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(The Atlantic)   Those Ukrainian killer dolphins? Turns out they're not really "on the loose" but the question still needs to be asked, WHY ARE WE MAKING KILLER DOLPHINS?   ( divider line
    More: Followup, killer, Ukrainian, beluga whale, Werner Herzog, First Hour  
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3329 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2013 at 9:22 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-14 12:59:37 PM  
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FullMetalPanda: You know those Soviet dog bombs?  How did they get them to only go under the German tanks?  I mean how the fark would a dog know the difference between a T34 and a Panther?

Germans smell like sausage.
2013-03-14 11:24:50 AM  
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Did they say "so long and thanks for all the fish" before they swam off on their murderous plot?
2013-03-14 09:42:28 AM  
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Because we can't afford a killer dolphin gap!
2013-03-14 09:00:33 AM  
1 vote:
To fight the sharks with the frickin' lasers on their heads, of course.
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