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(io9)   Ancient penis-headed worm pushes fossil record back, breakfast up   (io9.com ) divider line
    More: Strange, Cambrian period, worms, University of Montreal, Burgess Shale, missing link, fossils  
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8986 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2013 at 9:16 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-14 11:05:24 AM  
2 votes:
Oh I forgot this:


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2013-03-14 09:12:55 AM  
2 votes:
The phallus-shaped fossil was unearthed in Canada's 505 million year-old Burgess Shale

Which are the freakiest fossil beds ever. If there's a God, he smoked the good shiat before getting down to that Genesis business.
2013-03-14 03:14:07 PM  
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pciszek: Skr: So in a science fiction world, that worm would find a victim human male, consume the victim's penis and replace the penis with it's own penis like worm body. The worm would then control the male and instruct it to have sex with everything.

How would you identify the infected?


Is that a penis-headed worm in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
2013-03-14 12:48:45 PM  
1 vote:
Skr:
So in a science fiction PORNO ANIME world, that worm would find a victim human male, consume the victim's penis and replace the penis with it's own penis like worm body. The worm would then control the male and instruct it to have sex with everything.

I think this was the plot of "Super Alien Bus Groper".  It definitely replaced "Schoolgirl Rape Cats" as my favorite, even though only a dubbed version is available.
Skr
2013-03-14 12:31:03 PM  
1 vote:
So in a science fiction world, that worm would find a victim human male, consume the victim's penis and replace the penis with it's own penis like worm body. The worm would then control the male and instruct it to have sex with everything.

Basically like the tongue louse that kills a fish tongue and replaces it.

wild-facts.com
2013-03-14 09:58:29 AM  
1 vote:

Gulper Eel: The phallus-shaped fossil was unearthed in Canada's 505 million year-old Burgess Shale

Which are the freakiest fossil beds ever. If there's a God, he smoked the good shiat before getting down to that Genesis business.


Case in point:

25.media.tumblr.com

Who designed this shiat, Yahweh or Cthulhu?
2013-03-14 09:32:58 AM  
1 vote:

Happy Hours: What obligations?

I heard someone say how "hard" it is to be Pope, but really what does he do besides say mass every once in a while and say prayers?

And I'm sure the pope has a much bigger staff than being a cardinal in Argentina where he was probably already fulfilling similar responsibilities. The main difference is the size of the crowds and the number of people paying attention to him.


Are you calling the Pope a "penis-headed worm"?

Fair enough.
2013-03-14 09:19:25 AM  
1 vote:
The fossil record has been pushed back to 5,989 years!

SCIENCE!
2013-03-14 09:14:42 AM  
1 vote:
What obligations?

I heard someone say how "hard" it is to be Pope, but really what does he do besides say mass every once in a while and say prayers?

And I'm sure the pope has a much bigger staff than being a cardinal in Argentina where he was probably already fulfilling similar responsibilities. The main difference is the size of the crowds and the number of people paying attention to him.
 
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