FullMetalPanda: The Ukrainian navy's dolphin program has a long pedigree. The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists noted that trainers there inherited the Soviet military's 70 trained dolphins after the Soviet Union collapsed. Some of them were retrained to help with child therapy and other civilian tasks. The others?What other farking Civilian tasks can dolphins do besides rape you?
Ennuipoet: To fight the sharks with the frickin' lasers on their heads, of course.
Gunderson: The US have been using dolphins for warfare for over half a century, subbyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_dolphin
FullMetalPanda: You know those Soviet dog bombs? How did they get them to only go under the German tanks? I mean how the fark would a dog know the difference between a T34 and a Panther?
coinspinner: This one didn't even have a knife.
gopher321: Wrong! To combat the Brotherhood of Nod's Giant Squid of course!
ZeroCorpse: FullMetalPanda: You know those Soviet dog bombs? How did they get them to only go under the German tanks? I mean how the fark would a dog know the difference between a T34 and a Panther?Germans smell like sausage.
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