themasterdebater: wildcardjack: Dear reader,Your dead wife's vibrator would, by now, be an outdated model. You'll be surprised at the new market for knobs and ribs and gyrating features with flashing lights and MP3 compatible music players. It would be a bonding experience to go out as a couple and buy a new vibrator together. But and don't cheap out, this might be a more important purchase than anything you'll get at the jeweler's.You better damn well make sure you can perform, because as long as the battery power is fully charged, there is no way any man can compete with that, plus while your at work, you can guess what she'll be doing at home./First symptom is laundry piling up.
abfalter: Dear Reader:Generally the best thing you can do is to give the item away. Perhaps a sign in your driveway saying "Dead Wife's Vibrator -- FREE!". The vibrator itself can be placed on the ground in front of the sign. I am certain that that will attract attention.-- Prudence
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Gentle Reader,Be sure to clean it thoroughly and undo any modifications your late wife may have installed. While the departed could plan accordingly for an 11 horsepower motor and Sawz-All fitting attachment, your new loving bride may not be so prepared. Best of all fortune to your matrimony.Prudence
kvinesknows: How is this any different then your new girlfriend getting to use your penis after your wife died?
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