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2003-12-20 02:01:56 PM  
"I like guys who're prepared to let me take the lead when it comes to sex. In fact, it's probably better to say that I make sure I do things that'll make him want to let me do whatever I like to him,"

I'm moving to Japan.
 
2003-12-20 02:43:18 PM  
I thought the same thing when I read the story, wldncrzy14. Unfortunately, my wife has a really big veto stamp.
 
2003-12-20 03:50:41 PM  
When's the next flight?
 
2003-12-20 06:31:42 PM  
You guys are thinking all wrong. We import the Japanese women, and export the women that're here and disliked. For example, we can trade Ayane Fujita for, say, Oprah.

Come to think of it, we should trade based on weight; you know, just so we can truly call it even.
 
2003-12-20 07:04:03 PM  
God damn it to the bowels of bloody hell. I need me a Japanese woman.
 
2003-12-20 07:04:16 PM  
OK, that was... news?

/brain numbed
 
2003-12-20 07:04:27 PM  
I'm laughing at all the people who clicked that
link thinking it was sex-related only to read
an article about scholastic averages....

;-)
 
2003-12-20 07:04:36 PM  
So these women fight against male oppression by farking them harder?

This reminds me of those women who see The Vagina Monologues and think that saying the word "coont" is empowering.

Rob
 
2003-12-20 07:05:43 PM  
"He even tried to make me wear only a dog collar while running a lap naked around the hotel where we were staying, but I wouldn't go that far,"

Classic.
 
2003-12-20 07:07:18 PM  
Oh shiat here comes the tentacles...
 
2003-12-20 07:08:46 PM  
"I know all about his abnormal tastes, like forcing me to go without panties every time I met him, choking me during the middle of our sex. He even tried to make me wear only a dog collar while running a lap naked around the hotel"

"Ayane advocates women taking charge."


/confused
 
2003-12-20 07:09:03 PM  
Best quote in the article (well, besides that part where the other chick brags about farking six guys at once):

"Any guy I meet that I wouldn't mind making my boyfriend I put through what I call a 'trial bedding.' I'll probably kiss him and do enough to realize that he's risen to the occasion, but definitely won't let him go all the way," she tells Spa! "If he can't stand that, I'll do him once and never see him again, but if he can put up with the first night of nothing, I'll give him some really wonderful service every time after that."

Way to stick to your convictions, girl. Also, good job at not being a sex object.

Rob (Of course, I guess in a place like Japan, you have to take baby steps when it comes to women's lib)
 
2003-12-20 07:09:07 PM  
Pluvius
So these women fight against male oppression by farking them harder?

Shhhhhhh!!! Let them think what they want, damn it!
 
2003-12-20 07:10:04 PM  
shiat, Fark It found an even better quote. This article is filled with them.

Rob
 
2003-12-20 07:11:56 PM  
Ryann Connell rules
 
2003-12-20 07:12:56 PM  
 
2003-12-20 07:13:23 PM  
"The Mainichi Daily News cannot be held responsible for the contents of the original articles, nor does it guarantee their accuracy.
 
2003-12-20 07:20:38 PM  
Whores.
 
2003-12-20 07:22:10 PM  
I didn't know Nicole Richie was Japanese...
 
2003-12-20 07:26:07 PM  
"I always used to get invites to take part in orgies held by a temporary employment agency.

WTF???

Temp agency sponsored ORGIES?!?
 
2003-12-20 07:27:32 PM  
What a load of shiat. This stuff's as bad as Askmen.com.
 
2003-12-20 07:28:40 PM  
Cool!
 
2003-12-20 07:29:29 PM  
themeaningoflifeisnot
What a load of shiat. This stuff's as bad as Askmen.com.

True, albeit infinitely more fappable.
 
2003-12-20 07:29:36 PM  
Much to the disgust of most women, for loads of young guys part of the appeal of sex is being able to brag about conquests when getting together with a group of buddies.

[image from funone.com too old to be available]
 
2003-12-20 07:33:11 PM  
"I always tell my friends that it's better to say 'I did him,' than 'he did me.'

"Last night... Lois was... the man."

/family guy
 
2003-12-20 07:35:19 PM  
She took on SIX at once. I bet she whistled when she walked after that, if you know what I mean.
 
2003-12-20 07:36:01 PM  
i'm moving to china in feb...let's hope the same things happen there :)
 
2003-12-20 07:36:33 PM  
Ah well, in for a sheep, in for a goat, or something.
 
2003-12-20 07:38:25 PM  
Well, any girl that takes on six guys in an orgy is probably going to give one guy a "rough ride".
 
2003-12-20 07:38:54 PM  
Goddamn slants.
 
2003-12-20 07:41:20 PM  
2003-12-20 07:38:25 PM Dyyys


Well, any girl that takes on six guys in an orgy is probably going to give one guy a "rough ride".


After taking on six guys, I'm sure it's a workout just to hit the sides.
 
2003-12-20 07:52:41 PM  
just for logistical purposes...

"I always used to get invites to take part in orgies held by a temporary employment agency. It was supposed to be six on six, but the old guys always used to head straight for me. 'In for a sheep, in for a lamb' I thought, and took on all six."

All six would be... 1 V, 1A, 1 Left Hand, 1 Right Hand, 1 between the t1ts, 1 in the mouth. I think.
 
2003-12-20 07:57:17 PM  
this thread reeks of testosterone.
 
2003-12-20 08:01:03 PM  
I farted. Does that help?
 
2003-12-20 08:04:20 PM  
Llived in Japan 15 years. I was married. Do not go to Japan married. Do not leave Japan married.


BWWHHHHAAAAAAHHHHWAAHAHAHAHWAWWWHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
 
2003-12-20 08:06:01 PM  
me so horny, me so horny
me love you long time
 
2003-12-20 08:09:30 PM  
It's like Japan's the yin to Hollywood's yang... I think...
 
2003-12-20 08:12:06 PM  
Aw, Rod: you never heard of DVDA? Then 2 in the mouffff and she can have her hands free to flap like the free bird she is.
 
2003-12-20 08:32:56 PM  
These links are the best, how dare you compare them to Askmen.com?

Fark should just hire their headline writer and put the rest of you schmucks out of business.
 
2003-12-20 08:34:04 PM  
Where Ayane keeps younger guys on a string and lets everybody know about it, 25-year-old Miki Yoshioka prefers to dabble in dapper, mature types following her initiation during her schooldays at the hands of a doctor almost three times her age and a swathe of men once she hit Tokyo for university.

"It's a bit hard nowadays, but I had all the energy in the world when I was a student and must have gone through about 100 guys.


I can't remember the name for this, but is it Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?
 
2003-12-20 08:38:44 PM  
I can't remember the name for this, but is it Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?

Its not Constant Cock Needed In Her Vag Syndrome?

I know a lot of girls in my college like that.
 
2003-12-20 08:59:10 PM  
...so the only guys interested in me are the older types who like to spoil me.

Wow, a woman who uses a man for his money in exchange for sex - that NEVER happens...

*sigh* - the struggle for depth goes on...
 
2003-12-20 09:03:16 PM  
"He even tried to make me wear only a dog collar while running a lap naked around the hotel where we were staying, but I wouldn't go that far,""

It's so hard to find women willing to do that. I know I've tried.
 
2003-12-20 09:10:43 PM  
(sigh)

Ride me like a Harley, then


/resigned
 
2003-12-20 09:18:29 PM  
For those who don't realize it yet: These articles are not real.

At least Steven Glass did a better job making up his quotes.
 
2003-12-20 09:31:47 PM  
Give me a g.odda.mn fu,c.kin-g break!!
 
2003-12-20 09:32:03 PM  
This many posts and not one with a link to Asian boobies?
 
2003-12-20 09:33:24 PM  
oops, my keyboard keys seem to have stuck. Oops.
 
2003-12-20 09:44:31 PM  
i no her sickness....its over compensating for her lack of self worth...
/slaps self for sounding intelligent
 
2003-12-20 09:54:47 PM  
This article is definitely bogus. My too-good-to-be-true alarm went off before I got through half the article.

BTW

Funniest thread in a long time.

You guys are thinking all wrong. We import the Japanese women, and export the women that're here and disliked. For example, we can trade Ayane Fujita for, say, Oprah.

Come to think of it, we should trade based on weight; you know, just so we can truly call it even.


LMAO
 
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