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(KSAT San Antonio)   Police sergeant gets demoted to officer, stuck in a room at the station for work. Why? For letting the Internet know she looked like this   (ksat.com) divider line 115
    More: Followup, Houston Police Department, Stacey Suro, internet, sergeants, KPRC, police stations  
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32734 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2013 at 7:35 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-14 07:13:44 AM  
www.ksat.com


I'd like to show her how to use my nightstick...
 
2013-03-14 07:36:53 AM  
Offer from Playboy in 3...2...1...
 
2013-03-14 07:41:09 AM  
"Listen, Baby, with your body, you're going places, the Captain's place, the Police Commissioner's place .. "
 
2013-03-14 07:42:04 AM  
She looks great. I hope she sues for harrassement or somesuch.
 
2013-03-14 07:42:30 AM  
First the LAPD needs a good colonic irrigation.

When that's done, find all of her bosses and give them a good chewing out.

Seriously, why would you bench the sexiest cop in America? She could be your mascot. People would surrendering for shiat just for the bragging rights to say she handcuffed them personally. And her partner? Something hewn from granite who could take down 80's Mike Tyson with a forearm shiver and slap cuffs on him in the time it takes you to say "He stole my bike!" to keep her safe.
 
2013-03-14 07:43:24 AM  
I'd like to make a confession or two to Officer Suro. What've you got, Houston P.D.?
 
2013-03-14 07:44:27 AM  

doglover: Seriously, why would you bench the sexiest cop in America? She could be your mascot. People would surrendering for shiat just for the bragging rights to say she handcuffed them personally. And her partner? Something hewn from granite who could take down 80's Mike Tyson with a forearm shiver and slap cuffs on him in the time it takes you to say "He stole my bike!" to keep her safe.


I smell a hit series. Start writing the pilot.
 
2013-03-14 07:45:34 AM  
Repeat or Follow-Up?

The pictures are old news. Perhaps the demotion is new and counts as follow-up.

Meh - HPD has done much worse things over the years.
 
2013-03-14 07:45:48 AM  
Man hands, man brow, man throat... but her doctors did some good work.
 
2013-03-14 07:45:48 AM  

doglover: First the LAPD needs a good colonic irrigation.


What does the LAPD have to do with Houston?

Also, NSFW
 http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/1532684/photos.htm
 
2013-03-14 07:47:36 AM  
If you are a teacher or police officer here is some good advice:  never post nude pictures of yourself anywhere.
 
2013-03-14 07:48:20 AM  
Her biggest mistake was becoming a cop.

She should have modeled in the first place.
 
2013-03-14 07:49:04 AM  
She's a 20-year veteran of the force, so....42-43 years old?  She looks fan-farking-tastic
 
2013-03-14 07:49:43 AM  
The REAL question here is do the IRS know she has a paid modelling career?
 
2013-03-14 07:50:11 AM  
It's not really a big deal.........if she was in any other profession.
 
2013-03-14 07:50:27 AM  

AbbeySomeone: She looks great. I hope she sues for harrassement or somesuch.


No way she could.  Nobody made her pose or post the pictures.
 
2013-03-14 07:52:18 AM  

AbbeySomeone: She looks great. I hope she sues for harrassement or somesuch.


FTFA: "Stacey Suro accepted the police chief's recommendation for demotion." and... "Her attorney said she accepts responsibility for her decisions."

Yeah, she's hot. She looks amazing. She must be 40ish since it said she was with the department for 20 years. But she also seems to admit that posting online nude pics and such was against department policy, and even accepted the demotion. I'm not siding one way or the other on the policy, but if she accepts it I guess the whole harassment line is out of the question.
 
2013-03-14 07:52:34 AM  

King Keepo: The REAL question here is do the IRS know she has a paid modelling career?


You sound gay.
NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-14 07:53:15 AM  

abhorrent1: What does the LAPD have to do with Houston?


Before ANYTHING else happens in law enforcement, all the regulations and regulators need to go clean out the LAPD. Whatever tradition has been going on there has to be destroyed utterly and it's ashed thrown to the four winds. They're more than obviously broken. Not only did they make a Dorner, but they proved the crazy psychopath correct on nearly all of his accusations in a matter of hours after news broke of his existence.

Clearly they're the most awful and need to be replaced the most.

Houston only benched a hottie. They're clinically retarded at PR, but they're not killing Mexican women on paper routes because they're little babies. Priority goes to LA, but they're next on my "needs a re-structuring" list.
 
2013-03-14 07:53:46 AM  
According to the department's conduct policy, "Employees shall exhibit professional conduct at all times and shall not engage in any activity, including unlawful activity that would degrade or bring disrespect upon the employee or the department."

Based on that, she should get a promotion.  Degrade or disrespect?  Quite the contrary!

/She's 42!
 
2013-03-14 07:54:30 AM  
Filthy whore!
 
2013-03-14 07:56:02 AM  
She's hot.

I'd give her an internal affair.

/sex
 
2013-03-14 07:57:56 AM  
Time for a cavity search.
 
2013-03-14 07:57:57 AM  

WinoRhino: AbbeySomeone: She looks great. I hope she sues for harrassement or somesuch.

FTFA: "Stacey Suro accepted the police chief's recommendation for demotion." and... "Her attorney said she accepts responsibility for her decisions."

Yeah, she's hot. She looks amazing. She must be 40ish since it said she was with the department for 20 years. But she also seems to admit that posting online nude pics and such was against department policy, and even accepted the demotion. I'm not siding one way or the other on the policy, but if she accepts it I guess the whole harassment line is out of the question.


Well, you have to keep in mind the situation probably went something like this: "Accept this demotion or we'll fire you."

So she either "accepts it" or loses her day job.  Not much of a choice.
 
2013-03-14 07:59:18 AM  
i212.photobucket.com

/My teenage fantasy.
//Hell, she can still arrest me anytime.
 
2013-03-14 07:59:43 AM  

MNguy: She's a 20-year veteran of the force, so....42-43 years old?  She looks fan-farking-tastic


She's a female cop in Texas. Her antithesis is Alan Hale in that spider movie.
 
2013-03-14 08:00:17 AM  
Twenty years ago this very night, i was at a Dead show and the cutest damn girl there was a cop. She looked like a little elf!!
 
2013-03-14 08:00:52 AM  

monoski: Time for a cavity search.


With those man hands? You're brave.
 
2013-03-14 08:00:57 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: It's not really a big deal.........if she was in any other profession.


Teacher.

Your ball.
 
2013-03-14 08:01:21 AM  
Those pictures seem to be missing the whole "naked" aspect the headline promised me. Subby your job is only half done.
 
2013-03-14 08:03:04 AM  
Wow... Mama's got nice...
 
2013-03-14 08:03:27 AM  

Flakeloaf: Teacher.

Your ball.


Anything outside of public servant ya turkey
 
2013-03-14 08:04:45 AM  
 
2013-03-14 08:05:35 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Flakeloaf: Teacher.

Your ball.

Anything outside of public servant ya turkey


News anchor
 
2013-03-14 08:05:54 AM  
It's called a social media policy.

Chances are releasing naked pictures of yourself violates it.
 
2013-03-14 08:05:58 AM  
She didn't do anything illegal and I can't see how this is an issue.
If she had been doing something worse, like speeding, parking illegally or being publically drunk then I could see the problem. This? IDC.
 
2013-03-14 08:06:10 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She has odd nipples NSFW


Sorry, I was chewing on them too much
 
2013-03-14 08:06:30 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Based on that, she should get a promotion. Degrade or disrespect? Quite the contrary!

/She's 42!


But being degraded and disrespected is what she's into.
 
2013-03-14 08:06:36 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She has odd nipples NSFW


Those little white squares are weird.
 
2013-03-14 08:07:17 AM  
What her reprimand may have looked like

www.themoviescene.co.uk
 
2013-03-14 08:07:21 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She has odd nipples NSFW


Wow. Never seen anybody with white squares on their nipples.

(Still NSFW even though the center of the nipples are covered)
 
2013-03-14 08:07:45 AM  
Guess she had a difficult time with undercover work.
 
2013-03-14 08:11:52 AM  
Like the "Mayhem" part of the website's name wasn't a clear warning of trouble to come.
 
2013-03-14 08:13:20 AM  

doglover: First the LAPD needs a good colonic irrigation.

When that's done, find all of her bosses and give them a good chewing out.

Seriously, why would you bench the sexiest cop in America? She could be your mascot. People would surrendering for shiat just for the bragging rights to say she handcuffed them personally. And her partner? Something hewn from granite who could take down 80's Mike Tyson with a forearm shiver and slap cuffs on him in the time it takes you to say "He stole my bike!" to keep her safe.


bravo!

/chortled heartily
 
2013-03-14 08:14:13 AM  
Book her Danno
 
2013-03-14 08:14:30 AM  
I would put her in protective custody.
 
2013-03-14 08:15:30 AM  
i212.photobucket.com

Please print this out and give it to the next public servant you see today.
 
2013-03-14 08:15:45 AM  

FullMetalPanda: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She has odd nipples NSFW

Sorry, I was chewing on them too much


You chewed them off!
 
2013-03-14 08:16:38 AM  

italie: What her reprimand may have looked like

[www.themoviescene.co.uk image 400x185]


That's a strange looking reprimand.
 
2013-03-14 08:17:02 AM  
Id do some serious undercover work with her.
 
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