hdhale: 1. Remove the batteries.2. If batteries are still useable, put them in another device that needs them. If not, dispose of them properly.3. Douse the toy with a liberal amount of lighter fluid.4. Viking funeral./done
Evil Mackerel: Put it in the claw machine at a bowling ally.
NightOwl2255: Is there a market for used sex toys? Off to eBay to check. I wonder if the phrase "gently used" will be found.
wildcardjack: Your dead wife's vibrator would, by now, be an outdated model.
shifty lookin bleeder: Two words: Secret Santa
LibertyHiller: My God.Throw.It.Out.
Oznog: Just how expensive....?http://www.amazon.com/JOPEN-JO-4770-14-3-Vanity-Jopen-vr12-Vibrator/ dp /B004KS2CZ4$142, even on Amazon? OK, well, I understand your need to get a return on the investment at least....
Ebenator: Certainly do NOT give it to your new lady, as it is most likely cursed.
mcmnky: Harry Freakstorm: If you had the wife cremated, you can put it in the urn. It'll find its own way from there. If you buried her, don't leave at the cemetery. It'll just wander off.I'm pissed the insensitive jerk didn't bury it with her. What is she supposed to do for eternity?
Harry Freakstorm: If you had the wife cremated, you can put it in the urn. It'll find its own way from there. If you buried her, don't leave at the cemetery. It'll just wander off.
"You can stick it where the sun don't shine!"
abfalter: Dear Reader:Generally the best thing you can do is to give the item away. Perhaps a sign in your driveway saying "Dead Wife's Vibrator -- FREE!". The vibrator itself can be placed on the ground in front of the sign. I am certain that that will attract attention.-- Prudence
stuff: You need to steer into the skid. While marketing a used sex toy may have a tiny market, a "death vibrator" could bring top dollar from the right buyer. Just let on that the last user died in the throes of passion to this toy. This should provide sufficient mythos to intrigue your perspective buyers. Some crazy net denizen will pay highly to take on such a legendary challenge. Knowing that none of its previous users have survived the experience will provide that sense of danger and risk that they are secretly craving.
Random Anonymous Blackmail: NightOwl2255Is there a market for used sex toys?I run a small business that sells used, uncleaned toys from vending machines in Japan. So the answer is yes.
devilEther: I make a grown woman cry, I make a dead woman come
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Gentle Reader,Be sure to clean it thoroughly and undo any modifications your late wife may have installed. While the departed could plan accordingly for an 11 horsepower motor and Sawz-All fitting attachment, your new loving bride may not be so prepared. Best of all fortune to your matrimony.Prudence
kvinesknows: How is this any different then your new girlfriend getting to use your penis after your wife died?
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