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(Short List)   Chinese install emergency spiral slide down apartment block stairwell. Residents praying for arson   (shortlist.com) divider line 62
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2013-03-14 01:51:33 PM

mjjt: Imagine if they'd had that on the WTC

I know, some lard arse wd have blocked it in the first 5 minutes, but just think of the exit velocity of someone coming down from the 70th floor

(and don't bother telling me it wouldn't happen that way)


It better have KY jelly flowing down it like a water slide just to make sure fatties dont get stuck.
 
2013-03-14 02:00:32 PM
Oh, I wish someone would dump a 144 count case full of superballs in the top of it and have someone else film the result at the bottom.  That would be sweet
 
2013-03-14 02:05:30 PM
"So wiw da body count from crushing be more or da same as from da fire?"

"Who cares, der a biwion of dem."
 
2013-03-14 02:34:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF3BXL1cQYY&t=1m38s

Why does only ONE kid use the fire slide in the Dazed And Confused "School's Out For Summer" riot??
 
2013-03-14 02:49:49 PM
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2013-03-14 02:53:09 PM

pute kisses like a man: tricycleracer: bdub77: Because when it's hot and burning in a building there's nothing I go to faster than something long and heat conductive.

Hey, the mandated fire stairs at my condo are made of wood.

i don't think you're supposed to use the fire escape if the fire escape is the part of the building that's on fire.  and if the whole building's on fire, you're dead no matter what the fire escape is made out of.  the fire escape is like the parking brake.  it's better than nothing in the event that your real brakes stopped working.


Seems to be that it could lead to someone using the slide on the top, non-burning floor and sliding into the burning floor without the opportunity to stop.
 
2013-03-14 03:22:39 PM

kittiekat21: Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


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Wwwwwweeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiii!!
 
2013-03-14 03:25:33 PM

mjjt: Imagine if they'd had that on the WTC

I know, some lard arse wd have blocked it in the first 5 minutes, but just think of the exit velocity of someone coming down from the 70th floor

(and don't bother telling me it wouldn't happen that way)


ooofph.  Imagine the friction burn though.  Nothing like getting to the bottom with your pants... ON FIRE.
 
2013-03-14 03:27:12 PM

bdub77: Because when it's hot and burning in a building there's nothing I go to faster than something long and heat conductive.


It's kinda like an Ice Luge for shots but for a cannibal BBQ.
 
2013-03-14 06:50:43 PM
looks like a great hiding place to stick used gum... DOH
 
2013-03-14 07:32:43 PM
Anyone who has ever tried using a metal slide on a hot summer day sees a problem with this.
 
2013-03-14 08:10:38 PM
For anyone who has ever been to China you probably noticed most of the buildings are made almost entirely of metal and concrete, so I'm not exactly sure what is going to burn.
 
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