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2013-03-14 01:43:48 PM
I love porn.
 
2013-03-14 01:47:30 PM
Only if it destroys lives.
 
2013-03-14 02:03:52 PM

exick: Only if it destroys lives.


Well, they're not mating anymore, so it's not only destroying lives, but an entire species.
 
2013-03-14 02:05:01 PM
Brings a whoile new meaning to "Eats, shoots, and leaves"
 
2013-03-14 02:22:12 PM
Black and whites like the pink?
 
2013-03-14 02:23:07 PM
What panda porn might look like:

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-14 02:23:57 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Brings a whoile new meaning to "Eats, shoots, and leaves"


*snerk*
 
2013-03-14 02:25:02 PM
Lemme guess furry thread?
 
2013-03-14 02:28:55 PM
Looks like a job for Sexual Harassment Panda.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-14 02:29:43 PM
DON'T.  I mean, DON'T google "panda porn" without safe search on.
 
2013-03-14 02:30:41 PM
Eats, shoots, and leaves
 
2013-03-14 02:30:57 PM

megarian: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Brings a whoile new meaning to "Eats, shoots, and leaves"

*snerk*


Win!
 
2013-03-14 02:32:08 PM

dryknife: Eats, shoots, and leaves


I should read comments first.
 
2013-03-14 02:36:51 PM
Funny. I tried this with my wife and she said "ewwwwww" and left for an unscheduled 2-week "vacation" at her mother's.
 
2013-03-14 02:38:33 PM
Sounds like old Ming Ling got paired up with an ironbox. I can hear her now..."Don't be trying to shoot that shiat on my muzzle just because the slut on the tape allowed it to happen. NO, I will NOT be doing it human-style."
 
2013-03-14 02:38:50 PM
*sigh*

fap
 
2013-03-14 02:39:56 PM

Elegy: Funny. I tried this with my wife and she said "ewwwwww" and left for an unscheduled 2-week "vacation" at her mother's boyfriend's house.


FTFY
 
2013-03-14 02:40:05 PM
She was just nervous of yongyong's king schlong ding dong goin all ping pong in her ching chong
 
2013-03-14 02:40:20 PM

Elegy: Funny. I tried this with my wife and she said "ewwwwww" and left for an unscheduled 2-week "vacation" at her mother's.


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
2013-03-14 02:40:38 PM
That reminds me, a new Shirokuma Cafe comes out today.
 
2013-03-14 02:47:57 PM
I saw porn once.
 
2013-03-14 02:48:02 PM
Do they love it enough TO farkING BREED?!?!
 
2013-03-14 02:49:55 PM

Elegy: Funny. I tried this with my wife and she said "ewwwwww" and left for an unscheduled 2-week "vacation" at her mother's.


Some times men and women have different ideas about sex.  When she gives you that sly smile and says "lets try something different tonight." you start thinking about light bondage and a video camera she is thinking about a night light in the bedroom.
 
2013-03-14 03:00:29 PM
They'd better, or Tyler Durden is going to fark them up.
 
2013-03-14 03:00:33 PM
"I have no emotional stake in panda-farking" - George Carlin.
 
2013-03-14 03:04:57 PM
www.konicaminolta.com

Me so horny...me love you long time!
 
2013-03-14 03:08:20 PM
Sure. YOU go up to the panda and tell it to go Yiff in Hell.
 
2013-03-14 03:09:30 PM
I'm hornier than the average bear!

and / or

Did he get his start looking at Panda womens underwear in the Sears catalog? Or maybe looking at his sister's Panda Cosmo Magazine?
 
2013-03-14 03:17:10 PM
I'm trying to kick the porn habit, so I'm getting a kick

/resetting counter back to "0"
//damn you pornhub
///bless you pornhub?
 
2013-03-14 03:20:27 PM
They got the John Holmes of the panda world. He does all the panda Hoes - black, white, black and white...
 
2013-03-14 03:28:04 PM
Most of my porn also involves two black eyes.
 
2013-03-14 03:28:50 PM

NutWrench: "I have no emotional stake in panda-farking" - George Carlin.


YES!  First quote went through my mind.
 
2013-03-14 03:29:35 PM
 
2013-03-14 03:34:43 PM
I'll bet the male panda doesn't even call her afterwards.
 
2013-03-14 03:35:42 PM

Elegy: Funny. I tried this with my wife and she said "ewwwwww" and left for an unscheduled 2-week "vacation" at her mother's.


My GF said "Any chick that says she doesn't like porn is a liar."
 
2013-03-14 03:36:36 PM
I thought this was going to be about the pandas in Edinburgh Zoo. Who also aren't mating. But it seems the strategy there is still to stand outside their enclosure shouting MON, BIG MAN! GET IN THERE, SON!

One day it might work.
 
2013-03-14 03:44:10 PM
Did someone say Panda furry Porn?
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-03-14 04:05:37 PM

blatz514: I saw porn once.


Me too. When I was 11. Then I kept watching. Now here I am...

/porn
 
2013-03-14 04:14:23 PM

MythDragon: Did someone say Panda furry Porn?
[fc09.deviantart.net image 600x1036]


I suddenly feel like Chinese food.
 
2013-03-14 04:20:08 PM
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
 
2013-03-14 04:29:25 PM

Pair-o-Dice: Elegy: Funny. I tried this with my wife and she said "ewwwwww" and left for an unscheduled 2-week "vacation" at her mother's.

My GF said "Any chick that says she doesn't like porn is a liar."


Or can't find anything close to what she's really into.
I'm a pretty strong masochist but I'm not really submissive. Hard to find stuff outside of scenes from actual movies I can get into.

/yes I've looked
//guy friends more familiar with such searches have looked for me too
 
2013-03-14 04:49:08 PM

jfivealive: She was just nervous of yongyong's king schlong ding dong goin all ping pong in her ching chong


Best post in thread!

/made me gigglesnort
 
2013-03-14 05:04:40 PM

jfivealive: She was just nervous of yongyong's king schlong ding dong goin all ping pong in her ching chong


Thank you for making my entire physics class look at me after busting up laughing.
 
2013-03-14 05:16:49 PM

palelizard: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.


Remember, we're not supposed to talk about it.
 
2013-03-14 05:17:53 PM
Two pandas, one cup?
 
2013-03-14 08:36:02 PM
Came for a James Deen reference.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-03-14 08:44:26 PM

MythDragon: Did someone say Panda furry Porn?


Gah, that head.  Something ghastly about it.

i37.photobucket.com
(hot)

Ahh, much better.

/Pandaren are the best.
//Curvy girls for the farking win
 
2013-03-14 09:23:17 PM
Was it Japanese Hentai anime panda porn? That only turns some specie on.
 
2013-03-15 12:21:34 AM

exick: Only if it destroys lives.


ther1pp3r: They got the John Holmes of the panda world. He does all the panda Hoes - black, white, black and white...


ISWYDT

/Birbigs = awesome
 
2013-03-15 12:41:01 AM
I'd fark a panda.
 
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