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(WikiHow)   Happy Pi Day, work out your tart proportions by tossing a hotdog down a hallway   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, hot dogs, body proportions  
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4175 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2013 at 9:20 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-14 09:24:08 AM  
2 votes:
This is completely irrational.
2013-03-14 06:01:25 PM  
1 vote:

Do the needful: Kenny B: [ image 500x375]

I though pie are square.

Only two pie are
2013-03-14 01:56:57 PM  
1 vote:

SisterMaryElephant: TNel: SuperChuck: Hyjamon: SisterMaryElephant: my boyfriend told me it was steak & BJ day.

did I just blow him for no good reason?

Yes, and he bought you flowers, chocolates and dinner a month ago for no good reason too.  I also notice you make no mention of the type of steak you prepared.

You are what is wrong with America.

If she did blow him for no good reason, she should be commended. No reason is the best reason for a BJ

But she said she only blew him because he said it was Steak and Blow Job day so she felt it was her duty to do it so no credit is needed.

seeking no credit.  picking up steak on the way home - lucky shiat will probably get another BJ tonite.

//he's a good man

You're doing it right. Spread the word
2013-03-14 01:00:20 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus christ, it's Steak and Blowjob Day.

No wonder most of you don't get laid
2013-03-14 12:44:19 PM  
1 vote:

BarkingUnicorn: The value of Pi is known to 10 trillion digits.  Thirty-nine is sufficient to calculate the size of the universe to the radius of an atom.

The human race needs a new hobby.

and only 42 digits to width of a Higgs Boson. Pretty amazing stuff, actually.
2013-03-14 10:46:31 AM  
1 vote:
"... In fewer steps than it takes to circumscribe your house in a circle of baguettes ..."

Stop writing.  Stop now.
2013-03-14 10:19:33 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-14 10:01:04 AM  
1 vote:
On my way to pick up 27 pre-ordered pies for work. We are a simple people.
2013-03-14 09:47:51 AM  
1 vote:

Wolfling: Sheesh... it hasn't been Pi day for about 400 years...

We've come full circle.
2013-03-14 09:38:30 AM  
1 vote:

8Fingers: Is this a joke about loose vaginas?

You're thinking of Hair Pi.
2013-03-14 09:26:01 AM  
1 vote:
"There are a couple of qualifications. First, it must be long, thin, and straight, like a frozen hot dog, for example. Second, it must be a reasonably stiff item. Third, it should be somewhere between 15 to 20 cm (6-8 inches) long; "

Go on....
2013-03-14 09:24:05 AM  
1 vote:
Actually, this video is more exciting to watch than reading that article.

No, seriously, I'd rather watch that all the way through a few times than see that article...
2013-03-14 09:17:23 AM  
1 vote:
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That's about average.

/From what I have heard.
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