwarranted self importance is deadly.
 
2013-03-14 05:12:46 PM
"I'm 19 and it must be scary to some people to think that this is just the beginning."

Like the people who insure the $100,000 cars you keep loaning out to people who can't drive.
 
2013-03-14 05:13:39 PM
I've never heard a Bieber song and judging by the looks, he doesn't make the kind of music that could make me tickle (yes, I'm judging a book by its cover; granted, it's a comic book, but I digress), but thanks to Fark, I know what kind of cars he drives (and how many of them), when he's in rehab or the hospital, what his bodyguards look like (and that they're twice his size), what his latest fashion faux-pas is, what his friends and frenemies (and frienemies) look like, how much he makes an hour (damn, that hurts) and what he has to say about fellow train wrecks.
What would I do without Fark? It's my window to the world. Thanks Drew!
 
2013-03-14 05:15:34 PM
Is he taking drugs to stay boyish? He doesn't seem to be aging.
 
2013-03-14 05:15:59 PM

Timmy the Tumor: You haven't "worked your ass off," kid.  You got LUCKY.

Try and tell a mineworker who puts in 16 hour days hundreds of feet below ground level how much you work your ass off.  Try and tell a single mother who works three jobs to buy food and medicine for her kids how much you work your ass off.  Then try and tell a member of the military who barely makes minimum wage while being shot at in the hostile conditions of Afghanistan how much you work your ass off.

Flying in a private jet and singing and dancing for an hour and a half a couple times a month is NOT working your ass off.

Stupid little prick.


/ass off


I don't disagree with your intent, but the fact of the matter is a performer of his caliber probably clocks in 12 hour days. Yes, they are 12 hour days dancing, singing, travelling, recording and is far more "glamorous" than being in some ditch in Afghanistan, but he probably does work his tail off.

But otherwise I agree with you.

I recently had an argument with a friend who argued that he's entitled to make more money because he works harder than most people. He's a farking banker. I was like "Seriously? You work harder than a teacher? Than a garbage man? Than a military personel?"  I seriously wanted to slap the guy.
 
2013-03-14 05:22:56 PM
YouTube should claim a large portion of his income. Simply for allowing him to be discovered by a pushy stage mother.
 
2013-03-14 05:23:58 PM
Dick.
 
2013-03-14 05:26:01 PM
The liberal MSM claims another victim!
 
2013-03-14 05:27:30 PM

MrBallou: This is our chance to understand what happened to Michael Jackson by studying its progression from the early stages.


I'm thinking that this will be much more accelerated than MJ given the changes in the media and social networking.

Hell I can see him flameout faster than LiLo and Miley.
 
2013-03-14 05:32:20 PM
Someone needs to introduce a pound of cocaine and some heroin with fresh needles into his green room...just so we can help accelerate this train wreck to it's inevitable conclusion...
 
2013-03-14 05:33:02 PM
"I'm 19 with 5 number one albums"

No you don't, you have 3 albums and some remix/acoustic albums. Plus, I think he's re-released one or two of his albums with "MORE STUFF!!!" which annoys the piss out of me. Release it once and sell the "MORE STUFF!!!!" on iTunes/Amazon whatever. But that's another rant.

I will say, that is tough to make it, but he didn't really have to work for it. It was handed to him. Someone else put in the work to get him where he is and he's acted like a baby (baby, baby oooooh baby) about the whole thing whenever he doesn't get his way. Is he talented? Yes. But he didn't work to get where he is.

Rant off.
 
2013-03-14 05:35:20 PM
I'm surprised Usher hasn't assigned him a personal handler already.
 
2013-03-14 05:39:48 PM
Bieber is the musical equivalent of Top Ramen. Pre-packaged crap that the masses slurp up with glee. Don't want the scrutiny Dancie singie boy? Stop seeking the limelight.
 
2013-03-14 05:42:22 PM
TruTV is holding a spot open for him on Worlds Dumbest. He has a choice to either be a commentator, feature or both.
 
2013-03-14 05:42:37 PM
 
2013-03-14 05:45:01 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: SurelyShirley: I've never heard a Bieber song

This is all you need to know on the matter.


profile.ak.fbcdn.net

Fark you Harbinger!
 
2013-03-14 05:45:15 PM
"Baby is grumpy and needs a nap. Back in your car seat"
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2013-03-14 05:47:40 PM

SultanofSchwing: Someone needs to introduce a pound of cocaine and some heroin with fresh needles into his green room...just so we can help accelerate this train wreck to it's inevitable conclusion...


Given his recent bout of tantrums, cancellations and missed concert start times, it seems like the coke is already flying around the Biebz camp.  The heroin can't be far behind. One thing to take you up, another to bring you down.
 
2013-03-14 05:48:35 PM

nursedude: Dear God: If/when you take Justin Bieber can you please give us back Stevie Ray Vaughn?


And Freddie Mercury, pretty please.
 
2013-03-14 05:50:22 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-14 05:54:10 PM

Walker: "Baby is grumpy and needs a nap. Back in your car seat"
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This picture may be the equivalent of Paris Hilton being carted off to jail. Total win and total fail at the same delicious time...
 
2013-03-14 05:55:02 PM

Walker: "Baby is grumpy and needs a nap. Back in your car seat"
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Did he get pantsed?  What a moran.
 
2013-03-14 05:55:52 PM
i1.minus.com
 
2013-03-14 05:56:57 PM

MylesHeartVodak: Walker: "Baby is grumpy and needs a nap. Back in your car seat"
[img.photobucket.com image 445x495]

Did he get pantsed?  What a moran.


No, he intentionally wears them that way. Your moran comment is correct, however.
 
2013-03-14 05:57:55 PM
Sorry, but when you dress like this, you deserve all the derision heaped your way:

bmmoejackson2.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-14 05:59:28 PM

NASAM: Sorry, but when you dress like this, you deserve all the derision heaped your way:

[bmmoejackson2.files.wordpress.com image 549x400]


He looks like he's wearing a farking diaper and it currently needs to be changed.
 
2013-03-14 06:01:51 PM

NASAM: Sorry, but when you dress like this, you deserve all the derision heaped your way:

[bmmoejackson2.files.wordpress.com image 549x400]


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This whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers.
 
2013-03-14 06:02:29 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: SurelyShirley: I've never heard a Bieber song

This is all you need to know on the matter.


Thanks for that!

/is he on vocals or keyboard?
 
2013-03-14 06:09:15 PM

SurelyShirley: Thanks for that!

/is he on vocals or keyboard?


Yes.


SultanofSchwing: profile.ak.fbcdn.net


:D
 
2013-03-14 06:09:38 PM
He's on a fast train to Corey Haim.  He'll be trying to sell his hair and teeth on eBay by 25.
i.imgur.com
 
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