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(KSAT San Antonio)   Police sergeant gets demoted to officer, stuck in a room at the station for work. Why? For letting the Internet know she looked like this   (ksat.com) divider line 115
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2013-03-14 07:13:44 AM  
www.ksat.com


I'd like to show her how to use my nightstick...
 
2013-03-14 07:36:53 AM  
Offer from Playboy in 3...2...1...
 
2013-03-14 07:41:09 AM  
"Listen, Baby, with your body, you're going places, the Captain's place, the Police Commissioner's place .. "
 
2013-03-14 07:42:04 AM  
She looks great. I hope she sues for harrassement or somesuch.
 
2013-03-14 07:42:30 AM  
First the LAPD needs a good colonic irrigation.

When that's done, find all of her bosses and give them a good chewing out.

Seriously, why would you bench the sexiest cop in America? She could be your mascot. People would surrendering for shiat just for the bragging rights to say she handcuffed them personally. And her partner? Something hewn from granite who could take down 80's Mike Tyson with a forearm shiver and slap cuffs on him in the time it takes you to say "He stole my bike!" to keep her safe.
 
2013-03-14 07:43:24 AM  
I'd like to make a confession or two to Officer Suro. What've you got, Houston P.D.?
 
2013-03-14 07:44:27 AM  

doglover: Seriously, why would you bench the sexiest cop in America? She could be your mascot. People would surrendering for shiat just for the bragging rights to say she handcuffed them personally. And her partner? Something hewn from granite who could take down 80's Mike Tyson with a forearm shiver and slap cuffs on him in the time it takes you to say "He stole my bike!" to keep her safe.


I smell a hit series. Start writing the pilot.
 
2013-03-14 07:45:34 AM  
Repeat or Follow-Up?

The pictures are old news. Perhaps the demotion is new and counts as follow-up.

Meh - HPD has done much worse things over the years.
 
2013-03-14 07:45:48 AM  
Man hands, man brow, man throat... but her doctors did some good work.
 
2013-03-14 07:45:48 AM  

doglover: First the LAPD needs a good colonic irrigation.


What does the LAPD have to do with Houston?

Also, NSFW
 http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/1532684/photos.htm
 
2013-03-14 07:47:36 AM  
If you are a teacher or police officer here is some good advice:  never post nude pictures of yourself anywhere.
 
2013-03-14 07:48:20 AM  
Her biggest mistake was becoming a cop.

She should have modeled in the first place.
 
2013-03-14 07:49:04 AM  
She's a 20-year veteran of the force, so....42-43 years old?  She looks fan-farking-tastic
 
2013-03-14 07:49:43 AM  
The REAL question here is do the IRS know she has a paid modelling career?
 
2013-03-14 07:50:11 AM  
It's not really a big deal.........if she was in any other profession.
 
2013-03-14 07:50:27 AM  

AbbeySomeone: She looks great. I hope she sues for harrassement or somesuch.


No way she could.  Nobody made her pose or post the pictures.
 
2013-03-14 07:52:18 AM  

AbbeySomeone: She looks great. I hope she sues for harrassement or somesuch.


FTFA: "Stacey Suro accepted the police chief's recommendation for demotion." and... "Her attorney said she accepts responsibility for her decisions."

Yeah, she's hot. She looks amazing. She must be 40ish since it said she was with the department for 20 years. But she also seems to admit that posting online nude pics and such was against department policy, and even accepted the demotion. I'm not siding one way or the other on the policy, but if she accepts it I guess the whole harassment line is out of the question.
 
2013-03-14 07:52:34 AM  

King Keepo: The REAL question here is do the IRS know she has a paid modelling career?


You sound gay.
NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-14 07:53:15 AM  

abhorrent1: What does the LAPD have to do with Houston?


Before ANYTHING else happens in law enforcement, all the regulations and regulators need to go clean out the LAPD. Whatever tradition has been going on there has to be destroyed utterly and it's ashed thrown to the four winds. They're more than obviously broken. Not only did they make a Dorner, but they proved the crazy psychopath correct on nearly all of his accusations in a matter of hours after news broke of his existence.

Clearly they're the most awful and need to be replaced the most.

Houston only benched a hottie. They're clinically retarded at PR, but they're not killing Mexican women on paper routes because they're little babies. Priority goes to LA, but they're next on my "needs a re-structuring" list.
 
2013-03-14 07:53:46 AM  
According to the department's conduct policy, "Employees shall exhibit professional conduct at all times and shall not engage in any activity, including unlawful activity that would degrade or bring disrespect upon the employee or the department."

Based on that, she should get a promotion.  Degrade or disrespect?  Quite the contrary!

/She's 42!
 
2013-03-14 07:54:30 AM  
Filthy whore!
 
2013-03-14 07:56:02 AM  
She's hot.

I'd give her an internal affair.

/sex
 
2013-03-14 07:57:56 AM  
Time for a cavity search.
 
2013-03-14 07:57:57 AM  

WinoRhino: AbbeySomeone: She looks great. I hope she sues for harrassement or somesuch.

FTFA: "Stacey Suro accepted the police chief's recommendation for demotion." and... "Her attorney said she accepts responsibility for her decisions."

Yeah, she's hot. She looks amazing. She must be 40ish since it said she was with the department for 20 years. But she also seems to admit that posting online nude pics and such was against department policy, and even accepted the demotion. I'm not siding one way or the other on the policy, but if she accepts it I guess the whole harassment line is out of the question.


Well, you have to keep in mind the situation probably went something like this: "Accept this demotion or we'll fire you."

So she either "accepts it" or loses her day job.  Not much of a choice.
 
2013-03-14 07:59:18 AM  
i212.photobucket.com

/My teenage fantasy.
//Hell, she can still arrest me anytime.
 
2013-03-14 07:59:43 AM  

MNguy: She's a 20-year veteran of the force, so....42-43 years old?  She looks fan-farking-tastic


She's a female cop in Texas. Her antithesis is Alan Hale in that spider movie.
 
2013-03-14 08:00:17 AM  
Twenty years ago this very night, i was at a Dead show and the cutest damn girl there was a cop. She looked like a little elf!!
 
2013-03-14 08:00:52 AM  

monoski: Time for a cavity search.


With those man hands? You're brave.
 
2013-03-14 08:00:57 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: It's not really a big deal.........if she was in any other profession.


Teacher.

Your ball.
 
2013-03-14 08:01:21 AM  
Those pictures seem to be missing the whole "naked" aspect the headline promised me. Subby your job is only half done.
 
2013-03-14 08:03:04 AM  
Wow... Mama's got nice...
 
2013-03-14 08:03:27 AM  

Flakeloaf: Teacher.

Your ball.


Anything outside of public servant ya turkey
 
2013-03-14 08:04:45 AM  
 
2013-03-14 08:05:35 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Flakeloaf: Teacher.

Your ball.

Anything outside of public servant ya turkey


News anchor
 
2013-03-14 08:05:54 AM  
It's called a social media policy.

Chances are releasing naked pictures of yourself violates it.
 
2013-03-14 08:05:58 AM  
She didn't do anything illegal and I can't see how this is an issue.
If she had been doing something worse, like speeding, parking illegally or being publically drunk then I could see the problem. This? IDC.
 
2013-03-14 08:06:10 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She has odd nipples NSFW


Sorry, I was chewing on them too much
 
2013-03-14 08:06:30 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Based on that, she should get a promotion. Degrade or disrespect? Quite the contrary!

/She's 42!


But being degraded and disrespected is what she's into.
 
2013-03-14 08:06:36 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She has odd nipples NSFW


Those little white squares are weird.
 
2013-03-14 08:07:17 AM  
What her reprimand may have looked like

www.themoviescene.co.uk
 
2013-03-14 08:07:21 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She has odd nipples NSFW


Wow. Never seen anybody with white squares on their nipples.

(Still NSFW even though the center of the nipples are covered)
 
2013-03-14 08:07:45 AM  
Guess she had a difficult time with undercover work.
 
2013-03-14 08:11:52 AM  
Like the "Mayhem" part of the website's name wasn't a clear warning of trouble to come.
 
2013-03-14 08:13:20 AM  

doglover: First the LAPD needs a good colonic irrigation.

When that's done, find all of her bosses and give them a good chewing out.

Seriously, why would you bench the sexiest cop in America? She could be your mascot. People would surrendering for shiat just for the bragging rights to say she handcuffed them personally. And her partner? Something hewn from granite who could take down 80's Mike Tyson with a forearm shiver and slap cuffs on him in the time it takes you to say "He stole my bike!" to keep her safe.


bravo!

/chortled heartily
 
2013-03-14 08:14:13 AM  
Book her Danno
 
2013-03-14 08:14:30 AM  
I would put her in protective custody.
 
2013-03-14 08:15:30 AM  
i212.photobucket.com

Please print this out and give it to the next public servant you see today.
 
2013-03-14 08:15:45 AM  

FullMetalPanda: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She has odd nipples NSFW

Sorry, I was chewing on them too much


You chewed them off!
 
2013-03-14 08:16:38 AM  

italie: What her reprimand may have looked like

[www.themoviescene.co.uk image 400x185]


That's a strange looking reprimand.
 
2013-03-14 08:17:02 AM  
Id do some serious undercover work with her.
 
2013-03-14 08:18:00 AM  

SnarfVader: News anchor


Alright alright! The moral of the story is there are consequences to your actions
 
2013-03-14 08:18:04 AM  

Mutated-Snoopy: italie: What her reprimand may have looked like

[www.themoviescene.co.uk image 400x185]

That's a strange looking reprimand.


The MPAA is a biatch.
 
2013-03-14 08:18:34 AM  

Happy Hours: Repeat or Follow-Up?

The pictures are old news. Perhaps the demotion is new and counts as follow-up.


Yeah, the new news here is the demotion.  Should've been tagged [Followup].
 
2013-03-14 08:19:03 AM  
i4.ytimg.com
Nice Bust, You too.
 
2013-03-14 08:21:10 AM  

MindStalker: [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180]
Nice Bust, You too.


i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-14 08:21:25 AM  
I'm just spitballin' here
but when you wear the badge of your job
you are a representative of said job
so don't let that make it into your pictures.
I suspect that's the big deal

that said,
..like the fist of an angry god
 
2013-03-14 08:22:45 AM  
i'm at work, trying not to get demoted.

i'll come back later and review this thread.
 
2013-03-14 08:22:55 AM  
Suro has since taken her information down.

So that's what they call it now?  Taking down the info?
I'm impressed.
Five month investigation, in the Chiefs office, with the door locked, "the things I put up with .jpg"

comment section was full of gemology
 
2013-03-14 08:23:08 AM  
HANDS UP, THIS IS A BUST!
 
2013-03-14 08:24:38 AM  
These types of scandals only work for those whose dignity is already compromised.
 
2013-03-14 08:26:13 AM  

ComicBookGuy: Twenty years ago this very night, i was at a Dead show and the cutest damn girl there was a cop. She looked like a little elf!!


You were NOT supposed to take the BROWN acid...
 
2013-03-14 08:26:38 AM  
Cry Havoc!!
 
2013-03-14 08:31:05 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Id do some serious undercover work with her.


Id do some serious undercovers work with her.

FTFY
 
2013-03-14 08:34:51 AM  

EyeballKid: HANDS UP, THIS IS A BUST!


v029o.popscreen.com

"Is this some kind of bust?"
 
2013-03-14 08:35:38 AM  

MNguy: She's a 20-year veteran of the force, so....42-43 years old?  She looks fan-farking-tastic


This is why I came in to say.

Rock on our old lady leader
 
2013-03-14 08:37:08 AM  
She should've just beat the shiat out of someone while arresting them for jaywalking.  That would have gotten her union support and wouldn't have derailed her career.
 
2013-03-14 08:37:15 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She has odd nipples NSFW


You see?  THISTHIS is why you are favourited!

/amongst so many other reasons
 
2013-03-14 08:38:37 AM  
I'd let her take me in.
 
2013-03-14 08:44:57 AM  
According to the department's conduct policy, "Employees shall exhibit professional conduct at all times and shall not engage in any activity, including unlawful activity that would degrade or bring disrespect upon the employee or the department."

Dear God. With how our cops behave THIS is what she gets demoted for?
 
2013-03-14 08:48:08 AM  
She looks very arresting.
 
2013-03-14 08:52:40 AM  

darkscout: According to the department's conduct policy, "Employees shall exhibit professional conduct at all times and shall not engage in any activity, including unlawful activity that would degrade or bring disrespect upon the employee or the department."

Dear God. With how our cops behave THIS is what she gets demoted for?


One could argue that it's impossible to bring any more disrespect onto many departments, so personal misconduct is the only drum they can beat.
 
2013-03-14 08:56:15 AM  
Looking through the pictures, I am going to venture to say that the bikini ones didnt bother them near as much as the one in which she is clearly in an HPD uniform. They don't like that shiat at all.

If she'd have killed someone instead, she'da got a goddamned raise. And if you think I'm being snarky, you don't know Houston.
 
2013-03-14 09:04:08 AM  
I think it used to be a man. That face is...regrettable.
 
2013-03-14 09:04:27 AM  

Munden: doglover: First the LAPD needs a good colonic irrigation.

When that's done, find all of her bosses and give them a good chewing out.

Seriously, why would you bench the sexiest cop in America? She could be your mascot. People would surrendering for shiat just for the bragging rights to say she handcuffed them personally. And her partner? Something hewn from granite who could take down 80's Mike Tyson with a forearm shiver and slap cuffs on him in the time it takes you to say "He stole my bike!" to keep her safe.

bravo!

/chortled heartily


i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-14 09:30:00 AM  
www.newsrealblog.com
 
2013-03-14 09:37:01 AM  
Can you get arrested for a bookmark?
 
2013-03-14 09:42:50 AM  
I'd let her beat my rap
 
2013-03-14 09:47:42 AM  
If only morals clauses could extend to real sanctions against officers who, oh, willfully shoot up a pickup truck that looks nothing like the search target and whose driver looks nothing like the suspect.
 
2013-03-14 09:49:26 AM  

PreMortem: Man hands, man brow, man throat... but her doctors did some good work.


Yea, another negiative critique on a woman's looks by a Farker that most likely looks like a cross between Micheal Moore and a sack of mashed potatos, that would be lucky if she even let him look at her.
 
2013-03-14 09:49:57 AM  
Let me get this straight...posting erotic pictures of yourself online (and in no way related to your job) gets you demoted. But if you get caught (on camera and sometimes on the job!) breaking the law in any way, you get paid leave and are NOT demoted? I don't know if this is grade A stupidity or misogynistic.

/cop hate
//robble robble
 
2013-03-14 10:17:28 AM  

poot42: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She has odd nipples NSFW

You see?  THIS!  THIS is why you are favourited!

/amongst so many other reasons


Thank you ;)

I feel if I am favored by some, and ignored by others, then my work here is complete.
 
2013-03-14 10:26:50 AM  
I'll also bet that she didn't tell any of her superiors that she was modeling on the side.  Houston PD apparently has a policy that you have to fill out some form and tell them that you're moonlighting.  If she didn't do that, then she's in violation of that reg too.
 
2013-03-14 10:32:44 AM  

Madbassist1: Looking through the pictures, I am going to venture to say that the bikini ones didnt bother them near as much as the one in which she is clearly in an HPD uniform. They don't like that shiat at all.



Yeah, if she posed in the uniform then she is SOL.
 
2013-03-14 10:40:28 AM  
I'm reminded of an acqaintance who was into the BDSM scene. He told me he was considering a career in law enforcement. I told him "OK, but the first time you get a boner while putting someone in handcuffs, you have to quit" He looked at me... and said nothing.
 
2013-03-14 10:43:29 AM  
Disappointing that no one has found the pictures in question.... or at least left a link to them here.
 
2013-03-14 10:52:22 AM  

Zatx: Disappointing that no one has found the pictures in question.... or at least left a link to them here.


Other then these that were posted above by  abhorrent1?
NSFW

Also better then the ones that the article referenced.
 
2013-03-14 11:15:10 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Other then these that were posted above by abhorrent1?
NSFW

Also better then the ones that the article referenced.


Umm wait a second, modeling?

I have been in the lifestyle a few years

That ain't the code word for modeling, and I should know
 
2013-03-14 11:17:50 AM  

8Fingers: PreMortem: Man hands, man brow, man throat... but her doctors did some good work.

Yea, another negiative critique on a woman's looks by a Farker that most likely looks like a cross between Micheal Moore and a sack of mashed potatos, that would be lucky if she even let him look at her.


6'2" 185, but good guess Sherlock.

/she still has man hands
//not into trans like you I suppose
 
2013-03-14 11:23:05 AM  

PreMortem: not into trans like you I suppose


upload.wikimedia.org
It's not the most accessible album he made, but it's alright in spots.
 
2013-03-14 11:37:39 AM  

PreMortem: [www.newsrealblog.com image 380x281]


You sound fat.  And somewhat gay.  NTTAWWT.
 
2013-03-14 11:41:27 AM  

darkscout: According to the department's conduct policy, "Employees shall exhibit professional conduct at all times and shall not engage in any activity, including unlawful activity that would degrade or bring disrespect upon the employee or the department."

Dear God. With how our cops behave THIS is what she gets demoted for?


Thank you, Darkscout - I was about to post the exact same quote & comment on it.

So I want to know how posting pictures of yourself, even nude ones, is either (a) illegal (unlawful activity) or (b) degrading to the employee, or (c) disrespecting the department.

They (the department) obviously felt that this wasn't bad enough to fire her over, but just wanted to get her "out of the public eye" by assigning her to the property room (where only other officers will interact with her, no public contact).
 
2013-03-14 11:49:14 AM  

Southern100: darkscout: According to the department's conduct policy, "Employees shall exhibit professional conduct at all times and shall not engage in any activity, including unlawful activity that would degrade or bring disrespect upon the employee or the department."

Dear God. With how our cops behave THIS is what she gets demoted for?

Thank you, Darkscout - I was about to post the exact same quote & comment on it.

So I want to know how posting pictures of yourself, even nude ones, is either (a) illegal (unlawful activity) or (b) degrading to the employee, or (c) disrespecting the department.

They (the department) obviously felt that this wasn't bad enough to fire her over, but just wanted to get her "out of the public eye" by assigning her to the property room (where only other officers will interact with her, no public contact).


SO their  version of the Champaigne room?  Do they still get to stick dollar bills down her gunbelt?
 
2013-03-14 12:14:32 PM  

FullMetalPanda: Southern100:

They (the department) obviously felt that this wasn't bad enough to fire her over, but just wanted to get her "out of the public eye" by assigning her to the property room (where only other officers will interact with her, no public contact).

SO their  version of the Champaigne room?  Do they still get to stick dollar bills down her gunbelt?


Heh. :)  I just don't understand why they would care.  If she was working in a strip joint and making her uniform part of the act, then I could see them caring.. but modeling? BFD. As long as she's doing it on her own time, the only person who should care is her and her spouse.
 
2013-03-14 12:28:33 PM  
Seriously? This is bringing disrepute on the police dept? That's what they are hammering her for?

Meanwhile the guys over at the Fire Dept are posing for this years new fireman callendar, and wearing less than she was.

Seriously, I'm a guy and kinda sexist and even I see the huge honking double standard here. HPD should be ashamed of how they're treating her.
 
2013-03-14 12:30:13 PM  

PreMortem: 8Fingers: PreMortem: Man hands, man brow, man throat... but her doctors did some good work.

Yea, another negiative critique on a woman's looks by a Farker that most likely looks like a cross between Micheal Moore and a sack of mashed potatos, that would be lucky if she even let him look at her.

6'2" 185, but good guess Sherlock.

/she still has man hands
//not into trans like you I suppose


Ya pretty much missed the point there hotshot. But hey, don't feel bad. Not everyone can be smart. Thanks for playing though.
As far as prferences go, obviously your vamped, unsolicited critique of what most people would agree to be an attractive woman shows where your preferences are. But as they say - NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-14 01:03:26 PM  
It bugs me profoundly that it seems perfectly acceptable for Firemen to pose 3/4 naked for calendars but this is not acceptable?
 
2013-03-14 01:05:19 PM  
Whole lotta soft focus going on... but I'm not complaining.
 
2013-03-14 01:06:15 PM  

shifter_: It bugs me profoundly that it seems perfectly acceptable for Firemen to pose 3/4 naked for calendars but this is not acceptable?


It puts on the charity lotion or it gets the hose
 
2013-03-14 01:10:26 PM  
They put her in the property room.  How patriarchal is that?
 
2013-03-14 01:14:48 PM  

doglover: MNguy: She's a 20-year veteran of the force, so....42-43 years old?  She looks fan-farking-tastic

She's a female cop in Texas. Her antithesis is Alan Hale in that spider movie.


www.chosis.coldfusionvideo.com

// Go Packers
 
2013-03-14 01:52:43 PM  
She was a 20+ year veteran AND a detective and she thought posting nude pics alongside a pic of her in uniform was going to slide past HPD? Is this the kind of genius you would want investigating a crime you reported? Property room seems a good place for her.

/the fact she was dumb has nothing to do with her being hot or a woman
//Property Room would be a good place for a man who did the same
///Third slashie says," I like a woman that brings her own handcuffs."
 
2013-03-14 01:57:20 PM  
I'm annoyed.  We should be encouraging this kind of behavior.
 
2013-03-14 02:04:53 PM  
She looks like a tranny that needs another boob job.
 
2013-03-14 03:22:23 PM  
Police brutality be a good thing if all cops looked like that.
 
HBK
2013-03-14 03:30:25 PM  
A cop that likes being handcuffed? Kinky.
 
2013-03-14 03:45:55 PM  
Meh
 
2013-03-14 03:51:02 PM  
Wait, the hell are they censoring in the 5th picture on that page at the bottom? Is she giving some guy paizuri service or something?
 
2013-03-14 04:19:50 PM  
So, they hire people with room temperature IQ's, and then wonder why they act like idiots.
 
2013-03-14 04:38:40 PM  
that's a dude
 
2013-03-14 05:12:48 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: They put her in the property room.  How patriarchal is that?


Well, as a sub she may feel used to being treated as property.
 
2013-03-14 09:29:10 PM  
Obviously the Captain doesn't feel like he should let her out of his sight.
 
2013-03-15 03:26:51 PM  

MOGGEE: doglover: MNguy: She's a 20-year veteran of the force, so....42-43 years old?  She looks fan-farking-tastic

She's a female cop in Texas. Her antithesis is Alan Hale in that spider movie.

[www.chosis.coldfusionvideo.com image 240x180]

// Go Packers


Holy shiat, is that the skipper?
 
2013-03-15 03:28:24 PM  
Why yes it is.
/Google is your friend
 
2013-03-15 06:28:50 PM  
A hot bi sub? Yes please! I wonder if the wife would let me keep her =)
 
2013-03-15 07:01:05 PM  

Hung Like A Tic-Tac: MOGGEE: doglover: MNguy: She's a 20-year veteran of the force, so....42-43 years old?  She looks fan-farking-tastic

She's a female cop in Texas. Her antithesis is Alan Hale in that spider movie.

[www.chosis.coldfusionvideo.com image 240x180]

// Go Packers

Holy shiat, is that the skipper?


sure is.. He even calls the movie's kid side-kick "Lil Buddy"
 
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