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(Mansfield News Journal)   Normally Not News: Woman gets her high school diploma. FARK: She is 106 years old   (mansfieldnewsjournal.com) divider line 70
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2013-03-14 01:05:39 PM
Good for her!  Expected Florida though.
 
2013-03-14 01:05:56 PM
FIrst!

/thought this was Yahoo answers
 
2013-03-14 01:07:32 PM
As for the article, no colleges will accept her.
 
2013-03-14 01:09:15 PM
Old School
 
2013-03-14 01:11:31 PM
shiat that's a lotta getting held back.
 
2013-03-14 01:11:37 PM
She should seriously start thinking about starting a family now that she has a decent education.
 
2013-03-14 01:13:49 PM
Was it lost in the mail?
/DNRTFA
//Actually love the USPS.
///I hear slashies come in threes.
 
2013-03-14 01:15:21 PM
Eh. She'd still probably turn me down if I asked her to prom.
 
2013-03-14 01:16:44 PM
good, now here earnings and life expectancy should go up.
 
2013-03-14 01:16:54 PM
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school.
 
2013-03-14 01:17:31 PM

Jimmysolson: Was it lost in the mail?
/DNRTFA
//Actually love the USPS.
///I hear slashies come in threes.


they mostly come out at night...mostly

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-14 01:18:26 PM
I bet she was a real pain in the ass to the US History teacher.

"Well, no, that's not exactly how I remember it..."

SHUT UP YOU OLD biatch!  NOBODY CARES!
 
2013-03-14 01:18:27 PM
That's one senior prom date I don't want to see naked
 
2013-03-14 01:19:42 PM

spentmiles: I bet she was a real pain in the ass to the US History teacher.

"Well, no, that's not exactly how I remember it..."

SHUT UP YOU OLD biatch!  NOBODY CARES!


Thank you for reminding me of every non-trad I ever shared a college class with.
 
2013-03-14 01:20:27 PM
What's the point?
 
2013-03-14 01:20:29 PM

Smeggy Smurf: That's one senior prom date I don't want to see naked


I bet it's hairless.  And not on purpose.
 
2013-03-14 01:21:01 PM
If she'd finished when most people do, she'd have had a lot less history to memorize.
 
2013-03-14 01:22:05 PM
THANK GOD!! Finally!  a high school chick we can think of naked without having any moral problems
 
2013-03-14 01:22:13 PM
I bet the language arts teacher kept flunking her. I had a teacher like that.
 
2013-03-14 01:22:28 PM
Wooderson: Naw, man. That's what I like about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age.
 
2013-03-14 01:22:54 PM
I wonder if she had to walk to school uphill both ways everyday for a hundred or so years.
 
2013-03-14 01:23:19 PM
"You know what I love about high school?

You get older, but the girls stay th- ...Uh."
 
2013-03-14 01:24:04 PM

flynn80: Wooderson: Naw, man. That's what I like about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age.


*shakes tiny fist of unfathomable rage*
 
2013-03-14 01:24:53 PM

EyeballKid: spentmiles: I bet she was a real pain in the ass to the US History teacher.

"Well, no, that's not exactly how I remember it..."

SHUT UP YOU OLD biatch!  NOBODY CARES!

Thank you for reminding me of every non-trad I ever shared a college class with.


Ditto. There's a time to share your life experiences, it's called "office hours."
 
2013-03-14 01:25:47 PM

Master Sphincter: FIrst!

/thought this was Yahoo answers


nelsonhaha.jpg
 
2013-03-14 01:26:46 PM
It took long enough. I guess the administration was serious about their threats to students who threw their caps on stage or participated in any sort of tom foolery.
 
2013-03-14 01:29:30 PM
Ive only meet like 1 106 year old before.

He rolled hit own non filter cigs that he chain smoked and drank a quart of whisky everyday. He died of complications from a gunshot wound he had recieved as a sheriffs deputy like 80 years earlier. He is the Dos Equis guy's father.
 
2013-03-14 01:30:40 PM
Where does this fall in the teacher/student sex scandal chart?

...how about with mayonnaise?
 
2013-03-14 01:31:38 PM
www.charlesprogers.com
 
2013-03-14 01:38:22 PM
now she qualifies for a menial job she will never get because she's too old
 
2013-03-14 01:39:33 PM
gotta try and bang before all the college frat guys get to her
 
2013-03-14 01:41:32 PM
I don't always graduate from high school.  But when I do, I'm older than dirt.
 
2013-03-14 01:42:45 PM

spentmiles: Smeggy Smurf: That's one senior prom date I don't want to see naked

I bet it's hairless.  And not on purpose.


Now I want to take a look to see if you're right
 
2013-03-14 01:58:32 PM

Smeggy Smurf: spentmiles: Smeggy Smurf: That's one senior prom date I don't want to see naked

I bet it's hairless.  And not on purpose.

Now I want to take a look to see if you're right


Well, she's in bed waiting for you
 
2013-03-14 01:58:34 PM
content7.flixster.com
/ Does not approve...
 
2013-03-14 02:02:35 PM

Smeggy Smurf: spentmiles: Smeggy Smurf: That's one senior prom date I don't want to see naked

I bet it's hairless.  And not on purpose.

Now I want to take a look to see if you're right


abc6onyourside.com

Looks like she earned her diploma on her back.
 
2013-03-14 02:08:36 PM
You know what?  testing her and whatnot to give her a diploma is just..mean.  Can't you say that living life and having that life wisdom is worth a POS paper?
 
2013-03-14 02:09:21 PM
now she'll have something Ricky will never have: his grade 12.
 
2013-03-14 02:18:55 PM

Fallout Boy: now she'll have something Ricky will never have: his grade 12.


*snert*
 
2013-03-14 02:20:52 PM
Was she named Prom Queen Mother?
 
2013-03-14 02:23:35 PM

fat boy: Smeggy Smurf: spentmiles: Smeggy Smurf: That's one senior prom date I don't want to see naked

I bet it's hairless.  And not on purpose.

Now I want to take a look to see if you're right

Well, she's in bed waiting for you


BIE first
EIP
 
2013-03-14 03:11:42 PM

TheOther: Smeggy Smurf: spentmiles: Smeggy Smurf: That's one senior prom date I don't want to see naked

I bet it's hairless.  And not on purpose.

Now I want to take a look to see if you're right

[abc6onyourside.com image 363x253]

Looks like she earned her diploma on her back.


If she'd been more willing to hit her knees, she could have gotten the diploma 88 years ago.
 
2013-03-14 03:13:45 PM
It's safe to say she is the only member of her class who is still alive.

It's safe to say she is the only member of her class who is still alive.


It's safe to say she is the only member of her class who is still alive.
 
2013-03-14 03:19:02 PM
That's really going to come in handy.
 
2013-03-14 03:20:54 PM
For those who didn't read the article carefully:

She didn't actually take any courses as a centenarian.  Rather, the school board voted to give her a diploma for completing almost all her requirements in 1925, figuring if she lived to be 106 they can overlook a missed reading assignment.

/wonders what the book is
 
2013-03-14 03:22:02 PM

give me doughnuts: TheOther: Smeggy Smurf: spentmiles: Smeggy Smurf: That's one senior prom date I don't want to see naked

I bet it's hairless.  And not on purpose.

Now I want to take a look to see if you're right

[abc6onyourside.com image 363x253]

Looks like she earned her diploma on her back.

If she'd been more willing to hit her knees, she could have gotten the diploma 88 years ago.


You finish and quit it.  Let First Alert come get her back on her feet.  Pimp ride, holla.
 
2013-03-14 03:22:09 PM
I'm betting against her showing up for any if the reunions.
 
2013-03-14 03:24:43 PM
She is actually pretty smart.

#1 wait until close to death to get High School Diploma
#2 apply to expensive college and get Student Loans
#3 get money to donate to televangelist
 
2013-03-14 03:25:34 PM
Sadly, it took her 15 years before she figured out how to turn on her handheld calculator.
 
2013-03-14 03:28:45 PM

aerojockey: For those who didn't read the article carefully:

She didn't actually take any courses as a centenarian.  Rather, the school board voted to give her a diploma for completing almost all her requirements in 1925, figuring if she lived to be 106 they can overlook a missed reading assignment.

/wonders what the book is


The orginal print Bible, Volume 1, on stone tablets.
 
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