Jon iz teh kewl: yeah you could stick it up the butt
BalugaJoe: the potassium is good for you.
sgnilward: This thread is dildoes
Gunther: FTA: "He points to the case of a 44-year-old Australian ostrich farmer who experienced severe muscle weakness after drinking 10 liters of Coca-Cola during a wild and crazy night of kangaroo hunting.Now that there is an impressively nonsensical mad-lib.
abfalter: [www.wallsave.com image 850x680]
Happy Hours: I never heard that bananas would calm you down from too much caffeine.And I DNRTFA.
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