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2013-03-14 09:16:06 AM
This is just stupid. Use unsharpened pencils. I have done this.
 
2013-03-14 09:17:23 AM
s23.postimage.org


That's about average.


/From what I have heard.
 
2013-03-14 09:22:11 AM
TFH is stupid.
 
2013-03-14 09:23:10 AM
Moderators asleep again?
 
2013-03-14 09:24:05 AM
Actually, this video is more exciting to watch than reading that article.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFv9gMynAII

No, seriously, I'd rather watch that all the way through a few times than see that article...
 
2013-03-14 09:24:08 AM
This is completely irrational.
 
2013-03-14 09:26:01 AM
"There are a couple of qualifications. First, it must be long, thin, and straight, like a frozen hot dog, for example. Second, it must be a reasonably stiff item. Third, it should be somewhere between 15 to 20 cm (6-8 inches) long; "

Go on....
 
2013-03-14 09:32:11 AM
I am only about 3.14159% interesting in the FA.
 
2013-03-14 09:34:12 AM
3.1
 
2013-03-14 09:34:55 AM

JackieRabbit: I am only about 3.14159% interesting in the FA.


I thought you were much more interesting than that.
 
2013-03-14 09:36:47 AM

show me: JackieRabbit: I am only about 3.14159% interesting in the FA.

I thought you were much more interesting than that.


3.14159265%?
 
2013-03-14 09:37:36 AM
Is this a joke about loose vaginas?
 
2013-03-14 09:38:30 AM

8Fingers: Is this a joke about loose vaginas?


You're thinking of Hair Pi.
 
2013-03-14 09:40:05 AM
Read this in "One, Two Three...Infinity" written in the 1960s by the great drunk (and scientist) George Gamow.  (Of Alpher, Bethe, Gamow fame.)  Using pencils, of course.

/PI IS EXACTLY THREE!
 
2013-03-14 09:41:05 AM

aevorea: show me: JackieRabbit: I am only about 3.14159% interesting in the FA.

I thought you were much more interesting than that.

3.14159265%?


Well, I don't know if I would go that far.
 
2013-03-14 09:43:34 AM

lake_huron: Read this in "One, Two Three...Infinity" written in the 1960s by the great drunk (and scientist) George Gamow.  (Of Alpher, Bethe, Gamow fame.)  Using pencils, of course.

/PI IS EXACTLY THREE!


I got that book at a used book fair when I was a wee lad and it changed my life.

/WTF do you mean, there is more than one infinity, and one is infinitely bigger than another? Blew my mind.
 
2013-03-14 09:44:35 AM
Sheesh... it hasn't been Pi day for about 400 years...
 
2013-03-14 09:46:05 AM
Hotdog? More like Buffon's needle...

(RTFA) oh, it is.
 
2013-03-14 09:47:51 AM

Wolfling: Sheesh... it hasn't been Pi day for about 400 years...


We've come full circle.
 
2013-03-14 09:50:29 AM
Weeners
 
2013-03-14 09:57:53 AM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-14 09:57:55 AM
So in 2 years this will be an even bigger deal, amirite?
 
2013-03-14 09:58:37 AM
Pi day? Fark that! Today is Steak and BJ Day
/linky NSFW
 
2013-03-14 09:59:21 AM
Close enough?
 
2013-03-14 10:00:48 AM
Boo - too big
http://i.imgur.com/M1IRlNt.gif
 
2013-03-14 10:01:04 AM
On my way to pick up 27 pre-ordered pies for work. We are a simple people.
 
2013-03-14 10:02:07 AM
Just after 2 AM this morning I realized I had just missed 3/14 @ 1:59:26.5

For the mnenomically adept just remember this poem:

"How i want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics..."

The number of letters in each word represent a digit in the first 16 digits of pi  (3.14159265358979... )
which is enough to calculate the orbit of Uranus to within a few millimeters.
 
2013-03-14 10:07:24 AM
Subby's headline just makes me want to ask if there's any tread in there at all (ala Stewie Griffin).

Meanwhile here's Pi to... One-Million Digits (bite pinky):

www.codeproject.com
 
2013-03-14 10:19:33 AM
flvrd.com
 
2013-03-14 10:22:09 AM
Note that the final calculation starts with "divide 2 by ...".  This is just another piece of evidence that we should all be celebrating <a href="http://tauday.com/">Tau Day</a>, as Tau is the true fundamental constant.
 
2013-03-14 10:27:24 AM
Thats the stupidest farking thing ive ever heard...
Who would throw a perfectly good hotdog down a hallway?
 
2013-03-14 10:28:29 AM
Kenny B: i306.photobucket.com

I though pie are square.
 
2013-03-14 10:46:31 AM
"... In fewer steps than it takes to circumscribe your house in a circle of baguettes ..."

Stop writing.  Stop now.
 
2013-03-14 10:55:27 AM

Barnstormer: Just after 2 AM this morning I realized I had just missed 3/14 @ 1:59:26.5

For the mnenomically adept just remember this poem:

"How i want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics..."

The number of letters in each word represent a digit in the first 16 digits of pi  (3.14159265358979... )
which is enough to calculate the orbit of Uranus to within a few millimeters


Well, you still have a chance to celebrate this afternoon.
 
2013-03-14 11:04:36 AM
my boyfriend told me it was steak & BJ day.

did I just blow him for no good reason?
 
2013-03-14 11:06:37 AM

tricycleracer: e an even bigger deal, amirite?


What you did there.  I see it.  However that is only if you use the two digit abbreviation for the year.
 
2013-03-14 11:12:21 AM

SisterMaryElephant: my boyfriend told me it was steak & BJ day.

did I just blow him for no good reason?


Only if you suck at sucking... then again, if you suck at sucking you're a great sucker, so it is not a bad thing.
 
2013-03-14 11:34:32 AM
So....

Why does this actually approximate Pi? Wolfram shows the math and derivations, but still doesn't explain the why in real clear terms...
 
2013-03-14 11:44:41 AM

SisterMaryElephant: my boyfriend told me it was steak & BJ day.

did I just blow him for no good reason?


It is both.  One month after Valentines day is S&BJ day.  A day you can pay your boyfriend or husband back for treating you so nice on 2-14.
It also happens to be Pi day.  So in our house, the kids get so excited about the dessert Pie, they don't question why Dad got a nice rib-eye and they got hamburgers.  :-)
 
2013-03-14 11:51:17 AM

pounddawg: [flvrd.com image 400x400]


yup... blown.
 
2013-03-14 12:00:12 PM

SisterMaryElephant: my boyfriend told me it was steak & BJ day.

did I just blow him for no good reason?


Cream Pi?
 
2013-03-14 12:18:16 PM

SisterMaryElephant: my boyfriend told me it was steak & BJ day.

did I just blow him for no good reason?


Yes, and he bought you flowers, chocolates and dinner a month ago for no good reason too.  I also notice you make no mention of the type of steak you prepared.

You are what is wrong with America.
 
2013-03-14 12:18:53 PM
I spent the day at work going around in circles.  That's how I knew it was Pi Day.
 
2013-03-14 12:24:27 PM
The value of Pi is known to 10 trillion digits.  Thirty-nine is sufficient to calculate the size of the universe to the radius of an atom.

The human race needs a new hobby.
 
2013-03-14 12:44:19 PM

BarkingUnicorn: The value of Pi is known to 10 trillion digits.  Thirty-nine is sufficient to calculate the size of the universe to the radius of an atom.

The human race needs a new hobby.


and only 42 digits to width of a Higgs Boson. Pretty amazing stuff, actually.
 
2013-03-14 12:56:26 PM
 
2013-03-14 01:00:20 PM
Jesus christ, it's Steak and Blowjob Day.

Pi???
No wonder most of you don't get laid
 
2013-03-14 01:03:04 PM
Is this the tread where the nerds are gonna show off that they have pi memorized out to eleventy digits?
 
2013-03-14 01:19:35 PM

Hyjamon: SisterMaryElephant: my boyfriend told me it was steak & BJ day.

did I just blow him for no good reason?

Yes, and he bought you flowers, chocolates and dinner a month ago for no good reason too.  I also notice you make no mention of the type of steak you prepared.

You are what is wrong with America.


If she did blow him for no good reason, she should be commended. No reason is the best reason for a BJ
 
2013-03-14 01:32:16 PM

SuperChuck: Hyjamon: SisterMaryElephant: my boyfriend told me it was steak & BJ day.

did I just blow him for no good reason?

Yes, and he bought you flowers, chocolates and dinner a month ago for no good reason too.  I also notice you make no mention of the type of steak you prepared.

You are what is wrong with America.

If she did blow him for no good reason, she should be commended. No reason is the best reason for a BJ


But she said she only blew him because he said it was Steak and Blow Job day so she felt it was her duty to do it so no credit is needed.
 
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