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(WLFI Lafayette)   Man found guilty of Shake Weight beating - surprisingly not a euphemism   (wlfi.com) divider line 15
    More: Followup, Shake Weight, found guilty, West Lafayette, Porter County  
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2605 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2013 at 9:05 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-14 08:40:18 AM  
Wait, are those things real?  I thought it was a South Park parody on just "exercise" equipment.
 
2013-03-14 09:08:39 AM  

FullMetalPanda: Wait, are those things real?  I thought it was a South Park parody on just "exercise" equipment.


No, we live in a world where those things are 100% no-shiat real.
 
2013-03-14 09:09:00 AM  
Pretty brutal and done while a protective order was in place, probably should have gotten more time.  Maybe someone will kindly push his face in while he's away.
 
2013-03-14 09:09:13 AM  

FullMetalPanda: Wait, are those things real?  I thought it was a South Park parody on just "exercise" equipment.


No, they exist.

/if that motion is so great for building muscle why aren't I Superman?
 
2013-03-14 09:14:31 AM  
FTA:

Medical records in the court documents reveal the victim suffered a hematoma to her head, a fracture to her right eye socket, a broken nose, a blowout fracture on her face, a concussion and multiple bruises.


Wow what a piece of shiat
 
2013-03-14 09:16:40 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-14 09:20:46 AM  

jfivealive: FTA:

Medical records in the court documents reveal the victim suffered a hematoma to her head, a fracture to her right eye socket, a broken nose, a blowout fracture on her face, a concussion and multiple bruises.


Wow what a piece of shiat


He won't change either. Put him down now. Sterilize him as well.
Sadly, this is a clear example of why restraining orders don't always work; sometimes it just makes them angrier and more determined.
 
2013-03-14 09:40:47 AM  
Dang. If only there were some piece of equipment that could physically level the playing field between the weak and strong. Preferably one that doesn't make all those hippies uncomfortable.
 
2013-03-14 09:45:27 AM  
"the victim suffered a hematoma to her head, a fracture to her right eye socket, a broken nose, a blowout fracture on her face, a concussion and multiple bruises."

There has to be a joke in there somewhere...
 
2013-03-14 10:35:55 AM  

Jeepman1974: "the victim suffered a hematoma to her head, a fracture to her right eye socket, a broken nose, a blowout fracture on her face, a concussion and multiple bruises."

There has to be a joke in there somewhere...


This is Fark, so I see where you were going with that, but no.  No there isn't.
 
2013-03-14 10:53:44 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-14 11:40:38 AM  
Did it make his biceps bigger?
 
2013-03-14 12:49:59 PM  

FatherChaos:


Activating sleep mode
 
2013-03-14 01:17:32 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-14 02:05:11 PM  

The Muthaship: Pretty brutal and done while a protective order was in place, probably should have gotten more time.  Maybe someone will kindly push his face in while he's away.


Hopefully they'll push more than his face in...
 
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