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(Fox News)   Orlando Bloom's hot model wife Miranda Kerr rear-ended. In a car accident   (foxnews.com) divider line 46
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2013-03-14 10:08:35 AM
"There are only two ways to injure your neck: A car accident and cunnilingus."
 
2013-03-14 10:40:46 AM
I think the real news story here is that a celebrity was in a car accident that wasn't her fault.
 
2013-03-14 10:41:55 AM
Something, something, rear-end her.
 
2013-03-14 10:42:26 AM
I'd rear-end her, if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do
 
2013-03-14 11:00:39 AM
"It was reported to be a turn-on to her."

/ticket
 
2013-03-14 11:02:25 AM
I would stick my Bloom into her Kerr.
 
2013-03-14 11:04:21 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-14 11:09:29 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: A hot chick thread on fark.com???!?!

It's like I don't even know what fark.com is anymore...


I know, right? And it's so easy to post images now.

www.vidigy.com

/hot
 
2013-03-14 11:34:20 AM
Orlando Bloom or Lando Calrissian?
 
2013-03-14 11:53:14 AM
Hey, can you really blame a guy for crashing into the back end of Miranda Kerr?
 
2013-03-14 11:54:54 AM

FourDirections: Hey, can you really blame a guy for crashing into the back end of Miranda Kerr?


I would hit it
 
2013-03-14 12:00:16 PM

monoski: FourDirections: Hey, can you really blame a guy for crashing into the back end of Miranda Kerr?

I would hit it


Like a 1957 Chrysler Saratoga, so would I.
 
2013-03-14 12:09:39 PM
I see the police have arrived at this scene as well.
 
2013-03-14 12:10:32 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I see the police have arrived at this scene as well.


They came
 
2013-03-14 12:38:59 PM

monoski: Nana's Vibrator: I see the police have arrived at this scene as well.

They came


The crash scene quickly turned into a big mess.
 
2013-03-14 12:53:22 PM

Kuta: Amurica...Fark Ya!: A hot chick thread on fark.com???!?!

It's like I don't even know what fark.com is anymore...

I know, right? And it's so easy to post images now.

[www.vidigy.com image 850x1144]

/hot



4.bp.blogspot.com

Also...

"She's got legs..."

/you're welcome
 
2013-03-14 01:06:33 PM

litespeed74: "There are only two ways to injure your neck: A car accident and cunnilingus."


LOL

I never had a car accident Saturday night, but I damn near felt paralyzed Sunday morning
 
2013-03-14 01:07:35 PM
she has nice legs,  a good face and boobs, that looked just right for her... but no ass...

prove me wrong boys prove me wrong
 
2013-03-14 01:24:09 PM
That chick from iCarly?  isn't he a little old for her? Now Sam with on the other hand...
 
2013-03-14 01:56:42 PM
A tear of petrol
Is in your eye
The hand brake
Penetrates your thigh
Quick - Let's make love
Before you die
On warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette

Join the car crash set
 
2013-03-14 01:57:50 PM
Probably the first time in her relationship that she's been hit from behind.
 
2013-03-14 02:21:33 PM
I wouldn't mind rear ending her and then destroying her headlights.
 
2013-03-14 02:28:50 PM
a57.foxnews.com

That neck brace is so fashionable.
 
2013-03-14 02:47:12 PM

monoski: FourDirections: Hey, can you really blame a guy for crashing into the back end of Miranda Kerr?

I would hit it


Too Small
 
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2013-03-14 02:58:58 PM
i'd wreck it, too..
 
2013-03-14 03:24:44 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: [a57.foxnews.com image 660x371]

That neck brace is so fashionable.


What neck brace?
 
2013-03-14 04:02:55 PM
In before THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS T(ScreeeeeeeeecCRUNCH)
 
2013-03-14 04:08:59 PM
I was going to say "in before people start dissecting her looks and body" but I see I am too late.

She's stunning, amazing, sexy as hell and all that.  If any straight male farkers say they wouldn't hit, they're farking lying.

About being straight.  Or male.
 
2013-03-14 04:29:28 PM

lazfx: monoski: FourDirections: Hey, can you really blame a guy for crashing into the back end of Miranda Kerr?

I would hit it

Too Small


That's what she said.
 
2013-03-14 04:45:07 PM
Like a '79 Pinto, I would hit it and explode.
 
2013-03-14 05:17:56 PM

ChubbyTiger: Like a '79 Pinto, I would hit it and explode.


1.bp.blogspot.com

It is entirely likely that you would explode before you hit.
 
2013-03-14 05:30:55 PM
Let's see here...
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW and NSFW.

Just sayin'.
 
2013-03-14 05:41:33 PM

LonMead: Let's see here...
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW and NSFW.

Just sayin'.



Kimberly Clark CorpNYSE: KMB -  Mar 14 4:42pm ET93.78+0.38 (0.41%) 

Gahh... they have you to thank for that now...
 
2013-03-14 05:44:48 PM

HighOnCraic: A tear of petrol
Is in your eye
The hand brake
Penetrates your thigh
Quick - Let's make love
Before you die
On warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette

Join the car crash set


Thirty years ago, a friend of mine was driving to work with this song playing. He hit a patch of ice. "Warm leatherette, join the car crash set..." CRUNCH!

/just a fender bender
 
2013-03-14 05:53:39 PM

MichiganFTL: LonMead: Let's see here...
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW and NSFW.

Just sayin'.


Kimberly Clark CorpNYSE: KMB -  Mar 14 4:42pm ET93.78+0.38 (0.41%)

Gahh... they have you to thank for that now...


I know... I posted those just before I bought some of their stock. Thanks!
www.hollywoodbackwash.com
 
2013-03-14 06:35:06 PM

ChubbyTiger: Like a '79 Pinto, I would hit it and explode.


'76, you mean.

Think bicentennial fireworks.
 
2013-03-14 09:11:48 PM

LonMead: ChubbyTiger: Like a '79 Pinto, I would hit it and explode.



It is entirely likely that you would explode before you hit.


It's a risk that I'm prepared to take.
 
2013-03-14 09:23:06 PM

ChubbyTiger: LonMead: ChubbyTiger: Like a '79 Pinto, I would hit it and explode.

It is entirely likely that you would explode before you hit.

It's a risk that I'm prepared to take.


Well, then, good luck and God's speed to you. Wear a helmet, tighten your seat belt, and take precautions.

you know, like a fire extinguisher
cdn.buzznet.com
 
2013-03-14 11:47:19 PM

LonMead: Let's see here...
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW and NSFW.

Just sayin'.


Nutted with out touching.........
 
2013-03-15 01:45:25 AM
Too fat.
 
2013-03-15 05:20:37 AM

LonMead: ChubbyTiger: LonMead: ChubbyTiger: Like a '79 Pinto, I would hit it and explode.

It is entirely likely that you would explode before you hit.

It's a risk that I'm prepared to take.

Well, then, good luck and God's speed to you. Wear a helmet, tighten your seat belt, and take precautions.

you know, like a fire extinguisher
[cdn.buzznet.com image 850x1167]


I've never seen anyone look that good while pumping gas.
 
2013-03-15 09:07:02 AM

lazfx: monoski: FourDirections: Hey, can you really blame a guy for crashing into the back end of Miranda Kerr?

I would hit it

Too Small


She is a little one. She would be totaled if I hit it.
 
2013-03-15 09:58:22 AM

LonMead: ChubbyTiger: LonMead: ChubbyTiger: Like a '79 Pinto, I would hit it and explode.

It is entirely likely that you would explode before you hit.

It's a risk that I'm prepared to take.

Well, then, good luck and God's speed to you. Wear a helmet, tighten your seat belt, and take precautions.

you know, like a fire extinguisher
[cdn.buzznet.com image 850x1167]


Id tie her shoe, if you know what I mean
 
2013-03-15 04:44:52 PM

HighOnCraic: A tear of petrol
Is in your eye
The hand brake
Penetrates your thigh
Quick - Let's make love
Before you die
On warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette

Join the car crash set


Somewhere, Grace Jones is smiling. Or sneering. Hard to tell which.
 
2013-03-15 05:07:11 PM
Or as my headline would read: "Orlando Bloom's beard damaged in car accident".

;-)
 
2013-03-15 05:29:08 PM

pushcart: HighOnCraic: A tear of petrol
Is in your eye
The hand brake
Penetrates your thigh
Quick - Let's make love
Before you die
On warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette

Join the car crash set

Somewhere, Grace Jones is smiling. Or sneering. Hard to tell which.


You misspelled "The Normal."
 
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