Sczi: How about just turning "the cloud" into "the internet". While they're at it how about turning "at the end of the day" into "now I might be an idiot, but it seems to me"
Lurky McLurkerton: *RTFAWhat is this idiotic childish buffoonery? I don't even...*ScrollsOOH Monty Pithon!Totally farkworthy!!!1!1+eleventy
ChrisDe: When I hear someone say "the cloud", my douchebag alarm goes off. Unless they're talking about meteorology.
mccallcl: What are people supposed to say? "software defined datacenter"?
Drake4962: This would be even better if it also replaced "my butt" with "the cloud."-I'm sitting on the cloud-Kiss the cloudAnd all the porn sites would say:-put it in the cloud
Drake4962: This would be even better if it also replaced "my butt" with "my butt."-I'm sitting on my butt-Kiss my buttAnd all the porn sites would say:-put it in my butt
skozlaw: mccallcl: What are people supposed to say? "software defined datacenter"?The problem is that stupid marketers have decided that every single thing that's ever been on a network is suddenly "cloud computing" and they've basically ruined the term. It seems like about 90% of the things companies say are "in the cloud" or "cloud computing" are really just traditional websites, web-based applications running on big iron or simple online storage spaces that really have little to nothing to do with public or private clouds.I don't know what you replace it with, though.
MagicBoris: You should actually add that second change to a coworker's Word autocorrect options. It could take months, or even years, before he/she notices.
Neondistraction: Not nearly as awesome as the plugin that replaced pictures of people's kids with pictures of cats.
BumpInTheNight: Neondistraction: Not nearly as awesome as the plugin that replaced pictures of people's kids with pictures of cats.and foodie friend's food pics with real porn.
Arkanaut: Old man yells at my butt?
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