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(Daily Mail)   Kevin Smith takes on the Burly Beaver, a Canadian sandwich with 21,430 calories and 2,540 grams of fat. Did he finish? Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 88
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2013-03-14 09:09:56 AM  
What a fat-laden distrusting pile of crap. Also, that sandwich looks pretty nasty.
 
2013-03-14 09:11:06 AM  
5 1/2 pounds of fat? Silent Bob will soon be Gasping Bob.
 
2013-03-14 09:13:59 AM  
He probably asked for seconds.

/fat bastard
 
2013-03-14 09:14:39 AM  
www.choosy-beggars.com

"Amateur"
 
2013-03-14 09:21:35 AM  
Wasn't he in Clerks?
 
2013-03-14 09:26:08 AM  
Not surprised this is coming from the Epic Meal Time crew. Those guys are good at stacking food but I would hardly call what they make edible.
 
2013-03-14 09:26:57 AM  
So I take it he's trying to beat Marlin Brando's record for fattest person in Hollywood
 
2013-03-14 09:31:38 AM  
I get really tired of looking at Kevin Smith and his silly friends on the AMC commercial breaks during The Walking Dead. How do you make comics unappealing even to an avid reader of comics?
 
2013-03-14 09:32:48 AM  
why is he always wearing that same damn jersey
 
2013-03-14 09:36:01 AM  
That made my heart stop just looking at it. This must be the first shot in the great US/Canada war. They are fatting us up..........more.
 
2013-03-14 09:40:37 AM  

kumanoki: I get really tired of looking at Kevin Smith and his silly friends on the AMC commercial breaks during The Walking Dead. How do you make comics unappealing even to an avid reader of comics?


Funny, I was hoping that I wasn't the only one thinking this
 
2013-03-14 09:41:55 AM  
2540*9 = 22860 calories from the fat alone.

There must be a rounding error.
 
2013-03-14 09:42:39 AM  
The sloppy Roethlisberger was roughly 6.5 Burly Beavers. Something like 138,000 calories.
 
2013-03-14 09:48:04 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: So I take it he's trying to beat Marlin Brando's record for fattest person in Hollywood


I thought he lost a significant amount of weight after some airline problem a while ago.

Still, there's no joy in eating a sandwich like that. Ten minutes into the journey, it's cold.  Who enjoys eating cold fatty meat?
 
2013-03-14 09:48:47 AM  

thecpt: why is he always wearing that same damn jersey


It's stuck to him...
 
2013-03-14 09:53:18 AM  

Free Radical: [www.choosy-beggars.com image 473x366]

"Amateur"


Dammit, now I'm reading the article in his voice.

"I'm in Montreal here to take on the MAMMOTH pile of POUTINE known as the BUSTY BEAVER! If I can complete this challenge, I'll receive my name on the WALL OF FAME, an ILL FITTING T-SHIRT and enough cholesterol to cure NIEMANN-PICK DISEASE!"
 
2013-03-14 09:55:33 AM  

syrynxx: MyKingdomForYourHorse: So I take it he's trying to beat Marlin Brando's record for fattest person in Hollywood

I thought he lost a significant amount of weight after some airline problem a while ago.

Still, there's no joy in eating a sandwich like that. Ten minutes into the journey, it's cold.  Who enjoys eating cold fatty meat?


My mom!
images.wikia.com
 
2013-03-14 09:56:06 AM  

syrynxx: I thought he lost a significant amount of weight after some airline problem a while ago.


He has a recently released talk special where he goes on to say he tries to never fly and instead takes a train or drives now, but yeah back in 2010? He dropped a few pounds.
 
2013-03-14 09:56:54 AM  
What an embarrassment to our great mediocre nation.
 
2013-03-14 10:02:40 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: kumanoki: I get really tired of looking at Kevin Smith and his silly friends on the AMC commercial breaks during The Walking Dead. How do you make comics unappealing even to an avid reader of comics?

Funny, I was hoping that I wasn't the only one thinking this


I think it's actually tolerable because of Bryan Johnson. Walt Flanagan is downright annoying and the other two are just meh
 
2013-03-14 10:18:18 AM  
Are you kidding? Comic Book Men is cooked more than that sandwich.
It is scripted and produced.
it sucks.
BTW i used to shop at the Secret Stash in Redbank. Jay has rung me up on many occasions.
 
2013-03-14 10:34:42 AM  
i normally don't even consider a burly beaver until it's  three am and I'm so hammered that I won't care what she looks like in the morning.
 
2013-03-14 10:46:50 AM  
God I hate those gimmick sandwiches. It's not a farking sandwich, it's a pile of meat with a piece of bread under it
 
2013-03-14 10:56:40 AM  

abhorrent1: God I hate those gimmick sandwiches. It's not a farking sandwich, it's a pile of meat with a piece of bread under it


I think that might be the definition of sandwich.
 
2013-03-14 11:07:37 AM  

thecpt: why is he always wearing that same damn jersey


I think that's the only article of clothing he owns. Seriously. He's posted a pic of his closet and that's all that was in there, a ton of the same jersey.
 
2013-03-14 11:17:12 AM  
Smart.
 
2013-03-14 11:23:43 AM  

abhorrent1: God I hate those gimmick sandwiches. It's not a farking sandwich, it's a pile of meat with a piece of bread under it


Be sure to check out my "Split Loaf of Sourdough with a Can of Crisco, 3lbs of Butter, a pound of Fried Pork Brains Ubersammich"!
 
2013-03-14 11:25:04 AM  
I dislike most of his movies, time has not treated them well.  I do not wish anything bad for Kevin Smith, but he goin' die soon.

/Shut up, Jason Lee
 
2013-03-14 11:26:19 AM  
He really should have stopped after J&SBSB
 
2013-03-14 11:26:27 AM  

tricycleracer: abhorrent1: God I hate those gimmick sandwiches. It's not a farking sandwich, it's a pile of meat with a piece of bread under it

Be sure to check out my "Split Loaf of Sourdough with a Can of Crisco, 3lbs of Butter, a pound of Fried Pork Brains Ubersammich"!


You forgot to mention the dozen-egg omelet wrapper.
 
2013-03-14 11:32:03 AM  
How much does it weigh?  Is it possible for a pound of food to contain more than 3,500 calories?
 
2013-03-14 11:38:03 AM  

Sybarite: What a fat-laden distrusting pile of crap. Also, that sandwich looks pretty nasty.


distrusting?
 
2013-03-14 11:41:46 AM  
I think you all missed something.  The guy in the bacon tee shirt helping cook is Freddie Mercury
 
2013-03-14 11:42:26 AM  

havocmike: He really should have stopped after J&SBSB


I do wonder what it must feel like to pull a Orson Wells. Just knowing that you spent your entire creative wad right at the beginning of your career. The directorial debut as the high water mark. Diminishing returns.
 
2013-03-14 11:43:47 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: kumanoki: I get really tired of looking at Kevin Smith and his silly friends on the AMC commercial breaks during The Walking Dead. How do you make comics unappealing even to an avid reader of comics?

Funny, I was hoping that I wasn't the only one thinking this


No, not the only one. I'm a fan of Smith's earlier stuff and I like comic books and memorabilia but those people are such collossal douchebags that I can't bring myself to watch the show, as hard as I try.
 
2013-03-14 11:52:44 AM  

Mugato: No, not the only one. I'm a fan of Smith's earlier stuff and I like comic books and memorabilia but those people are such collossal douchebags that I can't bring myself to watch the show, as hard as I try.


You know, I can tell we're going to get along. You are getting fav'd and green'd, sir.
 
2013-03-14 11:59:30 AM  
Maybe he is trying to eat himself to death so he doesn't have to admit that he hasn't had an original idea or a movie worth making since Dogma.
 
2013-03-14 12:17:16 PM  

kumanoki: syrynxx: MyKingdomForYourHorse: So I take it he's trying to beat Marlin Brando's record for fattest person in Hollywood

I thought he lost a significant amount of weight after some airline problem a while ago.

Still, there's no joy in eating a sandwich like that. Ten minutes into the journey, it's cold.  Who enjoys eating cold fatty meat?

My mom!
[images.wikia.com image 480x360]


*removes shirt, twirls shirt overhead*  WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!
 
2013-03-14 12:17:33 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-03-14 12:20:27 PM  
I thought "Burly Beaver" was a new release on YouPorn.
 
2013-03-14 12:24:52 PM  

Mugato: MyKingdomForYourHorse: kumanoki: I get really tired of looking at Kevin Smith and his silly friends on the AMC commercial breaks during The Walking Dead. How do you make comics unappealing even to an avid reader of comics?

Funny, I was hoping that I wasn't the only one thinking this

No, not the only one. I'm a fan of Smith's earlier stuff and I like comic books and memorabilia but those people are such collossal douchebags that I can't bring myself to watch the show, as hard as I try.


I think i watched 2 or 3 episodes, the last one i watched they were in the parking lot of that dirt mall featured in mall rats... damn, i like Kev, met the guy once, he's really cool in person, but that show sux ass... His show "The Spoilers" on hulu isn't bad, it's basically a talk show where he takes his audience to a movie premiere and then gets their opinions on the movie, then has a special guest on and interviews them in a very Arsinio Hall sort of way... I learned from that show that the lead singer of my chemical romance has a  degree in comic book art, and published his own comic book that won awards...

But i absolutely HATE reality tv... and this show reeked of "scripted reality" and played out like an episode of pawn stars...
 
2013-03-14 12:29:39 PM  
The Lions just signed a big free agent RB.....so Kevin Smith is probably being distressed over losing his job in DET and wants to eat his way out of depression
 
2013-03-14 12:31:35 PM  

CeroX: But i absolutely HATE reality tv... and this show reeked of "scripted reality" and played out like an episode of pawn stars...


Since they have a token Asian guy, I thought it was more like "Miami Ink."
 
2013-03-14 12:41:18 PM  

give me doughnuts: CeroX: But i absolutely HATE reality tv... and this show reeked of "scripted reality" and played out like an episode of pawn stars...

Since they have a token Asian guy, I thought it was more like "Miami Ink."


Never seen miami ink... i've seen a couple episodes of pawn stars at my father-in-law's house, and the two shows seem really similar... here's a guy bringing in something he thinks is really valuable and is over confident in his belief, lets have the "appraisers" show him just how wrong he is... Here's a guy who has no idea what sort of treasure he has been holding onto even though it is in pristine condition, sealed in a shatterproof box and signed by someone very important to the release of the item, let's see how shocked he is when the "appraiser" tells him it's worth $35k...
 
2013-03-14 12:44:48 PM  

AeAe: Sybarite: What a fat-laden distrusting pile of crap. Also, that sandwich looks pretty nasty.

distrusting?



Curse you autocorrect!
 
2013-03-14 12:45:25 PM  
<meh> Lost interest when I RTA and found out that "Burly Beaver"  wasn't referring to Kirstie Alley
 
2013-03-14 12:55:40 PM  

kumanoki: havocmike: He really should have stopped after J&SBSB

I do wonder what it must feel like to pull a Orson Wells. Just knowing that you spent your entire creative wad right at the beginning of your career. The directorial debut as the high water mark. Diminishing returns.


I have to think being a one hit wonder is better than being a never was.

Maybe it torments him that nothing he ever does will live up
to his initial success. But at least he had that, which is more than can be said of untold numbers of people who never influence anything more significant than the dirt it takes to bury them.
 
2013-03-14 01:04:20 PM  
Does Kevin Smith not want to live to see his daughter grow up?
 
2013-03-14 01:04:52 PM  
"...on an expedition to the fabled Canadas, long thought to be uninhabitable by man..."
 
2013-03-14 01:08:01 PM  

js34603: kumanoki: havocmike: He really should have stopped after J&SBSB

I do wonder what it must feel like to pull a Orson Wells. Just knowing that you spent your entire creative wad right at the beginning of your career. The directorial debut as the high water mark. Diminishing returns.

I have to think being a one hit wonder is better than being a never was.

Maybe it torments him that nothing he ever does will live up
to his initial success. But at least he had that, which is more than can be said of untold numbers of people who never influence anything more significant than the dirt it takes to bury them.


I don't know, his movies might not be "timeless", but very few movies really are... i know he's a big john hughes fan and his early movies are a grungier 90's homage to the hughes style, but honestly only time will tell if clerks and mall rats live up to the breakfast club and pretty in pink as a  cult classic status or not... i can't think of any other 90's movies that come close right now...
 
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